"The Birdie Twat"

As he went to sleep my son said dad, would you prefer to be a dolphin but everybody hates you or a really popular blobfish? Makes you think doesn’t it #makesyouthink

Anyone ready to lick the toenails of adventure with Betty Steady? #buyastrangerabook

I have another #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about. @eethie.bsky.social will buy someone a copy of any of the books in the Betty Steady series by Nicky Smith-Dale and illustrated by Sarah Horne. "Funnier than a tap-dancing chicken!" If you'd like one, get in touch! UK only

Next doors tree is looking splendid this afternoon #Spring

Happy "some news about your pricing" email month to all who celebrate

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Morning! #DogsOfBluesky

Honestly the collective national level of disdain for Brits living in Dubai on all my social media platforms today really is bringing the UK together as one in a way that's hard to achieve in the modern era.

So I’ve given in and watched a bit of this years Drive to Survive on Netflix. Flávio Briatore should not be allowed anywhere near an #F1 team or track. His actions in 2008 should mean he is banned for lie

The Staggeringly Good Braggot (‘Tis but a scratch) at Drayton Tavern is delicious 😋

We've made it to 500 followers! We are ever so, EVER SO excited! Thank you!

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!

this brings me so much joy, just the absolute polar opposite of the sort of people currently making decisions on behalf of young people - an actual real life normal young person interested in culture and looking good

Would absolutely devour a series of mystery books featuring a lightly fictionalized Gordon Brown analogue about a former UK Prime Minister who goes about solving crimes based on archival research and their international network of connections.

I love the idea of some hotel receptionist saying “And we’re looking forward to welcoming Lord Mandelson next week as well“ and Hoyle saying “wait what”

Here’s last night’s story about Twitter, how it went from bad to worse under Elon Musk, and the real reason why John won’t be tweeting in the future. Hint: it has something to do with his amazing feet. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

Why does no-one leave steaming hot pies next to street-level open windows these days? This is not the future the Beano promised us

The current #ME/CFS crash could really do with fucking off. I have things to do.

They say "hang it in the Louvre". So we did #princeandrew

It’s #Mclaren fan girl time 🧡

This is soooo stressful #Curling 🥌

#WutheringHeights Sweepcliff.

Last time a Reform politician said the minimum wage should be cut we looked into his businesses & found three of his former employees had won employment tribunal claims against him. But despite what the tribunal ordered, he didn't pay a single judgment www.thebureauinvestigates.com/stories/2025...

Happy birthday, champ. Artist: Captain Howdy https://b3ta.com/board/11425768

he looks like he’s being taken to the welfare tent at Glastonbury

Give Andy Reddish an OBE.

Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-) manuschwendener.ch/horses #LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025

Welcome to Reform’s front bench Yusuf, Hampton School, £29,916 per year Jenrick, Wolverhampton Grammar, £17,835 per year Farage, Dulwich College, £30,618 per year Tice, Uppingham School, £58,176 per year Braverman, Heathfield School, defunct private school The authentic voice of the working class

If the timeline is getting too heavy, miserable or infuriating, the Southsea Model Village FB page never fails to cheer me up www.facebook.com/SouthseaMode... #Southsea #ModelVillage

I feel so miserable about this. Nearly broke myself working 16, 18 hour days during the pandemic. We did everything we possibly could, then doubled it, tripled it. HE is still struggling to get back off the floor, years later. Now another financial punch in the face. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I could be tempted to borrow @hatchthedog.bsky.social for a bit - just to hang out

Can confirm.

This was my generation’s TikTok

It's the Winter Olympics, so here's a mosaic of a Roman who is *definitely* skiing. ⛷️👍 #MosaicMonday

If I was younger/fitter I would love to have a go at the Skeleton #WinterOlympics

Gary Lineker, "Jim Ratcliffe is a migrant himself, an economic migrant, he lives in Monaco" "A lot of the immigrants contribute enormously, and the facts show you that, in terms of revenue, paying tax etc" "Whereas Jim in Monaco, is doing everything he can to avoid paying tax"

Not sure if Man United owner Jim Ratcliffe will see this being as he literally migrated to Monaco to avoid paying tax in the UK, but we wanted to put this up outside the stadium anyway…. 📍 Old Trafford, Matt Busby Way

The annual visit to Raving & Melancholy Madness. Fantastic as always. Thank you @bethlemmuseum.bsky.social

My school significantly lacks famous alumni, but I expect a lot of people will have seen Bobby Holland Hanton without realising. www.imdb.com/name/nm34791...

Every single day, Aaron Rupar watches broadcasts of these horrible, stupid people just so we can have clips of them and I think Aaron legit deserves some kind of award for not pouring acid into his eyes by now.

Big fan of the side in Division 1 whose league position is 1st.

I am always very proud to be an Alumna of Bangor University, but this makes me particularly happy!

“…and Keir Starmer, who did NOT resign…”

Is anyone else hoping for the classic cock & balls to manifest on that little map in the corner of the Ice Dancing? #WinterOlympics