Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Ok let's see here, I have an economy dependent on consumer spending, and where everyone is leveraged to the gills. Should I make everything more expensive for no apparent reason and see how it goes?

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

Thank you to everyone at the #NO_KINGS rallies for making your voices heard & being part of history. The massive crowds were joyful, passionate & spectacular! So were the signs...

i saw my wife eating grape nuts with my ice cream eating spoon and i’m having a hard time with it. that spoon is for fun only

AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.

Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field

Drew Struzan has passed away at the age of 78 He created many iconic movie posters

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.

Diane Keaton has sadly passed away at the age of 79.

I love this image.

We're already at the hiding people from the secret police phase?

#NoKings ❌👑 #NotMyPresident #Resist #Pinks 🌸 (Art by: Theo Moudakis)

International Lesbian Day? You can celebrate by checking out this dyke's comic, complimenting my new jacket and wishing me well on tonight's date 😌👉👉 iteatsplanets.com

Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

In the last few weeks we’ve watched ICE: Pepper spray the Portland frog Tear gas members of Chicago PD Zip tie children Grab Chicagoans from their beds in dead of the night Open fire on a civilian in her car Yet they say immigrants are the threat. Protesters are the threat. We know better.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson: "Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."

Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

Worked on putting our new items away and getting them up and running in the system and online! Everything is live now and ready to be checked out at: www.madammichellesmetaphysical.com/online-store #magick #witchlife #metaphysical #spellwork #new

It’s about time. When I visited the site years ago, there wasn’t even a fence protecting it. www.ksdk.com/article/news...

‼️‼️‼️ The Hollywood Reporter did a small article on a brilliant short film I was the Hair and Makeup Artist for last year, "Dear Shop Girl" 😊 Teaser trailer for the short is linked in the article and also in this thread 🎞️🍿 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

As I was saying…

Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return! Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY. (Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆

I think they're just re-releasing that Blondie album this week and everyone got confused.

So the guy who decapitated a whale and the guy who stared directly into the sun during an eclipse solved autism. Cool, cool.

Surrealist comedy duo Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are writing a horror movie described as “sicker than most people are going to want to watch” - and we believe them.

Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"

I cut the original films trailer over a decade ago. Cool of @ravenbannerent.bsky.social to have me back and cut the sequels trailer too. youtu.be/BrJ4KD5csU0

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"! Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective. #TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨

Emperor Nero rolls out the entertainment.

because nothing says 'I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize' more than renaming your Department of Defense to the Department of War

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... HARD pass. #TheLongWalk

I guess for no reason at all, I'm reposting a piece I wrote two years ago, entitled "it's the fucking guns, you fucking fucks."

Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.