GOD IS A CIS WHITE MAN AND SMALL BUSINESS OWNER FROM THE STATE OF OHIO. HE LIKES GRILLING AND CONSUMING MEAT, DRIVING HIS SPECIAL EDITION CHEVY SILVERADO, IGNORING HIS SMOKING-HOT WIFE AND THREE STUPID SONS (KADEN, CADEN, AND CASON), AND WATCHING THE CLEVELAND BROWNS LOSE TO THE CINCINNATI BENGALS.

Properly proportioned 🍑

If we win in 28 we have a duty to shut this shit down immediately.

Religious homophobia is an organized campaign of sexual coercion and abuse against lgbt people, especially youth.

The Catholic ex gay ministry I participated in when I was young not only referred me to "People Can Change," their doctrinal leader was accused of sexually assaulting a teen boy, and the church settled with the accuser and kept him in the ministry.

when the getting is too good to slow down, sue a drag queen over a name you stole from a region in South America

why am i just finding out about ICE terrorizing this city and people? why is no one in the media talking about this beyond independent outlets? this is horrifying

Everyone at a job is replaceable, but it would still be delicious to watch them scramble for 2 weeks if I randomly put in my notice

this is where dragon balls come from.

brb making the HOBBIT more relatable to kids today by giving gollum a tiktok

Also, Judy Blume is an active contemporary author who believes her work serves a specific function in edifying her young readers about their bodily autonomy. She gets to decide to make her books more immediately pertinent. That’s a different problem than “what if all the characters had cell phones.”

I don’t feel strongly about books being “updated.” It’s not something most authors are able to do—printing and reissuing is expensive, and unless you’re literally Judy Blume, it’s not happening. I do feel a way about how a lot of people openly think young readers are dumb and incurious, though.

At least they don’t end up together in the end. It doesn’t make the main plot less creepy/infuriating, but it’s really about him caring about the children (which he could have done before tbh).

Screaming!! 🤣🤣🤣

Working but I need to use your holes all day both under and on top of my desk. You ready for that?

This reminds me of when I took a course on young adult lit for my education degree. I was discussing "Skim" as a potential subject of study for an English class: a graphic novel centered on a high school girl's efforts to understand her identity.

idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT

The serotonin boost of picking up heavy things and putting them back down is unmatched.

Imagine being a company (whose whole mission is climate protection) suing a drag queen (whose whole mission is climate protection) for using a name of a region in South America (which, oh, you also use). Boycott these losers. Drop the lawsuit, @patagonia.com.

It’s so wild that men play games. Like I thought it was just people being dramatic but bros are really putting me through trials to see what I’ll do , a 45 year old man wants me to solve this temple ruin to prove I’m boyfriend material, like yeah I’ll solve the riddle but there will not be 2nd date

my god

Two twinks stand in front of you: one can only tell the truth and one can only lie…

The Lebedev owned Independent thinks that Blair’s opinions are “as sharp as when he was running for party leader in 1994” oh my god please put down the crack pipe or stop licking that proprietor boot, one of the two

The White House communications director recently told Mike Pompeo "to shut his stupid mouth" because he didn't know "what the fuck he was talking about.“ But the language isn't newsworthy because that's Cheung's default communication style.

its what people get wrong when they think germany‘s pro-Israel position is all about National guilt - no they also really hate Muslims!

Whilst Terry Pratchett theorised that opera can be sorted into two basic types ("i like to drink beer" and "oh no I am dying right now") I think there is actually a third type ; "pussy! I must have the pussy! I am acting unwise in the name of this pussy!"

My favourite leaving the EU stat is when the UK MEPs left, the EU fully lost 25% of its MEPS of colour

*dusting off my rosary beads to participate in the Butlerian Jihad*

THIS IS ALSO NOT HOW HUNTING WORKS I KNOW THIS ISNT THE POINT BUT PLENTY OF THINGS YOU WANT TO HUNT HIDE BY STANDING STILL

Hey chat - remember you vote with your dollars. You can support Pattie Gonia by refusing to support @patagonia.com. Change happens when and only when we impact their profits.

Sooooo let me get this straight. The motherf🌸🌸ker rolls up into Seattle, sportin’ his $300M yacht, just as META lets 1400 employees go from WA state, META. GTFO. I honestly don’t think the optics could get anymore Dickensian. #Pinks #ProudBlue

It’s pouring rain in San Francisco… after memorial day. Totally weird! This is the dry season!

The perfect cake does not exist… Wait 👀 Please show me all your amazing baked goods. I’m gluten free but I love baking - please and thank you! 🙏 #baking #GBBO #Simpsons #cake

Good morning. Decide which hole he’s cumming in before you start fucking, this way he doesn’t have to do any quick thinking when he’s about to nut

Wore some lacy underwear to the gym, wonder if any of the guys saw it peaking out 🫣🫣 happy humpday to me hehe

Given the astonishing environmental benefits of putting solar panels on agricultural land, this is a very strange thing for an environmental activist to be posting

The golden age of handheld gaming is already over

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Look I do pay for social media. In that I pay Masto Host to host my own personal Mastodon server. And let me be this clear. This is the only case of paying for social media I won't absolutely laugh at you for.

The TERF movement has been going for decades and the GC movement has been funded by multiple billionaires for over a decade and they STILL haven't come up with a biological definition of female that includes all cis women and excludes all trans women. Maybe that alone should tell you something

Fuck corpos, pay artists

All day yesterday, I was like... I'm pretty sure one of the right-wing debate doofuses had said something like what they're piling on Talarico for saying, but I couldn't place it. Then I woke up this morning like "CHARLIE KIRK JUBILEE VIDEO"

I want to personally thank your brain for being the way it is. Also I'm going to embed this in my friday newsletter.

“On Wednesday morning, the Justice Department went to court to advance an argument that, if accepted, would all but erase the existence of transgender people in the law.” Read my report at Law Dork:

good. the whole thing with Krafton CEO trying to dodge paying the promised bonus to the dev team was such a scamy thing. I hope this goes to the hard-working team who made the game a reality and a success. www.ign.com/articles...

My least famous formulation to discuss prejudice of any kind is ‘imagine if this was about x minority group instead.’ Because…. It probably already is.

It's good that universities are making six-figure payouts to people who got fired for their comments about Charlie Kirk, but now the universities need to do some new firing, of administrators who carried out those illegal actions. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/u...

Feeling accomplished 💪🏻

Blow hard