My dad's gf - someone he's been dating for 14 years and to whom he is willfully blind that she hates his family - just texted me and Mrs. at 9pm that she and her 18 y/o daughter can't come to Shug's 3rd birthday because of her college orientation. She only found out about this the night before?

The University of Denver exists solely to snatch souls in ice hockey and for no other reason.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

The Law of Conservation of Vibes is immutable. The Frozen Four is the volcano into which Michigan tosses its sacrifices to the Vibe Gods.

In the first year of each of my kids' lives, Michigan lost in the Frozen Four and won a national title in football/basketball. Worthwhile trade, absolutely, but FUCK

That's the softest OT penalty I've ever seen

INARTICULATE SCREAMING

We are now at 105:07 straight minutes of Michigan/Denver Frozen Four play where Denver has not committed a penalty...allegedly.

fan footage of Dillon Brooks talking insane trash to KD, immediately getting his ankles broken

Credit to @hooverstreetrag.org and everyone whom I love dearly in this thread

That is career goal #69 for TJ Hughes...

Fuck it let's get two natties in one week Go Blue

to all who celebrate...

I keep coming back to this.

Brutal.

Whomst

Michigan was the best team in college basketball and Dylan (@umhoops.com) provides the best coverage of a college basketball team that you can find. Hope everyone has an awesome night celebrating!

Congrats @dotdotexe.dftba.social you have a lot* to look forward to *Tbh it's gonna be way more painful than you expect

shout out to 16 seed Howard, who scored more points on Michigan during the tournament than any other team they faced

well, damn #goblue

Michigan passed 'Bama, so: 37-3 against the #1 schedule in the country

Roddy Gayle did more this tournament than anyone could have ever asked, I think he's in Sainristil territory for me. What a way to go out.

THE SHOCK THE WORLD SIGN APPEARS!

MICHIGAN WINS THE NCAA MBB NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Go Blue My children are lucky charms that must be it

UCLA, Indiana, and Michigan. Now take a big sip of your drink and I will tell you which team won in which sport.

WARTHOG

Rocky from Paw Patrol might be the greatest tv character in history. A talking dog that's essentially MacGyver and an MO that's just "yeah I got something in my truck that can fix that". Absolute legend

Hell yeah it’s Easter time again.

Happy Easter

Kendrick Lamar in Brooklyn, summer 2012, right before Good Kid MAAD City dropped

I knew he’d have a big game the second I saw this

@mgoseth.bsky.social Arizona is 6/13 from 3 and Yax has played a cumulative 10 (?) minutes In what world do you assume these are the circumstances

My son was born in 2023, walked into a football national title, my daughter was born in June and is watching* this *Sound asleep, does not understand life in general but is very cute

Never in my fuckin life man Go the fuck Blue

Michigan bros instant classic

I've told this story but when I was like 8 my entire extended family ended up next to Shaq at the Cheesecake Factory and my dad pretended to be his bodyguard so people wouldn't bother him; he ended up laughing his ass off, did a magic trick for me, and then tussled my hair when we were leaving

Congrats to @lazylazyjane.bsky.social and my wife's hockey thot crush Owen Power

Is any native Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian-speaker available to clarify the precise meaning of one word in a sentence for me? Much appreciated, hvala puno

[excessively sweating, puking] how are we feeling about tonight MICHIGAN FANS

Perfect no notes

Geno Auriemma makes Dan Hurley look downright genteel. God I hate that fucker.

Shug turned 3 today and he got his first amusement park experience. 5 starts he's zonked and skipping his nap so he'll sleep great tonight!

hmm

it's absolutely silly how much random knowledge you can accrue with a Bloomberg terminal and a dash of intellectual curiosity.

We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.

we really don’t thank Del often enough for introducing us to Solomon