just realized that if the next fromsoft game doesn't split the dodge and sprint keybinds it will be unplayable for me now

Addendum: To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar

best things of 2025 sisko

Commission for @ventdeiji.bsky.social ~

alright top 10 of 2025 time 10. Getting Back Into Magic The Gathering i love cardboard i love my funny cowboy deck that steals things

i got gundam assemble minis for xmas and i need to come up with funny ideas for how to paint guntank and guncannon

Comm!

nightreign is the double-edged sword of fromsoft realizing that to make a multiplayer game they need to add a lot of qol fixes so anyone will play it but also they can be WAY meaner in short form run based games

do y'all remember every gaming news outlet freaking out about this

scrooge: spirit! let me leave this fearful place and i shall not let its lesson leave me! ghost of quantum christmas: no ebenzer, look upon thyself and know what could have been! *points to the alternate reality scrooge where he's a mouse in a funny hat* scrooge: HAVE MERCY SPIRIT! NOOOOOO!

[GOBTV STREAM ALERT] GOIN' LIVE🔴 NOW twitch.tv/bakatyler

come watch the micromanagement extravaganza of the working holiday season! no, you cannot claim the hours on your timesheet

[ #GOBTV STREAM ALERT ] you heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for GOB ON THE JOB!! Last stream for the holiday, Home Safety Hotline: Seasonal Worker ft. Middle Manager @chesuchesuto.bsky.social Today at 5pm PST / 7pm CST #NTVTN #twitch #goblin #vtuber twitch.tv/bakatyler

[ #GOBTV STREAM SCHEDULE ] ough seasons greasons ouuuuughhhh Thursday: Dynasty Warriors Origins Friday: Vintage Story Saturday: FF16 Monday: Home Safety Hotline w/ Middle Manager @chesuchesuto.bsky.social Stream later today depending on my schedule #NTVTN #twitch #goblin #vtuber

your stupid useless fact of the day is that in Bigfoot vs DB Cooper the titular characters are played by Abobo and Frank West

geoff keighley? the only he should host is a parasi—oh wait forgot johnathan blow will be there

the fighter

billion dollar idea for kojima to steal: randomly drop 100 golf holes across the entire map of death stranding and give sam a set of clubs then boom, Golf Hiking becomes the best sports game ever made

Jonathan Blow:

we need soulja boy back for one last job

Does he know

He was a priest looking for a promotion, And he was a Catholic relic, Now this unlikely duo has to make it across all of Italy in time for Christmas mass, Coming to theaters this holiday season, National Lampoon's Road Head

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

the cajun accent got 2 big reps this year so 2026 i need someone to put an appalachian in something so i can see people try to discern what "gomming" and "sheetfar" and "waller" mean

tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox] jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills

you're a bad poster, mr grinch your skeets fill oomfs with scorn they beat your ass in the quotes as you morph into a cob of corn mr grrrrrrrrinch

the deadly alliance

"Bill Gates To Get Half"

hive scum is funny

i don't use spotify or anything but you should listen to Municipal Waste

also this new darktide character has the most early 2000's scaly oc name ever

hive scum is funny

mutuals have been drawn poorly Starting from top left going rightward: @blumen.bsky.social @frostsheepy.bsky.social @marshnix.bsky.social @redhotdivekick.bsky.social @judgmentnutend9.bsky.social @itslumboy.bsky.social @jahnjira.bsky.social @steamedrice97.bsky.social [cont]

@mimickrii.com @moonwatcher582.bsky.social @caibehr.bsky.social @evelhackwriter.bsky.social and then I ran out of space but wanted to include @ventdeiji.bsky.social @chesuchesuto.bsky.social @fubas.bsky.social

genuine thing i wonder about all the time that i would love an answer to: why does media (especially videogames) associate ninjas with surfing? is just cuz of that bit in shinobi iii cuz i feel like it existed even before that

LIVE OUR LIVES THE WAY WE WANT NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP US NOW (art by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social)

"sick seven? bitch you know it. now watch me achieve apotheosis with this kickflip"

moe: our big comeback is feeling awful small fellas, how are we gunna get these kids to watch our new stuff? larry: well lookin at these comments it says we don't got any "hype moments or gap moe" curly: *snaps his fingers, produces a sharpie, and blacks out one of moe's teeth* dere we go! gap moe!

this image is still the most accurate depiction of me online

funny bug and bloodguy stickers for da new laptop :)

finally... The Huge Wax Nine Inch Nails Closet

Guard in a Metal Gear game that says "Must be a Pibby glitch" after Snake barely avoids being spotted by him

the boondock saints movies are just vampire hunter movies but with every instance of the word "vampire" replaced with "italian"

Is this snowman on the nice list?