the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

A'ja Wilson at her own press conference 😂 @benpickman.bsky.social

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Becky and Jewell. My goodness. Grab a box of tissues.

LUCK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT 😤 THE LAS VEGAS ACES ARE WNBA CHAMPIONS AGAIN 🏆 🏆 🏆

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

AI videos being sent to him by Miller, Noem et al, right?

sherman, for the love of god!

@hollyanderson.bsky.social thanks millions for your words on Kaleb Horton, and for embedding links to as many of his stories as possible. Any time I saw his name on the byline I couldn’t get to the story fast enough. The news was a gut punch. He was so so so good. (all encompassingly)

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win

OH NO. HE. DIDN'T!!!

The dude wipes sponsorship really completes it

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

Taker theme on an unexpected power outage always works

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

Was completely on purpose

Incredible. Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

this rules so much

He deserves this

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.

A gentleman with a "Dump Here 61" shirt caught the Raleigh home run (on a bounce.)

Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

ICE: The Kicker

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD Trevor Lawrence is something else

this is the face of a man who stopped masturbating thanks to kellogg’s corn flakes

Damn, Trevor Lawrence... DAMN, TRAVIS HUNTER

LOOK AT THE BEAR

NAME RANK

Judge: That's what I'll do. Prohibit federalization or deployment of any NG troops into Oregon. For all reasons in prior opinion. Deployment of federalized military is ultra vires and contrary to law, violating Title 10, section 12406. I also find it's likely that defendants violate 10th Amendment.

Lmao this fan caught a pass from Josh Allen and just ran away with it the play by play is hilarious!

@brettkollmann.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social nice prognosticating Brett!! 🔮🔮🔮🔮

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

SOUTH CAROLINA… “Judge Goodstein was walking on the beach when the fire started. Her husband, Arnie, was in the house with children and perhaps grandchildren. The family had to escape by jumping from a window or balcony...” www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Judge Diane Goodstein crossed the Trump administration last month. Yesterday, her home burned, her husband was injured and it's being investigated for arson. www.postandcourier.com/news/crime/s...

Wow, it must be terrible being told that you can’t use the bathroom.

this is so sweet

@cjzero.bsky.social the shot of the Mariners couple in the stands and the woman takes her guys glasses off cuz he’s crying after Raleigh scored. #postseasonbaseball #romance #bigdumper

my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon"

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...