it's not FOR us

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

She should step on me then step on me then step on me then step on me then step on me then

asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar knuckle tats

Chronos waiting on his rock in hades 2 while I rummage through my trinket box instead of talking to him

I love Hornet's characterization. "I only do these quests for the rewards that benefit me and make me more powerful, which I why I gave you most of my shard stock to build a bridge over a hole I have never once fallen into."

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes squinted and their head tilted to one side.

Incredible Crisis ad from 2000 telling players to buy the game or else their technical director is going to kill himself

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

Wish me luck! Just gotta drive a truck containing the only copy of the source code and all the assets for Silksong across this bridge

The 1st official statement from the new Honorary President of Dropout, @vicmmic.bsky.social 🫡

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,

It must be hard to be an artist working on Hades II, given how much time they'd spend with their eyes popping out and their tongues rolling out and hitting themselves in the head with a big cartoon hammer as they shouted awooga

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

When I'm three paragraphs into writing a game industry article for the nyt and I haven't said that video games have come a long way since pac man

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!

it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions

Before the game came out, I thought people wouldn't really care about Tenna and simply dismiss him as a budget Spamton. I'm glad everyone seems to like him just fine. I see those two as intentionally similar characters who mutually enhance each other. You know, like Spy vs. Spy.

If I do an honest self-assessment, I don't think I've given another line delivery as perfect as "Holy crap! It's Hat Dan, the Dan with a hat!"

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

This is what happens when we don't have kink at pride

People in the comments accusing him of using tonal modulation and other "tricks" to create and release tension.

TERFs refusing to "yes, and" me

"A woman is not born. A woman does bits." - Simone De Beauvoir

The scary truth about America is that, right now, anyone you know could be hiding behind a door or in a crawlspace to jump out and spook you. They could even be behind a curtain. Or even inside of some big barrels. And these are people you know very well. Family, coworkers, extended family.

14 May 2025

Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

My hungry ass could NOT wield a zweihander

Happy Neil day to all who celebrate

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

SILKSONG!!!

I’m watching the Switch 2 reveal and they’re spending A LOT of time apologising for how bad the Switch 2 smells. They keep saying they’ll find a way to mitigate the stench problem before launch but they don’t sound very confident

This image brings me peace.

i like video games

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Hey guys. Some sad personal news. I know a lot of you were invested in this so I thought you’d want to know that me and Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower broke up. It’s complicated but it basically boils down to we broke up because she killed me really fast with her beloved trick twinblade Rakuyo