Selling for 175% of listing in an all-cash transaction. 😅😵‍💫😅😵‍💫

Another day, another emotional tie to a San Francisco property that’s going to get 25 offers and that we are unlikely to get. 😅😭

💦 ✨no✨💦

Bad night to be a d*mocr*t with a phone number or an email address

I’m not watching the SOTU but I *am* unsubscribing from all the Democrat fundraising spam texts I receive during it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why is creatine (gummy or powder) so gross? I want to get bigger muscles but 🤮

Here’s a secret: all your coworkers who seem super “hardcore” and are emailing at all hours are just scheduling the emails to be sent. This is all a game.

I hope all of you impacted by the blizzard stay safe and warm and get really feral and post unhinged shit on here

I just want my cute house in Minneapolis to be moved to San Francisco and somehow not cost between 7-8x the price. 😵‍💫

Just saw a real estate ad brag about the “elevated European design aesthetic” of a… 7,500 sq ft/700 sq m generic American McMansion in a completely unwalkable/transit-less suburb. Somehow, this makes sense?

Elon, unwittingly: CATHOLICS GO AWAY

My valentines 😍

btw grindr screenshots are okay to share when you’re uncut 🙂‍↕️

The Union Square area in San Francisco is absolutely hopping on a Saturday at 6 PM. San Francisco is 100% back!

All those people who told me I’d “miss seasons” moving back to California were… wrong. 100% wrong. 1000% wrong. 😘

Most of the people complaining about the lack of English during the halftime show don’t appear to have a firm grasp of English themselves. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

The United States has more Spanish speakers than any other country in the world except Mexico. The Spanish language and Latin American culture are fundamental parts of American culture. Bad Bunny’s halftime show was as American as any other.

This *is* a political message!!! Fox News is so, so, so close to getting it. 😅

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Imma need these girls’ gay besties to show up and tell them to calm the fuck down

All the negative discussion of the Atlantis cruise is just making me really look forward to the LA to Mexico one in April. 🥰🥰🥰

Hearing @msnowreports.bsky.social talk about the “forward thinking” “Lakota tribe in Minnesota” which ostensibly is leading a protest just reminds me of how bad and inaccurate media reporting on Native life and governments is on all sides.

It’s been a month since my mother died—one of many upcoming milestones—and I just wish I could get to the point where I stop reliving that day over and over again.

While my record at Palm Springs airport is seven minutes from arrival at the airport to seated on the plane, twelve minutes is acceptable. I love this airport.

This beautiful Limoges antique bowl was a fixture of holidays with my grandparents, so when I cleaned my mother’s house, I wanted it. Despite careful packing, it arrived broken. I decided to repair it and, in doing so, felt like I put some of the pieces of my own broken heart back together.

I need to get serious about nutrition but… this wasn’t the month for that. 😕

The charges against Don Lemon are ridiculous. He’s a target because he’s black, because he’s media, and because he’s a Trump critic, and because Trump and his minions cannot accept any dissent. It’s deeply pathetic, unamerican, and lawless.

Has anyone seen the charging instrument? Interested in how they got it.

I wonder how they got the indictment thru

Free speech absolutists — silent as Trump arrests Don Lemon. Second Amendment activists — mute when he blames Alex Pretti’s murder on his firearm. Every last one of them are fucking hypocrites.

Proud to be Steve’s former partner—the Pretti family couldn’t have chosen a better lawyer.

“Refugees have a legal right to be in the United States, a right to work, a right to live peacefully — and importantly, a right not to be subjected to the terror of being arrested and detained without warrants or cause in their homes or on their way to religious services…” said Judge John R. Tunheim

The problem with San Francisco is that when my coworker mentions dim sum and I get hungry there’s dim sum available for purchase two blocks away. 🐻🤤

Do not believe the talk of deescalation — there hasn’t been any deescalation yet.

Oh no 🥺😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

We’ve done nothing and we’re all out of ideas

if you're keeping score: Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever Philly: wants this smoke ICE: shook af Normies: flipping FAST Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato

make no peace with oppression

Even now, even through all of this, the rapid responders in Uptown have continued to locate, pursue, and monitor ICE vehicles. They never stop. Heroes one and all

Everyone in cities outside of Minneapolis needs to consider—seriously consider—how far you’ll go to protect and support your community when this comes to your city. San Franciscans, are we going to follow the example of Minnesotans?

I’m physically sick from the events of the last week. How did Americans let these creeps into power again? RIP #AlexPretti #ReneeGood Free #Liam

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

They finally found the message. x.com/TheDemocrats...

Mood in minneapolis right now

My friends, we are in a serious constitutional crisis. The government is racially profiling, suppessing free speech, killing our own people in the streets— and lying about every fact along the way. If we don’t use our natural talents and voices to say “no,” then what’s the point of law at all?

One thing that irks me: people keep calling the folks on the streets in Minneapolis protestors. They are not generally there to protest, they are there to observe and document. This is the product of organizing and mutual aid. It is telling that these acts of citizenship are seen as protest!

Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.

The site of this extrajudicial execution was on my commute to work, a few blocks from my old house. A horrific (but relatively clear and absolutely enraging) video is in the comments. Lord, have mercy.