If you are mad for even a second about what gender, gender presentation, or genitals another person has, you are a weirdo pervert freak

Open the borders. It should be no harder for a non-American to get a green card than for a US citizen to get a passport. After the first time you pay your taxes, the government mails you your choice of a National Parks pass, a ticket to see the nearest MLB team, or a regular-size American flag.

"Hi, we're Cannibal Abortion and we're playing this show to raise money for a children's hospital! For the children that didn't get aborted, obviously." *exactly 26 seconds of blastbeats and grunting*

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

"What commonsense opinions are you talking about, specifically?" "Oh, you know the ones"

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

Until the sun burns out

lou bega doesn't know what instruments are

dear god

look at it

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

OVER A MILLION USERS DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT EVERY *WEEK* what the fuck are we DOING here

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

inshallah

also the path to this is not the Dems reaching out in conciliation. it is the Dems grinding the actually-existing GOP into dust until its leadership once again agrees that the bargain of liberal tolerance is worth abiding by

shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

TOXX! TOXX! TOXX! TOXX!

Who is wise? One who learns from all people. Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world. (Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)

imo the correct dem immigration position is engraved in stone on ellis island

got hogged

Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

is this anything

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public

Ozymandias Time destroyed his statue Yes YES The statue is just feet

Countdown to the follow-up post "I apologized, why have you not forgiven me entirely"

Go fuck yourself

Don’t forget, Correct Time ends tomorrow morning and Capitalist Oppressor Morning Hours begins, when The Man ensures you have plenty of light in the morning to get to work but no light in the evening on your own time. Stay strong, comrades.

First Halloween in the new house, which is in a fairly walkable neighborhood. Asked the neighbors how many trick or treaters to expect, and they said "not as many as there used to be". Turns out that means zero!

Putting up Christmas decorations before US Thanksgiving is illegal encroachment on other holidays. The first permissible Santa of the year is the one in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

I am Jack’s layered Onion

The word is a vampire.

Someone should start a rumor that Vance had Charlie Kirk killed

guess we're seeing how this worked out for her

the revolt of the bosses is probably the single most important social movements since BLM and its actually massively under covered in media (which is not surprising at all)

How far we have fallen even from the days of "at least three"

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

this is cope, imo

I think what pieces like this show is that, foundationally most of these guys don't even have a *positive* vision of conservative masculinity for themselves, and the version they're adopting clearly isn't fulfulling them either. It's just grievance and resentment all the way down