happy new year babes, may 2026 bring us big biceps, boobies, and beatitude 🐣🧝🏼‍♂️

had access to a gym sauna all week and now im back to my plebeian life in new york

I would die for him

omg a tweet that yall engaged with where i didnt get naked

It should be noted that after every queer writer in the industry has been told that queer stories are too risky for mainstream media rn, the two biggest shows at the end of 2025 have queer protagonist

surviving the holidays the only way i know how (taking n****)

happy friday babes

Hiiiii Toronto

bored on my flight and made a #rhoslc cast as 2025 music drops. not taking questions at this moment.

Reader it was so good

finally getting caught up on #rhoslc and this sent me

Feeling full of thanks (among other things 😇)

love going to the gym in my parents rural town. a true showcase of the finest American cornfed beef 🙂‍↕️

my least favorite gay guy photographer continues to haunt me with his poorly lit and composed photos of boring gay guys with 1% BF😵‍💫

titty tuesday? topless tuesday? tired-ass-showgirl tuesday? (not sure what works)

why do tops always want to bottom for me and bottoms always want to top

no thoughts just kate beckinsale in the last days of disco

Chat, would it be unethical to throw ass and/or sit on it to Rosalía’s new album ?

How has everyone’s weekend been?

i was going post about posting **** if election results were good across the country and i just read about the seat flip in Mississippi and i cant think of a better positive political indicator so im glad i made no such promises

watching gay guys with BFAs in musical theater vote for Cuomo

there are better screen shots from this lil video i took but they feel too lewd to post 🫠😪

I didnt know if i was ending up at a costume party last night after work so i went with a costume that no one would clock until pointed out 😭

ive been dealing with pancreas issues for the last few months, ignorantly wondering why alcohol had been so brutal on my body lately. A medical friend last night was like “diva you literally can’t process alcohol right now” So thats a new fun journey from someone who is hungover from 2 drinks

happy to announce that despite gradschool + full time job + freelance boom trying to kill me i am STILL alive and finally a human again ! hello what did i miss ?

oh doja is making music to **** to again ? 🙇🏼‍♂️🙂‍↕️😇

new tattoos 🙇🏼‍♂️😇

this and going nonverbal

survived my second week of grad school + full time job + birthday + freelancing, feeling unstoppable tbh

something about birthday cake ☺️🎂

this IP being in the bargain bin? Feeling very correct.

Chew on That Thang. @dickveindyke.bsky.social | @domusdommi.bsky.social | @br3l00m.bsky.social

rachel is the only person here who knows how to play this game jfc #bb27

As someone who had to threaten a restraining order multiple times against an ex… this IG map thing just launching unannounced is soooooo crazy 😭

finished my next two tattoos ideas, now just gotta save up for them and book the appointment 🥰

started a new workout program yesterday and my god my body hurts today do NOT let this smile fool you

the trump administration the last few weeks trying to distract the American public from epstein

los angeles made several points once again

wait someone should cast jojo siwa as audry II

i have to say i was deeply pleasantly surprised by the superman movie

Locked in for #bb27 with @ficochu.xyz, and @pyroov8.bsky.social

have a few opportunities coming up that could be really great for me if they go well, please light candles 🙏🏻🕯️

we somehow made it to Thursday so… lets celebrate that

need these ugly ass men to say away from amaya (bar bryan) #loveislandusa

was he trying to comfort me in a moment of distress or ask for food

going to a gym in a rural south really reminds you what M E N can look like huh

after tonights mess this is the only reasonable conclusion

as someone who was not already a huge lorde fan, i guess you could say I’m a born again virgin

back in the office already and sad about it, so im not waiting for Wednesday to post this one