I never noticed this either.

Not even two quarters in and there have already been six ads for Corbin Bernsen’s new mice killing service. How does he have the money for this?

He's just posted ....

deadass?

maybe i am going insane

tottenham are the only team who should have a stat for Unexpected Goals (UG)

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

I'm a massive fan of stand-up. I'm watching specials or listening to comedy albums almost every day. The Riyadh comedy festival lineup is unreal and frankly, dystopian. This is the best piece I've seen so far on the boldfaced hypocrisy of the "Free speech" crowd.

Whether he was the right signing for that particular window i don’t know, but Merino is a VERY tidy footballer & the squad is better for him being in it

I have to say, the @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social Slack has been pretty lively today

gnome country? for old men??

Obviously i was referring to this, can’t believe it’s finally happening etc

Oh my god is it finally happening please god

HOT TOWN SUMMER IN THE CITY

You can tell me Bluesky is dying, but I can tell you that in a meeting at work today someone meant to say ‘gut-wrenching’ and instead said ‘gunt-retching’, & I had to leave the room

Maximum Dowman

Delightful arsenal goal, in total contrast to the fluke mis-kick that gave Newcastle the lead

“inshallah on the front page” feels illegal to have a legit funny politician

Took me 30 years but I've decided my favorite Tetris piece is the T piece. Can always put that guy to work. When he shows up I think, "a friend is here"

@heathercampbell.bsky.social I never thought I’d hear a gambling ad on a pod I like, & go ‘wow, that was…weirdly moving’ so kudos

The ‘Rachel Reeves Crying At Things’ cold open for SNL UK this week would probably have been pretty funny

me [forgetting the alamo]:

Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.

The best. Just the actual best #animalrank

I know a lot of folks like this account. But this is a wild, and unhelpful, exaggeration--it's a resistance version of sean spicer. It veers into #resistanceporn and trades accuracy for clout, like other "blue maga" grifters on here. Pls consider finding other sources of inspiration/news/motivation

A hearse overtook me on the M4, there is no way that’s good luck

As a lifelong Arsenal fan I can say with no hesitation that I’d love Ange as England manager, perhaps wearing a big hat Graham Potter can hide under & ratatouille tactical advice

Trumpets at this England game sound like they're doing the shower scene from Psycho

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

trump will turn on elon (I give it six months), the only question is what form the fallout will take

BREAKING NEWS: Otter mum wants to show you her baby!

This is the hardest I've laughed at anything on the Internet in a long time defector.com/dave-mckenna...

Arsenal’s season has been one long draw

honestly happier for Tottenham to win than watch another half hour of this

United & Spurs in the stupidest European final of all time

You, a peasant: we need a left-wing version of J0e R0gan Me, an intellectual: we need a left-wing version of Bukayo Saka

I Know What You Did Last Supper

Episodes 7 - 9 of Andor S2 is a Star Wars movie on par with Empire Strikes Back

@annieknk.bsky.social always enjoy you on QAA, but as a Brit seeing your name on an episode is accompanied by ‘oh god, what have we done now’

My vinyl ruined brain was looking for the pressing info for this chart

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

this is the worst refereeing performance i've seen in a European fixture for a long, long time

has anyone studied this

My first thought upon waking was that I need to see the bad comedy movie the bald kid on Project Greenlight insisted on shooting on film

And stop supporting anything to do with stupid Harry fucking Potter.