Sunshine
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Dutchess 🇨🇦 Smarmy Facetious Give me double entendres
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Sometimes we just have to let people eat the wax on their BabyBel’s as part of natural selection
about 2 months ago
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The fact tequila helps when I get glutened is kinda fun
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Shimmy
10 days ago
I’m not a size queen. I’m a sighs queen.
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I should probably put socks on but we had a couple of days of warm weather so I can’t revert to winter mode now
10 days ago
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You can always trust your gut. You can never trust a man ip u lator
11 days ago
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Yes, I do take satisfaction in knowing I was right about everything.
11 days ago
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Never be so great people won’t leave you alone when you try to leave 😌
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
11 months ago
Your post that began "Interestingly" shouldn't have.
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If your friend with a drywall business offers to loan you a Blower just say no thank you. That bitch is gonna be full of dust
17 days ago
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I already brushed my teeth so naturally I want popcorn
19 days ago
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Thank god for boys who you bring you a shop vac when your basement is flooding 😮💨
21 days ago
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Things my daughter sends me VS things my son sends me…
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lalalyds
27 days ago
Bring me back to the thrill of inside recess
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Marc
about 1 month ago
I love the smell of bacon in the morning . . . and in the afternoon . . . and in the evening . . . and at midnight . . .
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about 1 month ago
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ellipses aren’t for everyone
about 1 month ago
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Indeed
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Tony
about 1 month ago
Use it today ☕
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Juiceticles
about 2 months ago
Wearing nothing but a lace veil and black fishnets to the sotu. I hope it's not too matchy-matchy
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tpushic
about 1 month ago
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I grew up wishing my dad would go out for smokes & never come back Instead he sent me to the store with a note
about 1 month ago
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Daisy
about 1 month ago
on international women’s day we should be able to kick two men in the balls with no questions asked
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I’ve remained sockless for the second day in a row Spring is here
about 1 month ago
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Uffdafuckingda
about 1 month ago
Surprisingly awkward for being this good looking.
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I'mWintersMom
about 1 month ago
all my daylight saving jokes were in the hour we lost. rip.
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2 camping trips, 4 Jays games & 2 Concerts upcoming. Excited for Spring & Summer to day the least. LFG!
about 1 month ago
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Feeling the sunburn on my ass when I’m trying to sleep hits like a smacked bottom
about 1 month ago
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My ass is already complaining about how long I worked out for today. Tomorrow it’ll be angrier. I knowingly didn’t stretch enough.
about 1 month ago
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Crème brûlée is just snooty pudding
about 1 month ago
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😉
about 1 month ago
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Raptors/Knicks game tonight whoop whoop!
about 1 month ago
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Daisy
about 1 month ago
omg I noticed you didn’t like my cat pic, why do you hate my cat you monster
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Dumb Beezie
about 1 month ago
God damn, what the hell is in those files? The world is burning because of perverted old rich men
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
about 1 month ago
I just sighed so hard, I think I fractured a rib.
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Deeks 🫶
about 1 month ago
I miss you..... No, not you. You're a moron
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GerBear
about 1 month ago
You are all so hot. Except you. You're lukewarm
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La Spaghettissima
about 1 month ago
Gonna peroxide my hair and dye it with kool aid
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about 1 month ago
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I’m more excited about finding gluten free ramen noodles than I am about Auston Matthews coming back to Toronto
about 2 months ago
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Dumb Beezie
about 2 months ago
You are a whore, Your Honor
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Until you go from a zero effort man to a real man you just don’t get it
about 2 months ago
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This year is gonna be worse (better) than the last and that’s saying a lot
about 2 months ago
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This made me so temped to get the “Brandi made me gay” t-shirt 🥰
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
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My sequin pants ate so hard yesterday 😆
about 2 months ago
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Chew chew goes the trolly
about 2 months ago
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Dating a man who plays & coaches hockey & baseball has its perks 😇
about 2 months ago
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Look Ma, no tiddies & my jokes still do better
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes we just have to let people eat the wax on their BabyBel’s as part of natural selection
about 2 months ago
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Charlie Alzamora
about 2 months ago
I wolfed down a chicken souvlaki and can feel it in the pita my stomach.
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