A friendās very straight husband:
āYeah, sometimes Iāll go a 10 day business trip with just a carry-on and all my coworkers are looking at me like,
āWhereās all your stuff at?ā and I say,
āItās really tight but I fit it all in there.āā
Me:
āMan, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.ā
11 days ago