vegetables are low key goated, can I get a W for veggies in the chat?

Favorite new TikTok is this guy who just reads insane texts and emails between employees and managers and talks about how absurd the managers are being; I find it deeply cathartic

Nancy 4/24/26

someone assign me a hobby, please

do think this is to be expected in a society that installs grifters and corrupt people at the highest levels who get to operate with impunity. people build tools to democratize that behavior (which are then embraced by the ppl in charge) and the behavior just leeches into the rest of society

Just made my first Wikipedia edit (added a missing closing parentheses)

Kinda bleak that a high school is sponsored by CVS

oh no, I have nothing in my house for dinner and I already got takeout for lunch

i just think that murray bartlett

Idk what happened, but all of a sudden I just can’t snap. It just makes zero noise. Feels like I lost something important

I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.

Guys I’m starting to think Mr. Beast might not be such a good guy!!

If I can be a smug Bluesky scold for a minute: Baby you’re so close to getting it

enough. put it on a little stick again

lol yeah i'm coming around to the idea that people criticize the devs just for the sake of criticizing the devs

Few things quiet as demoralizing and learning someone you were sure was 3-5 years older than you is actually 3-5 years younger than you

Has anyone played Pokémon Unbound? I’ve never played anything through an emulator and it really does mirror the GameBoy so well

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Few things more terrifying and infuriating than asking a simple yes or no question in Teams and then seeing the “So-and-so is typing” message for a solid 10 minutes

Something so deeply unserious about attempting to “create a community” on the Magnificent Mile in a store that looks Like That™

I’m Italian and my sister and I both consistently got mistaken as Puerto Rican when we were younger, so yes…I feel this deeply

need to smoke a spliff with him

The internet is more real life than it’s ever been but it’s still important to realize that the internet is not real life

I hope Michael Patrick King realizes that if we don’t get a look at Mrs. Hatt in this season of The Comeback we will riot

Annoyed enough to start a new LinkedIn trial to look for new jobs? Who can say…

so fucking annoyed at work today

It’s April and I just ordered an Advent calendar I certainly will forget about until it arrives, so what a fun little holiday treat I’ve just set up for myself

So glad Billy Magnussen is playing another insane tech CEO in The Audacity

Man I’d love to smoke nine joints with Lady Gaga. I think after joint 4 I’d only pronounce her name like Clayface from Harley Quinn youtu.be/TICORmKtEzM?...

happy 420

This is psychotic lmao

Is everyone having a good weed day?

These look really cool.

ghoulish

Nothing in the world more embarrassing than buying something from the TikTok shop but…Scrub Daddies are pricey and they have good sales…

Just realizing now while watching BEEF that Cat Grant from last year’s Superman was the same actress played Jackie in Happy Endings and it’s really blowing my mind (she is also in this season of BEEF)

I have a few mutuals with this fuckslop shit pike. Block and report. I can’t believe someone like thus exists. @bbsouth.bsky.social should never be allowed to do anything in this community again.

Absolutely losing my mind learning that Grindr is now an online pharmacy

Come on man, calling these things podcasts is such a scam to avoid paying people who would work as part of the crew for a talk show. It’s a way to squeeze out more middle class people and it sucks

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

Spent the morning listening to new (to me) musicals Operation Mincemeat and Octet and man I just love musical theater

Why did they give Charles Melton such ugly hair in season 2 of Beef??

That guy on TikTok who chops wood shirtless sometimes is hot and all, but I’ve recently discovered a gay guy who chops wood in just slutty little briefs and gotta say…it’s a much better viewing experience

Dunking a French baguette into mango salsa, calling it fusion cuisine

Someone should clean this window

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

The bluesky user subtype which demands the site be run like Mastodon but keeps using Bluesky anyway because they actually don't like Mastodon is so funny to me. Literally 0 reflection on why they don't like Mastodon

the next season of for all mankind should just be a montage of things that are different in that reality. chalamet is gay because the moon is russian. they call tiktok xvideos and xvideos hot orbit videos. john lennon is wanted for tax evasion on 3 celestial bodies. elon musk died from salvia