I LOVE THIS GAME UNTIL I LOSE A 50/50, AT WHICH POINT IT IS HOYOSLOP #ZZZ

The pun timer was activated and you only had six minutes to get in

Professor X: What’s your power? Me: I can remove the microplastics from my brain and shape them into any item I choose *I collapse to the floor writhing, there’s a loud crack and a rubber duck pops out of my skull* Prof X: That’s interesting but not especially usef- oh god, he’s dead

PSA: A brothel is not a soup hotel

Something crazy about the US and international copyright enforcement regime is that they consistently criminalize digital archiving when it is done for pro-social reasons, but consistently protect the reuse of archived materials by other parties when it is for commercial reasons

comic about pickles

To quote @helldude.bsky.social "if the judge starts quoting poetry at the beginning of an opinion, you're fucked."

shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games

CHOTINER: So coyotes keep eating your outdoor cats? NEIGHBOR: Yes. CHOTINER: And you just have limitless cats? NEIGHBOR: No, I go to the shelter to replace them. CHOTINER: Sounds to me like you're just feeding cats to coyotes. NEIGHBOR: Well no I mean, now look my daughter is crying.

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

I got questions about : -A bird app from someone who couldn't identify a finch and didn't know generative AI...generated -A "book app" to know about "every book in the world" from someone who was SHOCKED to see Worldcat AND Google Books -An app to "digitize books" and "publish them"

This is complete hogwash

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

I guess I'm buyin' #warframe plat

Don't wave that thing at me, Hello Kitty!

Lipstick #onepunchman #saitama #tatsumaki

[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!

Man, now I want me some goat curry or something

just....enjoy this

this is my favorite genre of 4chan post

hey guys i’m new to managing my army in foreign campaigns how bad is this

"The Namazu are dying!" "This ain't about them" #ffxivmemes #ffxivart

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

If you were wondering how much Baki influenced Capcom and SNK (as well as Ancient for Streets of Rage 2 and Namco for Tekken) xcancel.com/goma_dara2/s... xcancel.com/eikichi_1994... xcancel.com/Mr65522620/s... xcancel.com/goma_dara2/s... xcancel.com/goma_dara2/s...

Bahahahahahaha

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

average bluesky poster

If the sandwich don't split, you must acquit.

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

Must be terribly difficult to do moderation if you have to check and see if Nazis like a guy or not before starting to ban people. Really much easier to have morals and acknowledge people celebrating the death of pieces of shit is human nature, but what do I know. I'm not a bunch of idiot techbros.

Since Q is a boomer who doesn't understand technology I have done you all the favor of posting this insane footage

Zohran has ended his victory speech by summoning and entrapping the spirit of Andrew Cuomo in a Greater Soul Gem. The translucent former governor's mouth hangs open in a pained howl as he writhes within the jewel, but makes no sound.

inspired by @dialacina.com

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

A massive pop-off from Eri Ejima's Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games

“WHAT IS THE CHARGE? THROWING A SANDWICH??? A SUCCULENT SUBWAY SANDWICH?????”