UPDATE: See y’all heathens out there ✌🏼

This year’s Folsom theme is also “Lowkey: The Sequel” - FOMO (?) Edition

It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use! youtu.be/IS65dBNlng8

I guess 35 isn't too bad so far; thank you all who help me celebrate every day!

It’s easier to mark what I haven’t done than what I have…

Guess who’s on his third Aperol spritz… @simeona94.bsky.social

Me picking girls in fighting games

Grateful for my people 🫶🏼

Kesha x Orville Peck thank god

I mourn in general that our country is so saturated in political violence. Don’t you dare ask me to mourn in specific when that violence comes to claim its loudest advocates.

Dead horse: beaten. #MonochromeMonday #mcm

August was pretty chill ✌🏼

For #ThongThursday this week, we've updated yesterday’s Hump Day post with the latest in jiggle-physics technology!

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

I don’t know what I did to anger the RNG gods, but I swear that over the last year of playing Pokémon TCG Pocket it’s clear they’re against me.

San Francisco Summer is finally here and we’re gonna take advantage of it! #SunsOutBunsOut #HumpDay

Movie pitch "Nepo Baby Demon Hunters" and it's just Jack Quaid, Dakota Johnson, and Margaret Qualley killing all the other nepo babies

I’ve opened 36 packs from the Secluded Springs set and received exactly 1 of the new ex cards, WTH!?

#HumpDay blues Well, highlighter yellow

Hey! My briefs are down here! 👇🏼 #TummyTuesday #TightyWhiteyTuesday #tughtywhities

Rainbows / the Rainbow Wing? Butthole feathers? Ho(e)-oh is the gayest Pokémon.

@barrettcourtney.bsky.social Heard you mention being in Ultra Ball Rank 3/4 the other day on KFGD/Gamescast when I was at the same rank. Just broke into Master Ball rank and wanted to see if you’d made it yet and best of luck if you’re still working on it! 🙂

On Thursdays we wear thongs #ThongThursday

Seize the #HumpDay

Hope everyone had a good #TightyWhiteyTuesday! #tightywhities

lana’s best album

I was dumb and didn’t snap any pics but I made BLT eggs Benedict w/ crispy potatoes and mimosas for an at home brunch w/ @simeona94.bsky.social today and I I would highly recommend will be making again 👌🏼👌🏼

Last overdue #throwback post from the beginning of the year of a bunch of *not engagement* photos that we were fortunate enough to have taken in March…

bodyodyody dysmorphia

Reduce, reuse, recycle 🖤😈 #ThongThursday #ThrowbackThursday

The Life of a Showgirl #GilmoreGirls

Today’s #HumpDay is a throwback to Folsom 2022 because Daddy’s had a busy day

Happy Birthday @simeona94.bsky.social ❤️

Don’t forget to floss! #ThongThursday

I wore this to a Dore party in SF a couple weekends ago. I spotted a few people I’d met earlier that day at the street fair and went over to say hi. One of the guys hugged me, leaned in, and whispered, “It’s great to see you again… but my friend is DEATHLY afraid of rabbits. You HAVE to go.” 😅😂

And just like that! With a small tug and a half turn National Underwear Day + Tighty Whitey Tuesday becomes #HumpDay! 😏🤫😉

#NationalUnderwearDay falling on #TightyWhiteyTuesday!? 🤭 #TightyWhities #TummyTuesday

*Overheard from a different room* 🎶 “My name’s Tim Gunn and I’m causing a ruckus” 🎶 - @joshuaking.bsky.social

They pose in Christmas cards with guns as big as all the children // They say that Jesus is the way, but then they gave him a white face // So they don't have to pray to someone they deem lesser than them

Love an undie that help keep a load in… 😉 #ThongThursday

It’s #HumpDay. Last weekend was Dore. We didn’t take any pictures, so here…

My Fantastic Four

@joshuaking.bsky.social: “Jurassic World has a 51% on Rotten Tomatoes. Superman has a 84%. And right now, Fantastic 4 has a 88%. But Jurassic World is probably gonna make the most money.” Me: “That’s because they don’t have to pay the dinosaurs.” Joshua: 😒

Mother Mayhem puts on quite the show ✨

I just think that butts are neat 💁‍♀️

Getting a surprise FaceTime from @gameovergreggy.bsky.social via @simeona94.bsky.social made our afternoons. Thank you!

In honor of Lady Gaga’s song, show me your best pic where you gave “Summerboy” ☀️