Going to the market for the third time today because I keep forgetting to get lemons

Organizing my work team’s secret Santa and keep having to remind myself to call it a gift exchange (even though we’re using Elfster, so Santa does kinda seem implied…)

Obsessed with this subhead that implies Mr. Beast is actually killing people

And Keith Olbermann was her sugar daddy when she was 21???

None of the tools I use for work are down because of Cloudflare :-( not fair

Imagine spending your late 20s fucking RFJ Jr., Mark Sanford and Ryan Lizza?? Choose a struggle, babe!

fuck, my limited research into this has reminded me that nuzzi is only 32…

can someone give me a tl;dr on the nuzzi stuff today??

Reading a Neal Stephenson novel is fun because you spend an hour reading and then another hour doing historical and technological research

Why does the warden let Lady Extravaganza have so many spoons?

The War on Christmas, brought to you by the Republican Party

My bladder is simply too dainty for the office. I must pee so many times a day!!

Used some lotion in the office’s bathroom and it’s absolutely disgusting smelling, I hate it.

These fruit snacks are about 90% of the reason I come into the office

I realize it’s sooooo cliche at this point but, woof…straight dating seems exhausting

Now watching, and among the many issues I have so far is that it’s just fully unbelievable to me that Chris Evans would be struggling to be an actor when he still looks like Chris Evans

Dakota Johnson as Anne Hathaway’s little sister in a movie would be fun, but it might not be fair to Dakota

If you’re not making soup on a Sunday in the fall what’s even the point??

Today's crossword is KILLING me and I am not enjoying it one teeny tiny bit!

Went grocery shopping at not my regular grocery store and it may have been one of the most stressful things I’ve done in years

Starting last night’s SNL and I hope Glen Powell realizes that my entire opinion of him depends on his performance here. I’m very on the fence about him, so let’s see how this goes!

Why am I getting ads for "Black Friday" deals that end tomorrow? That's just a sale!!! You can't have a Black Friday deal that begins and ends before Black Friday

I'm not trying to be mean, but racists who believe Trump betrayed them by being a child molester are not going to embrace the Democratic Party without forcing that party to embrace racism. And the people gained would in no way make up for those lost.

This is what Matt Rife looks like now?? This is a gay man going THROUGH it

Drag Queens wearing character shoes…most pleasing to me

Finished the His Dark Materials trilogy today and cannot believe it took me 25 years to read it. What was wrong with me??

If you love cocaine so much why don’t you

Was just walking down the sidewalk and this woman was walking a dog who she could not control and who jumped up and put their front paws on my shoulders, which tells you how big this dog is, and she could barely control him. Not everyone should be allowed to have a dog!!!

ate a churro :-)

Bus broke down, decided to walk home, but then another bus pulled up so I got on…..it’s the original bus

I think I’d be a really good travel agent if that was still a viable career path

live your dreams

It feels both too soon and too late for this to happen

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Talked about Culver’s at work so now I think I’m gonna get Culver’s for dinner (even though I had it for dinner on Tuesday)

NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.

Peanut butter and gochujang spaghetti. I love fusion culture

Ok well they’re just not showing Now You See Me: Now You Don’t, so sure glad I didn’t sign up! What’s the point!?

Every time I remember that Robby Hoffman and Gabby Windey are married my brain breaks a little bit

I am so far past the need to overanalyze every moment of a TV show looking for puzzle box clues, and while I understand people still find that enjoyable, it just annoys the hell out of me when I see it now. (This is about Pluribus, of course)

Get your Starbucks Red Cup without crossing the picket line!!

I find it *deeply* satisfying that the closed captions for Pluribus are the same yellow used in all the marketing of the show and all

My kingdom for Slay the Spire or Balatro in portrait orientation. I’d play them both soooo much more

What are your favorite stupid little phone games you play?? I need a new stupid little phone game

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Can’t wait for end of the year lists to start coming out; I need new books to add to my (already way too long) read list

People who did not grow up here will never understand the tears that just erupted seeing TOM SKILLING's name on this

Boooo! Boo boo boo!!!!