I think tech tutorials should be text with screenshots

The longer you look at this, the worse it gets

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon. No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn. The parking attendant moved on.

SPENT OVER A HOUR ON THE CLOCK TODAY IN THE BATH ROOM - dashare.zone ADMIN

As they say, dress for the job you want

MY IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

He could do one thing today and another thing tomorrow without being defined by such activities. Thus far, only AI has lived up to this dream, as it's employed to make art and bomb countries without ever being an artist or a pilot.

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one of my favorite twitter interactions was with Notch after he sold Minecraft, my garbagetwitter fam was fighting with him and after a while I posted this pic of his mansion and said "If I lived here I'd be offline rn having a pool party with my friends" he blocked me instantly lol

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Checking your citations is part of the tedious work of scholarly research, all aimed at making sure you did everything you could to verify the information is correct. If you don’t want to do it, then don’t try to publish in venues like arXiv. #Science 🧪

the thing about Trump’s corruption is that it is so staggering it’s basically impossible to comprehend it’s like asking your brain to visualize stellar distances, you can’t do it with a mind built to look at an elephant and go “wow that’s big” there’s greased palm corruption and then there’s… this

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Celuz

Every sign tells a story.

Martial Peak really is peak cultivation manhwa. Yang Kai goes from "homeless bum who picks grass" to "sect leader who shouldn't be offended" in like 15 years, and most importantly: he doesn't forget where he came from, and his real cultivation art is the art of friendship.

I had to do it

Little lunch time doodle. Love a stubby sci fi ish revolver

Lift with your legs

Cultivation really is just a mixed bag huh Always a bigger dick that could flatten you, but doesn't because they're conveniently busy Until they aren't (Martial Peak is alright 500/3000 chapters in)

JONAH LOMU RUGBY

My artistic talent: Drew a circle. 20% triangle. Drew a triangle. 2% rectangle.

wow — the preprint host, arxiv, is banning authors for a year if they submit papers with hallucinated citations 🤖

UPDATE: Auditions have officially ended. “Auditions are boring so we just picked the first guy who showed up,” said the casting director. “He’s kind of homely-looking but who cares.”

Europe has no Red40 dye, and no start-ups. America and China has Red40, many startups. We have accidentally discovered a substance that generates economic dynamism, and the bad side effects are treated with amphetamines, we should be embracing it.

It's really telling the immediate place all these companies go is to the most mind numbing bullshit. What if we turned the voice-driven bot that runs your pharmacy's phone number and never gets the date you said right into a primary command input for our game?

Story idea: A saintess framed as a fake and deposed, the usual. But instead of exile, she's (prudently?) executed. Unfortunately for her detractors, the saintess was very real, her death doesn't stick, and God is pretty upset his emissary was disrespected.

The story feels tailor-made for Bluesky

He stares up at the sign, tears streaming. Arthur “Pantless” Jackson smiles. The search has taken him 10 years and to 14 countries. He opens the door. The clerk looks up from his phone. “Can I help you?” he asks. “Yes,” says Arthur, “I’m Jackson, and I believe you have my pants.”

Surely this belongs in the @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social ? Via: www.experimental-history.com/p/shame-them...

I was just bringing this up with friends the other day. It’s strangely endearing (and VERY generous to the American psyche) that the Japanese would view conspiracy theories like this as being a sort of american folk superstition, not unlike the kind they have in east Asia