Morning everyone

Baldingo posting only happens one day a year because on April 2nd Baldingo becomes Baldinstop and then ceases to exist

Very upsetting that "Somebody Feed Phil" has gotten 8 seasons but Netflix still refuses to pick up "Somebody Pay Baldingo's Credit Card and Gambling Debt"

[every hobo in the place pulls immaculate FN five-sevens on john wick] JOHN WICK: [frowns] LAURENCE FISHBURNE: you don’t think a hobo king protects his hobo crown, john? gaze upon my magnificent pigeon hutch and know what it is to live hoboliciously JOHN WICK: i’m confecticamo

LAURENCE FISHBURNE: im the king of all of the rats. every hobo works for me. i’m hobo god. I run hobo new york. now you come to me for hobo favours JOHN WICK: [nods] LAURENCE FISHBURNE: [laughs uproariously]

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What was your favorite layoffs of the spring so far? I love the unemployed!

Game Infarcer: Super Monkey Ball Devs To Incorporate AiAi Into All Future Titles: ‘There Shouldn’t Be Humans Involved’ gameinformer.com/parody/2026/...

When I made this post to parody Dave Chapelle I didn't think Dave Chapelle would come to Call of Duty within the span of 2 weeks

Baldingo's morning routine is hectic, barely enough time to enjoy Baldingo's breakfast on the commute

Call me Jo Nesbo the way I'm making bank off Harry Hole

in before that solution is mailing them a COBRA coverage pamphlet

Donald Glover says he regrets getting the experimental surgery to talk exactly like Yoshi "Yoshi... :(" (Source: tinyurl.com/456a3fz6)

I had to

Harada gassing up season 3 of t8 before it drops:

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the croquette is the biggest posh food scam ever divised "oh such a flowery flourish of a name it must be so refined and delightful" WRONG !!! DEEP FRIED MASHED POTATO BALL !!!

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

my idea for a new pokemon: tandemaus that decides having kids just isn't for them and chooses to marry their mutual water/fighting type partner Policule

Buenos dias

Spaceballs 2

investor in 2004 who lost all his money in umbrella stocks: oh fuck thats gotta be the irs i just know it *looks out his window* guy who wanted a loan for his mansion and underground lab construction business back in 1997: hows it going ASSHOLE, i bet you feel REAL STUPID right about now! AHAHAHAHA

A lot of people talking about a new Star Fox game today and honestly it's probably worth remembering that a boy is currently floating away in a balloon

really hoping that the "fantasy action game" that teyon was hiring for is on the table because they could knock it out of the park with something like a conan or deathstalker game

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"Was 7th The Best Time Period For Character Action Games?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

i can appreciate that powell's reaction to being given a star fox vest is "okay now i have to aura farm while wearing this thing"

There Will Be Brawl

Star Fox confrimed for Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve - new poster

I love these so much

yknow in hindsight we really shouldve anticipated something weird to happen eventually when capcom said "these characters are based on Hulk Hogan and Leon The Professional"

Holy Fuck

Build Fighters movie in the style of The Mighty Ducks mixed with ET

im sure its a great time to be looking for work in the industry rn tim variety.com/2026/gaming/...

The fucking bewildered double blink is crazy