Sunshine
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Dutchess šØš¦ Smarmy Facetious Give me double entendres
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Shimmy
3 days ago
Sometimes you write the letter and send it instead of burning it.
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Daisy
5 days ago
I think itās funny when people are like your kid is 18 they can be on their own. Have you seen the world? Nah, my kids will always have me.
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ĪαĻια ĪιĻĻινη
4 days ago
Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
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Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in
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Donkey Hotay š©
3 days ago
Weāve secretly sewn Peter panās shadow to the groundhogās feet this morning. Letās see what happens
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Miss Riss
3 days ago
Happy 1st of second January to all who celebrate
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Brie
3 days ago
Them: Whatās bsky like? Me: Itās like if a butthole, a pizza, someoneās pets and depression walked into a bar
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazyā¢ļø
5 days ago
*seductively recedes into the nothingness
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Had an afternoon date, it went well & now idk which man I like more. How do people do this? I havenāt had a real date with a genuine man in at least 9 years so both these fellas being awesome is a nice surprise
3 days ago
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Some lyrics people relate to are maddening because what do you mean you didnāt mean to hurt me, you knew you were & you chose to keep doing it
4 days ago
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BrujoLocoā ļøš¤šŗ
4 days ago
take some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit
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Peebeaux remains ungovernable
4 days ago
I have a feeling that just because the calendar says February has fewer days that it's not going to feel like it does.
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Spending $8k on Vet visits from Jan-Feb wasnāt on my Bingo card for this year but Iād do anything for my sweet bb girl
4 days ago
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Itās super sad in a pathetic way when people say āOMGā when you speak the truth about them š
4 days ago
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Saw a troll with black hair while I was out, Ew.
4 days ago
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One date down, 2 more tomorrow. There arenāt enough days in a weekend.
4 days ago
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Asked out on 3 dates this weekend and my immune system said āhell no, weāre sickā
18 days ago
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Even a full body hydrocolloid patch canāt get all the gunk out of Trump
20 days ago
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Deeks š«¶
21 days ago
Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
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I made cod for dinner. Smells like your mom in here.
20 days ago
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One time a man put my dildo in his mouth to see if he could handle a dick. We both knew he could without that test.
21 days ago
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I got a burnt corn chip in my bag of Costco Dippers and now I canāt trust anything
21 days ago
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All this hate is because I picked out all of the grape ones from the Welchās Fruit Snacks
21 days ago
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All thatās needed to stop I.C.E is Zambonis in the streets
24 days ago
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Dating prerequisite: must have teeth
26 days ago
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Picking up the boys Silverado on Monday. Watching him get his dream truck is pretty nifty
28 days ago
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Mal
about 1 month ago
Youāll survive, but youāll be funnier in a way that worries people
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SpatialKimtamine
about 1 month ago
Sometimes you just need to lose your shit
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Netflix and every soldier & government official refuse to carry out his orders?
about 1 month ago
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Got a new drivers license photo done today, should be fun. I purposely scowled cuz they only said I couldnāt smile.
about 1 month ago
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I got the best surprise visit today āŗļø Now I get to hang out with my oldest 2 kids tonight. Gonna snuggle in, watch some movies & eat some snacky snacks
about 1 month ago
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Merry Christmas indeed āŗļøš„°
about 1 month ago
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Benny Rollins
about 2 months ago
I remember when everyone's mum started using margarine in the 80s.
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Dumb Beezie
about 2 months ago
You put the ic in rhetoric
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Ladybug š
about 2 months ago
Being in charge of me is exhausting.
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For the love of God, will someone just take Trump to Sherwin-Williams and get him a proper colour match?
about 2 months ago
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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife in THIS economy?!š
about 2 months ago
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT. Thought you should know š¤·āāļø
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My great aunt haunting me but just because she had one last gift for me š„ŗ
about 2 months ago
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All my years complaining about the lack of SnapBack hats has finally paid off
2 months ago
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Watched an NHL game on TV while I was at an OHL game *adds great at multitasking to resume
2 months ago
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I was today years old when I found out if a dog has a bite record & theyāre being put down their head is removed and sent for testing. How fucking awful š£
2 months ago
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Chopped Liver
2 months ago
"No thanks. My standards are low, but they're not that low." - me before masturbating
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Delilah by Florence + the Machine on AppleĀ Music
Song Ā· 2015 Ā· Duration 4:53
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/delilah/1440831750?i=1440832245
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Little House by The Fray on AppleĀ Music
Song Ā· 2005 Ā· Duration 2:30
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/little-house/385629502?i=385630080
2 months ago
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ššš¾Chloeš¾šš
2 months ago
when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..
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āSomething is scratching its way out Something you want to forget aboutā š¶
2 months ago
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Gonna watch Sweet November and no one can tell me I canāt
2 months ago
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Fu-Gee-La by Fugees on AppleĀ Music
Song Ā· 1995 Ā· Duration 4:20
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/fu-gee-la/281701670?i=281701724
2 months ago
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Ooo La La La (12-inch version) by Teena Marie on AppleĀ Music
Song Ā· 2017 Ā· Duration 6:13
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/ooo-la-la-la-12-inch-version/1467244364?i=1467244844
2 months ago
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