My hometown small town Oklahoma group is literally people who bitch about immigrants and support Trump who are then freaking out about the pause in food stamps and asking “which churches are giving out Christmas baskets this year?”

Joey is opening a donor advised fund to maximize tax benefits this calendar year before the tax laws change in 2026. #workinggirl

Made it home from New York for my work holiday party in blissfully warm San Francisco weather. 🎄🎄🎄

Trying to remember what life without disabling depression and immobilizing anxiety was like!

Thinking this is wrong isn’t radical. Thinking it isn’t is.

Are there heterosexual men at equinoxes in nyc? I do not think I saw a single one?

ooh there’s that level of desperation where the b*ttoms start tapping and woofing the other b*ttoms. just take care of yourself and go to sleep, b*ttoms. find a t*p tomorrow.

Sides, including my husband 🙄

really proud of myself for successfully completing No-Nut November - not a single cashew! EDIT: i have been informed that i was doing it wrong, and oh my goodness gracious i have failed miserably

It’s Advent. “He has brought down the powerful from their thrones and lifted up the lowly; he has filled the hungry with good things and sent the rich away empty.”

Me and two short kings - y’all know I love a short king!

I know there are stereotypes for Americans in Europe (and elsewhere) but these French MFers are full on *dressed up* at 745 am to ride roller coasters at Disney World. 👀

(1) Asylum applicants undergo *additional* screening during the application process; (2) The shooter was granted asylum in April *during the Trump Administration.*

The dissonance between this and the impending celebration of the birth of the brown middle eastern Refugee King is… just impossible to fathom.

Must I be subjected to “Pocahontas” on a parade float on Thanksgiving day?

If you’re looking for something Indigenous to read this Thanksgiving holiday, check out Firekeeper’s Daughter by Angeline Boulley. It’s a stereotype-busting YA novel about a contemporary multiracial Ojibwe teen using her scientific and cultural knowledge to solve a series of murders. 👨🏻‍🍳💋 🪶

I love San Francisco. It’s a little nutty, overpriced, chilly/foggy, and downright nonsensical sometimes, but it’s gay AF and there’s no place I’d be happier.

If you were going to do a solo (😈) gay week in Berlin and __________, next summer, what would fill in the blank? Prague, Munich, Vienna come to mind. All new spots. But I loooooove London and haven’t been since 2019!

(1) I grew up intermittently poor and decided that was never, ever, ever, ever, *ever* happening to me again. (2) I wasn’t sporty or masculine but was rewarded for my academic successes so I quadruped down on that as a closeted gay kid and found a way to make (1) happen that’s been a lot of fun.

Can’t let an empty hotel gym go to waste

the MAGA whiplash of suddenly having to hate MTG and love mamdani lmao

Really need to get serious about nutrition, he thinks, three hours after eating chicken tenders and fries. 🧸

It’s so much easier to motivate myself to get to the gym now that I have a whole set of gym crushes to flirt with. 🥰😮‍💨🤤

When people ask me what the area I grew up in was like, I’m just going to start sending them this image.

Well-regulated, European style capitalism has a lot to recommend it. Healthier, longer, and happier lives, on average, than we have. More wealth than attempts at true socialism. Republicans calling access to healthcare and education “socialism” could come back to bite everyone.

Got to catch up with @jthom.tech and give him a squeeze! 🥰

Every day is a new horror.

As a homosexual, I have a human right to a shower wand in my hotel room!!!!

I’m sorry why is some silver spoon Kennedy grandson twerp texting me asking me for money because he’s bored and wants to be in Congress? I mean he’s hot and all, but still. Rich people can pay their own way.

My husband says people in Philly pronounce “crayon” as “crown” and I told him that’s preposterous and he’s a liar and is going straight to hell.

I think he missed me

San Francisco is normally weird (laudatory) but they are very frequently also weird (derogatory)

I guess this is 40! 🤷🏻‍♂️🎉🥳

Friday in two acts - starting at the Minnesota State Capitol and ending in Palm Springs! 🌴

I obviously adore cats but Waymos don’t jump up on the sidewalk and hit them. I could easily see myself hitting a cat dodging the chaos of 16th street traffic. Keep cats indoors when they’re not on a leash!

The Minnesota Supreme Court sung happy birthday for me this morning 🥹 I don’t miss the cold weather, but Minnesota is a delightfully warm place in so many ways.

On flight 67 of the year. I’m sooooo tired of airports and planes. 😒😒😒

why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes

There are fewer political demographics more entitled than the San Francisco car owner lobby. 🤯

I love zipping past all the traffic on my bike, getting home from downtown in 11 minutes. 🥰

While this is probably tasty, nothing with LENTILS and KALE can ever in good conscience be referred to as “chili” I am screaming in Oklahoman WTF.

I want the blue jays catcher to be a pitcher

Wearing a Harvard hat to Truck is certainly a choice one *can* make but…

The “I’m not gay but if I was…” video guy sounds like a pretty good b*tt*m to me

I don’t approve of this White House thing at all, but it actually bothers me way less than ::waves around wildly:: a lot of the other shit they are doing.

Minneapolis nights out ✨

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Trump’s proposal that universities also eliminate consideration of *gender* in college admissions means that even fewer mid straight men will get into competitive universities. Now there’s a mild silver lining.

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