jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products

This is the kind of shit I like about America

"The voters are stupid" isn't useful analysis or a political strategy. They will continue being stupid! You either need a plan to make them not stupid or a plan to win despite that

It hard to know the truth about climate change. All my friends who are scientists say it’s real, but all my favorite podcasters say it’s not.

On Jack Smith deposition, now released: 100% obvious why GOP refused to allow this as open testimony, aired live. It's damning. Testimony from John Dean or Alex ("wiretaps") Butterfield in Watergate days would have 1/10th the impact if just in print. What Smith says is far more incriminating.

Sushi is a sandwich? That i just dipped into my ramen?

the reason you can tell "Artificial Intelligence" is fraudulent is that if you tried to tell an average adult that you believed a statistical average of reddit posts and pirated books from libgen could combine to make a brain, they would laugh at you

JHC…Just call her while she’s alive

PSA: If you would just relax when you’re outside in cold weather, you will be much warmer.

any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again

One thing you can say about Trump, he’s undeniably useful for exposing the moral rot and patronage that sustains elite cosmopolitan society.

It's #BandcampFriday and we have some exemplary new music for the people. BC waives their fees today, and them's the commie vibes we can get behind. 👇 redscareindustries.bandcamp.com

There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things

Lmao Kagan being like 'yup, right here motherfucker'

just at the end of a snow squall you'll see for maybe ten seconds the weirdest and most beautiful light on earth. thats what you tell an old person when they ask you why you always have your phone

I remember being scared to death of whatever core math was when parents were bitching about it but that shit is dope. Much better than the way we learned. Plus they teach kids multiple ways to solve problems and we had one way and if you didn't understand that one way you got shitty grades.

It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!

It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"

I live in cold blood in a house with a 1000 doors When the boiler growls, a hundred tigers keep me warm I’ll live forever, charge days to my credit card

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

I call this “The Vaudevillian’s Friend”

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

Wife: It is interesting that the biggest papers and networks burned decades of hard work by others who built up their brands to bend over immediately for Donald Trump because they thought he would be a successful dictator and 10 months in he's flailing. Those people have the worst business instincts

too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need

Dogs love to barf on the carpet a foot away from the hardwood floor

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Tangential, but with each additional Drop I am forced to ask: is there one human being on earth who still believes Epstein killed himself

The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.

Some of these people are lawyers; the rest are intimately (phrasing) familiar with courtrooms and lawyers in their professional lives. They didn't put this stuff in writing because they're naive or ignorant; they did it because they have no fear of consequences. None at all.

i know there’s a lot going on but “rich people were going on safari to hunt people in sarajevo during the siege” feels like it should be a big story? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

I’m sorry, we’re meant to believe that the guy who mentioned groping women to a casual acquaintance and is credibly accused of assaulting numerous women, including a jury determination that he did, engaged in illicit sex acts at the home of his friend, a known sex offender? Color me skeptical!

I don’t care what he says or does or did in the past. That’s irrelevant. What’s relevant is that I never admit that I was wrong about anything.

I stopped willingly giving up my lunch money to my bully a few weeks ago. I stood firmly and told him to fuck off in no uncertain terms. The other bullies started giving him shit. I started to feel bad and now I’m back to giving him my lunch money. I’m living to fight another day over here.

Heh. I actually do "experience pleasure," just like any normal person. I have pleasurable experiences every day. I read books, of course, and watch movies. Even the odd television show. I consume food and experience the same pleasure as everybody else. I enjoy things. I am capable of enjoying things

Aaron Rodgers blows goats

Tapping the sign

lol why put it this way

he looks like if the wind blew all the leaves off the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock

If you don't pay a proper salary for public office, the only people you get occupying public office are the already rich who are there to ensure they stay that way and you never get there

“Finding a way to be optimistic is its own sort of quiet act of defiance that I struggle with every single day.” @westword.com had an excellent discussion with @elwaytheband.bsky.social about the new album. Their hometown record release party is FRIDAY at Skylark. 🖖 www.westword.com/music/denver...

I agree with trump, we can’t have the communist Mamdani become mayor of New York otherwise we may enter an era of crumbling economy, skyrocketing prices, political repression, no healthcare or food, and persecution of minorities

If god says everyone has free will then why the fuck are you and your buddies shoving your beliefs down our throats?

At the convening of the Royale Academie of Science in 3066, amateur archeologists will present twin claims: the presence of fossils across strata ancient and modern means we cannot trust carbon dating, and the arrival of a race of plasticene skeletal giants is what ended the previous civilization.

A unique feature about this moment in the end of empire is that the geologic stratum for it will contain the abrupt arrival of 12-foot-tall human skeletons, seen neither before or, when the technology to make them is lost in the calamity, ever since.

No

In Joe’s defense, Joe is kicked in the head by a horse every morning.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings