Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov why haven’t you posted anything in the past 24 hours on here?? I wanna be with you my guy, but the past day has been insane and I don’t see you doing anything about it

Thinking about the beefy jump rope TikToker again.

Unless Governor Pritzker and mayor Johnson are being detained by ICE somewhere they should be out in the street with the people.

I feel like the fact that they keep having to say “it must include a naked element” is proof that Chocolate Week is a bad theme for Bake Off!

Considering signing up for the Alamo Drafthouse movie club thing because it’s only $10 more than a single ticket to One Battle After Another today.

Was planning on taking a weed break earlier this week but then there was a dead body in the apartment below me and I spiraled so I got more weed but now I’m out of that and IM ON A BREAK and it if I yell it here it must be true

the "post-modern fascism" label is appropriate because this really is all about spectacle and symbolic shows of violence and control removed from larger context. it's no less brutal, but also built off the notion that they truly do believe they can meme their way into the permanent white ethnostate

whenever i decide to venture back over onto Feeld

have we looked at Christine Baranski for ODDA Issue 31 together. let's look now

Lmaooooo

Ah yes, an apology after the fact, definitely strikes true and not like someone desperately covering their ass

Governor, we appreciate your fierce opposition to the Trump regime. But how can you mention law enforcement in this opposition? Today, police at the local, county, and state levels helped federal agents arrest nonviolent protesters at the Broadview ICE facility! We need you to STEP IN!!

One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.

I’ve defeated Hecete many times by now, but don’t think I’ve ever not been hit by her spell transforming me into a sheep or pig. Is it possible to avoid??

Startup gays reinventing standard blowjobs:

Don't these people get tired of doing this stuff

An Andrew Tate and Charlie Kirk fan just murdered two teenage girls. In a livestream now taken down he claimed they had made fun of Charlie Kirk's death. This is the real world consequences of the hate and misogyny the right promotes while claiming the left is violent.

I hate this dumb faggot

18 U.S. Code § 912 Whoever falsely assumes or pretends to be an officer or employee acting under the authority of the United States or any department, agency or officer thereof, and acts as such … shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

Not mentioned here but from the press conference: Not only was the main detained brought to the ER because he broke his leg after ICE chased him, but his injury is so bad that the hospital was contemplating surgery. Lawyers have not been allowed to see him so it is unclear how the injury occurred.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov in case you’re wondering, this is what “you come for my people, you come through me” actually means.

This guy not wearing a mask makes him the bravest ICE agent and yet is still, like all of them, a pathetic bullying coward. Look at him grab Fuentes, who’s literally just standing there. Look at the hatred in his dumb face.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

Just saw on my alderwoman’s FB that they’re looking for volunteers to help keep an eye out at school dismissal. Shifts start at around 2:30

Ald. Jessie Fuentes’ office just released a statement she was handcuffed and threatened arrest amid ongoing ICE activity in Humboldt Park. Tear gas was also used on passersby at a Home Depot an at Rico Fresh, her office says. I’m on my way to an emergency press conference now.

Will never forgive cops for ruining the art of collecting and trading little meaningless trinkets

HBO’s third, and final, season of the Lisa Kudrow comedy The Comeback has filled out its guest starring castmembers.

It’s probably bad that the group that hates BlueSky users the most are the people who run BlueSky

Ok to be clear, I am not “turning on” JB, which I’ve seen a lot of people claim people are doing. I do not believe he is a magical man who can flip a switch and stop everything bad happening, but I also want him to at least acknowledge what’s happening…

CEOs should never run their own comms.

"You come for my people, you come through me" - Gov Pritzker last November Today:

DOKOUPIL: Republicans says what you're really fighting for is taxpayer dollars for illegal aliens. I know that's not strictly true-- ELIZABETH WARREN: Excuse me, not strictly true? It is a flat out lie!

Ugh, do we need to go back to Mastodon now?? This sucks

I’m gonna say something controversial: I actually don’t think chickpea anxiety is real

Ohhhh, so she’s fully lost it, cool cool cool

I just called the governor's office because I'm deeply concerned with what I am seeing at Broadview today, with Illinois State Police detaining people who are doing what the governor has been telling Illinoisans to do: protesting and filming federal agents gov.illinois.gov/contact-us/c...

It’s so fucking funny that we’re still getting five NYT op-eds a week calling for the left to tone down their rhetoric

@govpritzker.illinois.gov, *Illinois* state police are assisting federal agents and arresting nonviolent protesters at Broadview ICE facility! Please step in!

I promise: nobody read “waffles” as a lighthearted inside joke w/ the team about upcoming moderation systems. If folks are hurting your feelings, making you defensive or making things un-fun, *say that*! You can be vulnerable. But don’t fuck up the potential with petty shit when people are hurting.

There’s also a big distinction between harassment of vulnerable people on social media & protest to powerful people on social media about how power is being wielded — and you’ve conflated that here. People complaining to you on this platform is almost always the latter. (I know there are extremes.)

Remember when the only time you made money from this app was selling a $40 t-shirt claiming about a world without Caesars??

Yes I am to a small extent flooding the zone this morning with reminders that JB Pritzker, while saying the right things, is indeed the chief executive of Illinois, which puts him ultimately in charge of the Illinois State Police, which means he is presently an ICE collaborator.

Words and actions, compare and contrast

anyway stream “I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes Then Drown You To Death)” from the Hades 2 soundtrack 💙🌊

If you’re in Illinois and you’re disturbed by the images that you’re seeing of the Illinois State Police in Broadview this morning, please call now. It will honestly take 30 seconds. I spoke to a real person. Here are the phone numbers: 312-814-2121 312-814-2122 217-782-6830 217-782-6831

simply one of the best pilots around—and a whopper of a first season.

If these guys who talk a big game can't or won't stop their cops from helping Trump's goons, then they aren't worth much.

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov I’m a big fan, but your words don’t mean much if this is also happening on your watch. Would love if you’d tell them to cut this shit out

Gosh, if only the democrats would turn down the rhetoric!!!!