do NOT dangle the scent of random tea/beef with other people on here in front of me and then not elaborate, I WILL go mad

Bluesky is such a weird bubble. People here are not eager to sacrifice their children to ba'al - something extremely popular in the group chat, on X the everything app, and in Ohio diners

Here's to clear waters for clear minds! 🏖️ 🌟

Today I learned the guy who Wrote the Golden girls theme song also made "Spooky Scary Skeletons". Yeah, the meme song.

I've been trying to get rid of shit for free on facebook marketplace and GOD what a shithole. "How much is this" ITS FUCKING FREE LIKE IT SAYS RIGHT THERE ON THE LISTING

I don't know if I'll ever be able to relate to people who sleep naked cause HOW. As soon as I take off my shirt I turn into a popsicle

you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.

Palantir used to have affinity groups and DEI as late as 2022, and I had the logos saved on my phone because they pissed me off so much and of course they buried those pages. But I never forgot.

So I ordered an eye patch and you NEED to see this image from the amazon page showing potential uses, such as a very creative idea of a "pirate" costume.

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I told my friends that I don't think I have a gay accent and I'm straight passing and they all LAUGHED AT ME. Are they right? What do you all think? This is turning my world upside down tbh

for those who couldn't care less about Newsom's numerous anti-trans comments, he has now moved into his "making fun of gay people" phase (as predicted, once you post transphobia etc etc...)

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

who up Slaying they Spire (2)? I want to try the multiplayer with someone!

highly recommend going to see Pillion - I thought it was beautiful funny heartbreaking and grounded in reality. really nuanced film about bdsm love and the rite of passage we go through when we open our heart to someone (whether or not they know how to handle that)

Shit like this is why you can’t even Make a mockumentary of the Trump admin: you could never write up something this ridiculous

I really can't believe (I can actually) the audacity of Nintendo to charge 20 dollars EACH for Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green. These could have been plopped on the NSO GBA app with everything else, but they know you'll pay.

I got a new playmat for MtG 🐻🥰🐻🥰🐻

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise 💚💚💚⭕⭕ Earthbound 💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid 💚⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Mario 💚💚💚💚💚 Rhythm Heaven 💚💚💚⭕⭕️ WarioWare 💚💚💚⭕⭕ Donkey Kong ⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Kirby 💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon ⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕ F-Zero 💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda 💚💚💚💚💚 Fire Emblem 💚💚💚💚⭕ Pikmin 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Animal Crossing 💚💚💚⭕⭕ Splatoon ⭕⭕⭕⭕️⭕ Xenoblade

I played MtG Commander last night for the first time at my local game store. Seated to my left was a trans girl named Evelyn who was very very kind and helpful to me as a brand new player, and who also destroyed me, but I'd play with her again. If you're out there Evelyn, I think you're cool

I'm currently waiting for someone to mention the word "pith" or "pithy" so I can respond "I can't afford a pot to pith in"

"his live-in boyfriend of 20 years reported him to ICE amid a dispute over renovating their New York City apartment" I can't even imagine doing something so horrible

i do think its legitimately good that we have our national cadre of weirdos stepping up

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

I just remembered my father (who was extremely violently racist his entire life) once told me "I'm glad you didn't end up being racist life me, son", and that was definitely in the top 5 most bafflingly nonsensical things he ever said to me, lmfao

I'm learning MtG! Now I just need people to play it with.

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports

I got pounded by a 62 year old silver fox daddy tonight and somehow he was actually HOTTER than his pictures on Scruff 🥰

I want to start playing MtG but none of my immediate circle of friends play it 😭

I have no fucking idea how I'm going to manage to keep waking up to the most horrible news imaginable for three more years

I couldn't help myself and got a bunch of moon cacti 🥰🌵

Booty shorts but with messages from Souls games

This is such immensely disappointing news. Braid was a huge step forward for gaming, and for indie games in particular. But unlike then, now there are tons of amazing indie titles worth financially supporting instead.

This guy was kissing Ben Shapiro's fascist ass last week.

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

Life is unfair 😭

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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

good morning 🌞

How the hell do people find the energy to wash their bedding EVERY WEEK? That shit takes too long to be fucking with it that often!

Remember on Tumblr how you could put a "read more" on your TMI posts so you could share gross/mushy stuff but not put it on everyone's timeline. They should bring that back.

🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈GAY ICON IKE🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

My ALL TIME FAV Fire Emblem game is BACK, boys! If you haven't played this one, nows the time!

taking nudes on a toilet should be jailable

I'm obsessed with this Pikmin beanie I got