shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance

AI is the future

shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance

(4 years later) ohh I get it. 'seedy' bagel

Sponch

that's my mayor (went to NYC once 20 years ago)

bringing a bit of chaos to the function by calling it "american baseball"

thinking about how much longer my life would be if they had this at launch

thought my dad was cool for a second

As is tradition, I have wringed dry the new Pokémon thing and won't touch it again until the DLC comes out (ft. pre-charm shiny haul) I might shiny hunt all 10 Furfrou but I would rather watch paint dry right now so I'll go do some comics instead

if you put a funny letter in your title I *will* say it and you can't stop me. that hot new breakout rogue-lite? balk's pit. that cute anime about the spy family? spike's family. hideo kojima's favorite band as of death stranding 1? chuvurches

Pokémon social media for the past week:

No

They should do a third Kirby Air Riders Direct

don't say it like that

don't tell me I'm alone on this one

oh, hi

analog rotom...

job hunting in 2025

chatgpt? more like, shit pee pee pee

That game JUST came out

they added collectible trackers and mario kart world is goty now, I don't make the rules

pretty good

finally started Silksong, and you gotta respect a game that commits to a creative vision for its mechanics. anyway,

got my $20 worth

they can't keep getting away with this (reaches for wallet) stuff like this used to be free (pulls out $20)

and they said Weird Nintendo was dead

Nintendo let Chris Meledandri say "Super Mario Galaxy """games"""", Galaxy 2 confirmed for Super Mario 3D All Stars 40th anniversary update

I wrote down a fever-induced comic idea last week and only now remembered to look at it... can I make this? would I get cancelled

I just got off a plane and I wish it had crashed

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

That could be any Donald J. Trump

Gamer behavior has not improved but we could all use a treat

extremely mundane UI gripe: Android 16 swapped the wi-fi and data icon positions, and now they don't fit together like UI Pangea I can't even jokingly say I'm buying an iPhone because they only did this to make it look more like the iPhone

heard about some Imgur drama so I took a look. a cavalcade of Johns

Resident Evil Requiem takes a bold new direction for the series where you play as a villain, who wears shoes on their bed

if Pokémon was cool they'd canonize this and put a bracelet on all 4 limbs like Bayonetta's 4 guns

internet cookies are kind of like evil StreetPass, if you think about it

i'm sorry? solidus snake's swords are called what?

I will never remember

framing through the new One Piece opening because every frame a painting. but.....don't put a vein there

It’s just going to ask you a quick little question