Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics

SCORIGAMI

davis mills? you’re telling me the jaguars blew a 19-point lead to an outlet mall?

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

tony gonsolin being DFA is gonna be an interesting claim opportunity for a team that wants to see if they can maybe sign him into a FA year and put faith in him

y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...

i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really

hearing the prosecution will seek torta reform

protect bandido's abuela at all costs #aewdynamite

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

can't wait for all the cuomo supporters who are blaming sliwa to realize that mamdani's clearing 50%. also your guy got beat in the primary and still thought people would wanna have him in office. take all the Ls

He opens up his speech with a Debs quote. He talks about putting power in working class hands, and uses examples of the current working class: delivery workers, kitchen workers, nurses. This honestly feels like a qualitative political shift, unquestionably for the better.

hell yeah. what a speech.

zohran calling out the trans community specifically, we love to see it

Zohran has already gotten 250k more votes than Eric Adams did 4 years ago when he was hailed as the future of the Democratic Party.

"i wish andrew cuomo only the best in private life" looool

say bing bong you can do it

okay, that's good

Mayor Mamdani is going to be a member of the Conglomeration within 24 hours

so the knicks are definitely gonna come out and make a public statement disavowing this too right

zohran mamdani put a 'bing bong' in your victory speech challenge

tonight New Yorkers have rejected the candidate most likely to believe the ninja turtles are real and active (Eric Adams) AND the candidate most likely to claim he beat one to a pulp in 1988 (Curtis Sliwa)

Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.

gotta give it to the post's cover game, like obviously it's anti but they also know half of brooklyn is getting this framed

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

live view from cuomo hq

Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

dudes rock

would be very cool for spurs to give a senior debut to one of the academy kids on the bench

micky van de ven with a puskas nominee right there

worth noting that Mamdani did *not* take the bait

not sure if the paramount spurs-copenhagen broadcast is missing announcers or if we're just getting a nat sounds feed, hmm

coys, etc please remember how to win at home

how is this guy simultaneously completely fucking insane and a more honorable opponent than any republican in national office

Just the face you want to see endorsing your campaign on the eve of the election

these people are just pathologically stupid

To be fair... his pants doesn't have pockets

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

not that you can trust nomenclature (competitive balance tax, for example) all the time, but one way you know a salary cap's purpose isn't to level the playing field is because it's called a salary cap. it's purpose is to cap salaries.

Immaculate Grid rests on this foundation

Joey Bosa looks like someone user switched to the wrong defender