the suckpreme court

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the emperor requests a shitload of thread for his fabulous new clothes

Political double doink

I can't believe we let it happen again.

ugly evil freaks OUT handsome principled sweeties IN

Dick Cheney lived to see the Republican party totally adopt his entire worldview and philosophy about American military intervention, even after the catastrophe of Iraq completely repudiated it, but couldn't enjoy it because their avatar was too uncouth for his prairie taste.

the full bight

Horrortober is a lot of fun but I cannot WAIT for Noirvember

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Myrna Loy during a break from filming After the Thin Man (1936)

that Great Depression you like is going to come back in style

Trolling each other since 1054

Today is Septidi the 7th of Brumaire in the year 234. Brumaire is the month of mist. Today we celebrate the common fig.#JacobinDay More information on the common fig

for my birthday this year, I'd love not to be afraid of literally everything for very good reason. do you all think I can get that. for my birthday.

DOWN WITH CYBER FREAKS!!!

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Mencius Moldbug

*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden

very cool to be ruled over by people born on third base who think they hit triples

Unknown Photographer. Anonymous Roller race. England. 1930

I love him

they call it DOMS because it DOMinateS my every thought

I learned from wikipedia that Shohei Ohtani is a Cancer (born July 5, 1994) and that this is his signature

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically

can we please get locked accounts on here

I enjoyed the first episode of The Chair Company. I have also been enjoying all episodes of The Lowdown. thanks for asking!

not seeing the bust...?

The Ferry - wood engraving by George Mackley, 1951

this website is such a fucking bummer, guys

Edwin Henry Landseer, A Distinguished Member of the Humane Society, 1838 https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1111834

fuck da Yankees

Today is Quintidi the 15th of Vendémiaire in the year 234. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate donkeys.#JacobinDay More information on donkeys

roasting beets in order to make borscht and the house smells like the most heavenly dirt :)

if I were the Boston Red Sox, I would simply hit a bunch of home runs, and prevent the evil New York Yankees from scoring

My fellow patriots join me in applauding Danica Patrick for her eloquent words and allow me to add English song word in America absolute top festivity belief in how it gains

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Red Sox :)

I remember Edward Norton talking about how, to look like a skinhead for American History X, he ate an insanely high-protein and high-fat diet, lifted weights, and did no cardio. anyway.