Vaccination, as a medical technology, predates handwashing.

*dabs awkwardly* @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social

Farewell November 👋🏼

Locked in > bag secured 🎫🙌🏼🎫

Goon a movie The Bear, the Goon, and the Bathhouse

Blaaaaaaast 💦🤭

The face / the scent

Fun Saturday night

Thank you to everyone who did the thing

October sure was something! Farewell to Spooky Season and my favorite 3-month stretch of the year. 🥲 Can’t wait for Aug. - Oct. 2026! ⛓️🎂🍾🩲🎃

A couple who slays together… @wandererking.bsky.social

He did 🤭

What’s your favorite slutty movie? 🖤

Hoping he stabs me with his big knife 🔪🍑

Happy Halloween from @simeona94.bsky.social and I!

A small sneak peak at this year’s Halloween costume. Happy Thong THorrorsday! #ThongThursday #ThongTHorrorsday #Halloween #spookyseason

Call me Ouranus 🫴🏼🍑 (pronounced Your Highness 👑)

Missed Tighty Whitey Boos-day, but here for this Hump Halloweenesday 👻🎃🕸️🍑 . . . I’ll see myself out . . . #HumpDay #TightyWhiteyTuesday #tightywhities #TummyTuesday #Boosday #Halloween #spookyseason

Any fellow Pokémon Legends: Z-A players out there available and willing to do a trade evolution back-and-forth…?

Dua Lipa was fantastic! But there was only one question on my mind…

Love an impromptu midweek concert w/ @simeona94.bsky.social

Dula Peep will always make me want to dance! Great show @dualipa.bsky.social!

Boo! 👻🎃💀😈

Hope everyone who participated had a wonderful Folsom, is recovering well this week, and is ready for an awesome Spooky Season. ⛓️😈👻 Photo credits to @simeona94.bsky.social and other*

UPDATE: See y’all heathens out there ✌🏼

This year’s Folsom theme is also “Lowkey: The Sequel” - FOMO (?) Edition

It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use! youtu.be/IS65dBNlng8

I guess 35 isn't too bad so far; thank you all who help me celebrate every day!

It’s easier to mark what I haven’t done than what I have…

Guess who’s on his third Aperol spritz… @simeona94.bsky.social

Me picking girls in fighting games

Grateful for my people 🫶🏼

Kesha x Orville Peck thank god

I mourn in general that our country is so saturated in political violence. Don’t you dare ask me to mourn in specific when that violence comes to claim its loudest advocates.

Dead horse: beaten. #MonochromeMonday #mcm

August was pretty chill ✌🏼

For #ThongThursday this week, we've updated yesterday’s Hump Day post with the latest in jiggle-physics technology!

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

I don’t know what I did to anger the RNG gods, but I swear that over the last year of playing Pokémon TCG Pocket it’s clear they’re against me.

San Francisco Summer is finally here and we’re gonna take advantage of it! #SunsOutBunsOut #HumpDay

Movie pitch "Nepo Baby Demon Hunters" and it's just Jack Quaid, Dakota Johnson, and Margaret Qualley killing all the other nepo babies

I’ve opened 36 packs from the Secluded Springs set and received exactly 1 of the new ex cards, WTH!?

#HumpDay blues Well, highlighter yellow

Hey! My briefs are down here! 👇🏼 #TummyTuesday #TightyWhiteyTuesday #tughtywhities

Rainbows / the Rainbow Wing? Butthole feathers? Ho(e)-oh is the gayest Pokémon.

@barrettcourtney.bsky.social Heard you mention being in Ultra Ball Rank 3/4 the other day on KFGD/Gamescast when I was at the same rank. Just broke into Master Ball rank and wanted to see if you’d made it yet and best of luck if you’re still working on it! 🙂