me drunk as shit at 3am scrolling through ubereats

had a 4th cup of coffee

real

can you believe

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

it fucken wimdy out

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

Today is Décadi the 20th of Germinal in the year 234. Germinal is the month of sprouting. Today we celebrate the hive.#JacobinDay More information on the hive

Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver

note: the "roughly $2M per ship" is rough because the figure discussed was in yuan, not dollars

People who left Twitter for Bluesky think they’re doing activism by posting uselessly somewhere else. Whereas I am correctly doing nihilism

not a big fan of all of this

Is there a Mr. Me With That Shit?

I have to survive this week, and then I'm off for two

made this tonight and it was very good www.foodandwine.com/recipes/lamb...

Gregory Sievers, American (1951- ), The Theater, oil, 36 x 24 in, private collection

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

Myrna Loy and William Powell, publicity for After The Thin Man (1936).

THE GIRL READING THIS

Today is Quintidi the 15th of Germinal in the year 234. Germinal is the month of sprouting. Today we celebrate bees.#JacobinDay More information on bees

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing! ME: Oh yeah? DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂 ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today? DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡 ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

Today is Quartidi the 14th of Germinal in the year 234. Germinal is the month of sprouting. Today we celebrate beech trees.#JacobinDay More information on beech trees

In space no one can hear you Teams.

great bio and/or dating profile

99 pRoentgens

Toshiro Mifune driving his MG TD on the set of Yojimbo with his sword on the dash

Toshiro Mifune smoking on the set of Yojimbo

anyway here's Akira Kurosawa gazing lovingly at Toshiro Mifune on the set of Seven Samurai

Toshiro Mifune for Sapporo beer

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

I simply want to watch videos about funny animals or weird foods or what-have-you. I do not want to be aurally assaulted by ASMR or dreadful twee music. please do something about this, content creators.

White House now permanently looks like Leo's house from Twin Peaks

That's right

Fashion illustrator, René Gruau, who died on this day in 2004. Miss Dior perfume advert, 1949.

[to the tune of "Band on the Run"] pain at the pump

I'm beginning to suspect that this wallet inspector isn't on the up-and-up!

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Arson Opens Up a New Way to Clean Our House. Should We Take It?

Ever since Trump said “51st state” about Canada, my previously apolitical and extremely comfortable retired father is ready to throw Molotovs. It’s crazy how much most normal people are inspired to hate everything about the pigs in charge of the US government.

An Iranian general stood behind a podium explaining how they hacked the Director of the FBI's email address using a spoofed Black Rifle Coffee flash sale would be the Tet Offensive for the digital age. Humiliating defeat. Total destruction of American morale. The world needs it.