NEVER MIND THAT SHIT HERE COMES MONGO

One for the Top Chef fans: Got to meet the GOAT in his own kitchen tonight. Truly one of the nicest and most down to Earth people on the planet. And it was the greatest meal I've ever eaten. Needs more than one Michelin star.

This is both at the same time but I've worked the worst week I've had in a few years - like past midnight every night - but we're likely signing our first mandate before end of month

I’ll tell you something else if your troll schtick is supposedly against elite grifters and you’re focused on fried shrimp and not, for example, on actual members of congress being allowed to trade stocks despite having the most inside of insider knowledge, you are doing it wrong

Ross Sorkin says Jeremy Grantham "has a long history of calling bubbles" Yes, very true. He's called a bubble every single fucking year since i have been in this business. He's the quintessential broken clock.

GeoHistory · June 26th 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟡 867 / 1,000 www.geohistory.gg Lol whoops

Edward Norton talking to himself

She won.

GeoSports · June 25th 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 992 / 1,000 www.geosports.app Olé

the median tea party candidate inherited a dentist franchise and wanted to literally and metaphorically throw the government in the ocean, the median DSA candidate dreams about weaponizing robert’s rules of order

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i’m a jewish NY-10 resident and i’m damn proud of the message we sent.

Hey @cinquinho.bsky.social meant to tell you we finished Season 2 of Friends and Neighbors and my wife and I almost punched a hole through our TV we were so pissed at the finale.

Dudes rock

Probably never gonna do better than this GeoHistory · June 23rd 📜🟢📜📜🟢 996 / 1,000 www.geohistory.gg

Old enough to remember when probable cause was a thing smh

There's no bottom for the Texas GOP but anyone trying to connect the dots could see Ken Paxton coming out against this and framing himself as a moderate a la Mike Collins in GA and dumbasses taking it hook, line, and sinker.

Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game

if I had a nickel for every time Michigan lost a coach to the pros immediately after winning a national title in the last 5 years I’d have two nickels which is not a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

I’m in private markets so this I'm very much out of my depth here but @peark.es @followtheh.bsky.social @metronorthcapital.bsky.social this is completely insane right www.sec.gov/newsroom/pre...

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

My dad is alive He is the most complicated person I know I'm a dad I learned to not be him He brings out the absolute worst in me and between him and the kids being general disasters, today fucking sucked.

The entire Pacific Theater, 1939-45

Tell me five random things that you love (not people/pets): King size beds Ice cream Beaches Pools Sunsets

Who else's dad out here gatekeeping [checks notes] USMNT fandom in the World Cup I love my dad but man. 🙄

Big week for roses bringing me a ton of joy First Leon and the Knicks Now these fellas in my backyard

Ah, shit

Just jumped off the couch excitedly at that goal because I was under (what I felt was) the reasonable impression that Haiti was wearing dark blue I am a big stupid idiot

My word, Philadelphia

@minakimes.bsky.social my son (3 y/o) just picked up a banana and started singing Bananaphone and then asked me to play it on my phone, Raffi is truly undefeated

@proptermalone.bsky.social dude in a Cougs bucket hat at the US open with whom I just spent 20 minutes talking ball

Tartan Army at the US Open at Shinnecock, got to shake their hands. Lovely gents

Point blank in broad daylight

@thequeso.bsky.social saw a crazy headline just now that Dem party registrations/switches in Oklahoma are now outpacing those of GOP, first time in 15+ years apparently

GeoHistory · June 17th 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 974 / 1,000 www.geohistory.gg Back at it

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

Had as many points as her son in SB59 too.

TAXMAN: A NO SURPRISES MYSTERY @502eire.lol plays Benoit Blanc making sure no one gets audited

I just spent 30 minutes scrolling Instagram where the algorithm was just the Ironic Punishment department of me getting fed "Europeans discovering America at the World Cup" and I truly cannot consume enough of this content

[puts out cigarette] Y'all already know my experience through this cycle, just hold out some kind wishes for my old friends and colleagues who got fucked today for no reason but for their great work wasn't great enough.

Why did they specifically choose an athlete who took a massive pay cut to play in New York City as their example to argue that players might not be willing to accept less money to play in New York City

The way this hit me @mooney039.bsky.social

First of all sup @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

I feel like there's a concerted effort by players, fans, and host communities to make this an incredibly fun tournament, in spite of those in charge. And what's more American than that.

Not to brag but i think it's my off camera commentary that really brings this home

I absolutely do think that now that the Knicks have won the actual championship they should have a Cup banner too

The three genders (nonbuynary)