A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Hey are you a millennial and also pretty drunk open.spotify.com/track/6ebkx7...

Once again it's single digits in Long Island so we took the kids to hibachi for dinner Not to brag but the rival dad went 0/3 on the chef flipping veggies into his mouth and I went 1/1

After hearing about these women on Team USA who play for Wisconsin and Minnesota, I have finally been radicalized that Michigan needs a varsity women's hockey team

Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event! Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun

LFGGGG GO BLUE

Hey @hooverstreetrag.org what's with the MBB pink tonight? (Joining late because of kids' bedtimes)

Tired: When pigs fly Wired: When hogs fly

my most right-wing take is loving my spouse, playing with my kids, and letting my favorite sportsball team make me suffer every weekend is a good life bsky.app/profile/nota...

Easy-to-follow instructions here:

Jalen Brunson

They aren’t cops, they aren’t doing law enforcement actions. They’re just going and grabbing people off the street for being not white and if you can keep them at bay you’re in the clear because you haven’t done anything wrong beyond existing in their field of vision.

The war on work from home is in large part a war on women having a career btw

I have to finish baking this thought a bit more but Bill Simmons is like Epstein-lite when it comes to horrendous sports taeks. Everyone who says the absolute dumbest shit you've ever heard, about sports, is buddies with Bill Simmons.

You expect liberals to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Philadelphia where I might get ethered for being myself.

Tired: lactose intolerant Wired: lactose ✨i n s o l v e n t✨ www.forbes.com/sites/hbswor...

“Let us be clear: we want the power of the state. We wish to hold the criminals of the regime accountable. We wish to seize back the public funds looted by Trump and his cronies. We wish to undo the damage he has done to the government. More than any of that we wish to rebuild.”

Genuinely zero clue. Do you have any idea how unusual it is for a Jew in this country to be third generation American? All of my grandparents were born here, so it's not even like they fled Russian pogroms, let alone the Nazis.

dog show on fs1

Why are her eyes so close together

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Mayor Adams: Frankly, I beat the groundhog to death with a night stick because I was led to believe they're filled with jewels. Turns out, nothing but blood and guts in there. Just like our school system

For everyone's ease of reference

Happy Tu B'Shvat to everyone but especially trees.

reading your timeline like

Shout out @propublica.org

This regime is about to run back Kristallnacht.

has America actually lived up to that founding myth? of course not. good gods we've fucked it up, so hard and so often. but it's that aspirational myth and the dream of getting there that have fueled all the struggles for progress and how we've gotten improvement. run the damn ball

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Remember, the difference between gender ale and gender lager is in the fermentation style: gender ale is a top, whereas gender lager is a bottom

Stuck between the Sausage of Doom and the Temple of Sausage but I think I pick the former

Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

This also means that Tesla and SpaceX have funded an AI company that has created nonconsensual sexualized images of children.

Instagram influencers of all kinds are getting “political” and they don’t care how many followers they lose. They are posting video of them doing what their account is known for (skiing, golf, cooking), with text overlay reminding their followers that they can’t do X if they’re killed by ICE.

Update: turns out it's been great free marketing

Nine DAs are coalescing to work on prosecuting federal agents for 'overreach': —L. Krasner in Philly —J. Creuzot in Dallas —M. Moriarty in Minneapolis —L. Conover in Tucson —S. Descano in Fairfax (VA) —R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA) —S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA) —P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)

[puking my brains out from stress] hey @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social great game

i made a helpful reference

Always wanted to get my name in the financial press but uhh maybe not like this

GO BIRDS

Don’t think we can give enough credit to Steven Spielberg for creating an entire series based on melting, shooting, crushing, decapitating, punching, and incinerating Nazis

I call him Bovine-O the way he's A DUMB FUCKIN COW

Well I guess that's why my heating bill has been psychotic for two months

So uh does anyone remember when Vrabel said he would cut off his hog to win a super bowl Are we gonna hold him to that

Considering the snow drifts are about 3 feet by now I'm pretty proud of this work

Fuck it we'll do it live This game stinks anyway

checking in on r/NFCEastMemeWar and alllllll of them hate these ICE bozos