ME: Chakan: The Forever Man really got screwed over at the box office. (AN AIDE whispers in my ear that 'the box office' refers to movies and not unpopular Sega Genesis games) ME: WHAT!!!

I know I'm not the only one immediately thinking of a very specific Something Awful article when I see this

why don't people want to punch Mr Beast? it is an impulse that surges from a place deep inside of my being that I just assumed was innate to all humans much like thirst or hunger. yet people interact with him without assaulting him, it's a mystery to me

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

"Wow, children! That's the most fun I've had celebrating the magic of Christmas, since my original recording of 'Zip Zap Rap.'" - excerpt from 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛' 𝐷𝑎𝑣𝑒 (𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒) 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑆𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑠! (1986, unreleased)

it's incredible how much these weird press conferences are like On Cinema at the Cinema

I've got some bad news for you about "actual law enforcement"...

[to adam sandler's hanukkah song] I am Cornholio 🎵 Need TP for bungholio 🎶

1. Rush 2. Megadeth 3. Orbital 4. Death 5. Mr. Lif 6. Threshold 7. Wobbler 8. Basic Channel

The Outer Worlds 2 is fun so far but man the kerning on the text for character names is atrocious

the letter Q exists to remind us of what we once had RETVRN

Make a movie food: Deadly Mile High Club Sandwich

Νο doubt you've heard about crypto-fash loving Metal Threat Festival in Chicago by now if you're a metalhead that cares about politics and doesn't live under a rock. You can read our full statement below ⬇️

oh yeah, AI is gonna solve everything

the only short form video I respect is TedCrusty's youtube

The only way you didn't go crazy from computer is if you know what really whips the llamas ass

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"

We’ve all been warped by Alyssa Thomas and the increas in triple-double’s generally. Check out the list sorted by date…. herhoopstats.com/stats/wnba/r...

jesus fucking christ why do people (or algorithms) so frequently recommend videos to me to explain things? I have eyes, I can read! I can read faster than your stupid video! fuck off! text is a better medium, I don't need your weird watered down bullshit made for the illiterate generations after me

there's an alternate reality where Pimp C survived until this point and got Final Destinationed

Cannibalism, 38-56 origins of, 38-40 popularity, 40-43 resurgence in 2025, 42 Carvey, Dana, 120-122 death in Arctic tundra, 120 discovery of frozen corpse, 121 thawing and devouring of body, 122 Celebration, the Great, 122-189 menu, 122

this is horrifying. we just learned the latest iteration of the Great Big Bill has a proviso requiring ALL pizzerias sell a pie with "hot honey". this will exacerbate an already terrible trend. disastrous news after the parliamentarian shot down the proviso mandating all menus call pepperoni "peps"

"I don't know why Plex isn't updating Dunston Checks In" [email protected]

cop shoot cop

Oh, you play keyboards in a band? That might get you a girlfriend and provide some entertainment, but with my keyboard.. there is no limit. Coding, gaming or even just exchanging quips with my online friends in my favorite chat room... Have fun with your toy.

There is no “best song of the 80s”… it was an incredibly fertile period for pop music and there are hundreds if not thousands of equally strong contenders. It would be pointless to even try to choose a single “best” one. And also it’s Temptation by New Order

The most metal thing ever is sitting in a portapotty shitting after your friend forcibly crowdsurfed you during incantation and while you listen to unholy massacre you realize you pulled a muscle in your back and you’re 45 and should probably get a water next time you get a beer

the first domain I bought was iwannadipmyballsi.net, a reference to a sketch from The State, and I foolishly used it in my first apple ID, leading me to have to say it out loud to someone at the genius bar (after that I switched to using my gmail address for such things)

The try hard edgelords at the sandwich shop put a little plastic sword right in the middle of my sandwich. Am I supposed to feel threatened? Grow up

this still might be my favorite video on the internet youtu.be/cKXineaZAh0?...

it's incredible but the US government is basically recreating the Skycrime episode of Eagleheart

fine, fine, I'll stop calling Ghost posers now

ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A MEDDLESOME PRIEST?

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

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I'm gonna be honest, I'm not a violent person, and I actively try not to judge people by their appearance, but I genuinely don't understand how anyone looks at Mr Beast and doesn't experience immediate revulsion and want to punch him in the face.

What they’ve proven here is that a finite amount of monkeys, given a finite amount of time, could not write Shakespeare. Which is NOT A SURPRISE and THE WHOLE REASON A MONKEY WRITING SHAKESPEARE IS THE SUBJECT OF THIS THOUGHT EXPERIMENT. ABOUT INFINITY.

the French carcinized Bolt Thrower infern.bandcamp.com/album/turn-o...

the dril tweet with the racism dial, but instead it's one of those county fair "test your strength" games where you swing a sledgehammer

fun fact: in my lifetime a missing reel of Fritz Lang's Metropolis was rediscovered that was only due to the fact that a pirated copy was made and preserved.

IMPORTANT NEWS you can now listen to my favorite song from my friend Cacie’s upcoming album, it’s been honestly killing me that I couldn’t make everyone I know listen to this one

Twin Peaks: Ben Horne