Slay the Spire II is the first game I've ever played in Early Access and I find all the little doodles in place of actual art very charming

God I love a gloomy Friday evening, an absolutely perfect excuse to not do anything

it’s coming home

I don’t think giant slug creatures should have visible abs

Today's weather is super moody

Okay it's time, I have to fill out my ballot this weekend. Just saw Schakowsky is not running for reelection, anybody heard anything about the IL9 primary?

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

Getting an “Unlock Premium” button on Microsoft Teams might turn me into a mad man. What the fuck do you mean by that? If anyone ever told me they paid for Microsoft Teams Premium I would shove them in a lake

It’s called “vetting,” asshole. You’re running for a high-profile U.S. Senate seat with zero political experience. Of COURSE they’re gonna dig into your past. That’s standard. Once again: Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t have a clue how anything works.

Oh nice the thing I worry about every single time I walk across a city grate happened.

Almost time to renew my AirPod Plus subscription (buy a new pair because mine are now two years old and aren’t lasting as long anymore)

My meds got delivered to the wrong address and the guy just came and dropped them off which is such a relief because I was NOT in the mood to fight with insurance today about getting a new shipment

Everyone’s gonna be in a shitty mood today at work I’m sure and that will make everything super cool and fun

Steamworks 2

These are the companies everyone is tripping over themselves to integrate into every aspect of our daily lives?? Never been more cooked. Stick a fork in it

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

I think fog should be the default weather option always (does this just mean I should move to the Bay Area?)

I've said this before, but it's worth repeating; AIPAC funds people who agree with it. it's not bribing them. I get that it may seem like an academic distinction, but it's pretty important for a bunch of reasons. 1

Commiserating bad news the best way I know how; caramelizing a shit ton of onions

Instead of bringing back “Firefly” why don’t they FIRE the GUY who lives in the freakin WHITE HOUSE????

Lea Michelle!

No one is losing their job or anything, but we were supposed to get raises next month and no we don’t know when that’s happening. I’ve now been here for two years and doing the job of two people for at least half of that and I haven’t had a raise at all

it wasn’t good news 🙃🙃

This Harry Potter ass name who is this

If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

How often do we think an all hands meeting scheduled 4 hours ahead of time by the CEO with no details provided is a good thing?

Every promoted Thread in Instagram for me is this btw. I really did not notice a ton of animosity in this race come across my timeline, but apparently it’s all they’re talking about on Threads

I can’t wait for this fucking dweeb to be thrown in prison to rot for the rest of his useless life

men will speedrun a homoerotic humiliation findom kink before going to therapy

This is just……..a different version of porn

Unfortunately one of my top songs from the album is the one with Gracie Abrams

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: I have read different things.

One was a grocery store owner and one was a print maker. I have no proof the later worked on this ad for the former, but I like to believe that

I can’t wait to be asleep

god help me and fuck Chuck Schumer, but it's genuinely bullshit that Schumer is the key image here. it was a party line vote, with Schumer voting against. only Dem that broke ranks was Fetterman, of course.

I love how this movement does not want us to trust doctors, academics, or LGBTQ people themselves, just… random journalists and media personalities who have no formal expertise in gender and often no lived experience in or among LGBTQ spaces and people. Girl whatever.

This movie is going to be quite bad, I think

The Pussy Posse doesn’t have a Wikipedia page, while the Rat Pack does. What does this say about America today?

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

I’m on a call at work where almost no one has heard of The Traitors and I thought that was like the most normie show in the world???

lol

Jim Gaffigan on The Gilded Age season 4. We’re so back.

Happy 189th Birthday, Chicago!

I honestly love when people decide to cast themselves as Cassandra because it’s a pretty good sign that they have dogshit impulses

Feel like this image is gonna be getting a lot of play in the near future

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.