Roger Goodell's NFL has turned the DEFENDING SUPER BOWL CHAMPION PHILADELPHIA EAGLES into a goddamn MAC team.

@mgoseth.bsky.social will always fail to comprehend how Yost was probably the most racist guy in Michigan history (NOT A SHORT LIST!) but ended up pushing out his successor for, effectively, being a raging anti-Semite and not letting Benny cook

For someone who hates the Clintons as much as DJT does, starting a war to distract from a sex scandal is a pretty obvious nod to Billy

When I said we needed to save and bring back the Condor I guess I should've been more specific

@edsbs.bsky.social Hear me out… Transfer to Pittsburgh and create the Pittset offense.

Me, most weekends in my 20s

If we're doing weather nightmares, good morning

The Princess Bride is the greatest romantic comedy ever made and the sheer amount of tragedy it will carry for the rest of time is crushing.

a good and necessary read for many

Every Eagles fan today as we play a 2-11 team at home (go birds)

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

Diego I will always love you

Can only assume the pope just watched his Villanova Wildcats take down yet another road favorite in the FCS playoffs. Not sure how worried the pope was about Tarleton State, but gotta think he's feeling good about the odds of doing it again in the semifinals

Santacon memories: my buddy and a young lady [REDACTED] in the bathroom at Fiddlesticks in the West Village right before we got kicked out because our other friend yakked all over the floor I woke up wearing antlers and face paint

A quick sidenote about this; one reason I stay on X is specifically because of exchanges like this, where @davidjbier.bsky.social and I got a prominent government official to make a claim so outrageous that it’s now ricocheting around the internet and actively undermining official PR campaigns.

SHOULD I BE CONCERNED THAT OUR DARLING DIEGO WASN'T EVEN UP FOR THE MAXWELL

YOUTUBE KICKER GOT FIRST TEAM

@edsbs.bsky.social the BVP / P-P award update (NO SPOILERS) brought a tear to my eye. He won't win tonight, but goddamn did he make it fun.

I am dead serious when I say that if one of the most vulnerable people in the country can do this with the right allies, no fight in American politics is completely hopeless.

Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER 1/32

The “not political” is killing me 💀

Donner Party the musical

Idk make DeBoer say no

I half jokingly threw out Brian Hartline in a group chat because like, well...?

If you’re wondering “why isn’t there an adult in the room who could have done something about this?”

Just want to say a firm good afternoon to Dusty May, hope his day is going great

Nine years ago while viciously hungover after my buddy @patbeems.bsky.social impromptu bachelor party, I proposed to my wife on the coldest day of the year in the middle of Bethesda Fountain, which thankfully was not running that day. Shit's been pretty great ever since.

Lol Miami elected a democratic mayor, someone fucked up BAD

It’s over. All precincts reporting. Gisler flipped the Georgia HD 121 (2024 R+22). #gapol

Hank Lundqvist remains intimidatingly handsome @athensgrease.bsky.social

Did they just say Michigan outscored Nova 46-10 in the paint

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Fitting end to my fantasy season that Jalen took it out back and shot it. Not unlike the Iggles season itself.

Maybe the real payout was the friends we made along the way, or something.

Iggles vibes crashing worse than an Embiid injury report jfkm

Honest marketing in Finland 🇫🇮 🤣👏👏

@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz I don't purport to KNOW BALL but it really feels like this team is getting absolutely cooked in the trenches the past few weeks. Like I've never seen a Stoutland unit look this collectively shitty

Tom is being cheeky but tbh the entire concept of states and states rights only exists to allow horrendous gerrymandering at a national level

Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars Trek or Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar animation.

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Congrats to @peark.es please do not die tonight

Explain it to Josh, how the fuck did that TD count

marking something off the list of things I thought I'd never see

hahahahahaha

@hooverstreetrag.org what's the read on hockey tonight/last night, saw we won 3-0 and just put on B1G+for the third

Michigan basketball continues to be a bunch of serial killers (laudatory)