Hell yeah cubs

Current life in Midwest, USA #smoke #wildfires youtu.be/IbOXharkzzE?...

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

Find someone who looks at you the way Dr. Robby looks at his bobblehead. The Pitt is now streaming on @hbomax.bsky.social

When I remodel my bathroom I want this as the floor 🖤🤍

i had no idea this would become so literal

Not to shill for a corporation but: the government stops tracking cyclospora, so it comes back, Taco Bell responds by removing likely ingredients (like we all should), and it's THEM people are side-eyeing? You're being played.

My sister is a massage therapist. I have neither the hand strength nor people skills necessary, not to mention the anatomical knowledge. In short, I would suck

The discord was lit today

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

This video clip of a swan landing on a lake is best enjoyed with AUDIO ON. Mute swans (Cygnus olor) are among the heaviest flying birds & require a long runway, which means we get the majestic approach, a few furious moments of webbed feet slapping on water, then the majestic splashdown.

Every time someone tells me they eat clean, I picture them washing their food in a puddle like a raccoon.

I shouldn’t have to enter a life-ruining amount of easily hackable personal information to visit a website, and neither should anyone else of ANY age.

Oh, that anniversary's today, right?

RIP Randolph Mantooth. Johnny 4EVA. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/r...

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

Baby boy. Baby. Jeff the Land Shark: Superstar (2026) #1

This hits me right in the gut.

If only there had been signs. Like a giant Nazi tattoo.

I decided to translate this and turn it into a needlepoint chart

Y'all, I will remind you when this is in wide release but I will tell you now about this ep. The story of the GTOs is the story of the young women who did fandom their own way in the music scene of the 60s & 70s and they are so much more than "groupies" You're gonna want to hear this 💜

No Blahaj on the IKEA float! SCANDALOUS

Evergreen post

Artist: @chronicallymeh on Insta

neal is the closest thing to a kaiju we get

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

Not to roast my mom on main, but there was an unfortunate period when she was calling me a "non-binary birth-giver" and I had to break it to her that the gender-neutral word for parent is "parent"

"You can't tell me what to do. I'm Canadian." Well, sorry we're not a tiny hippo that roams around your house at night.

Process of Artemis II Eclipse Teapot (available tomorrow!)

one sign im aging is i used to be a very "tech" guy. i knew what versions of windows was out, what they added/subtracted and what the buzz was. now? i have no idea what version of windows is current. i just click "yes" to install shit so i can get through to my work/play. i couldnt possibly care.

live view from the great american state fair

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

"You shouldn't let your dog sleep with you." I'd let that MFer represent me in court.

Turns out the hottest thing in town wasn't the weather.

Anyone saying they want to do a genital check on kids before they can play on a sports team needs to get a throat punch and be curb-stomped until they change their shitty life choices

I know we had a console hi-fi and my parents must have had a few albums but those aren't the memory. It was radio. WJJD, the AM country station out of Chicago, was the soundtrack to my childhood in the 60s & early 70s. Johnny, Dolly, Tom T. Hall, Loretta Lynn, & Mel Tillis (mom's fave!)

A Cape Eagle-Owl was admitted to Johannesburg Wildlife Vet for a wrist injury. After rest, physiotherapy and flight testing he was banded and released back whence he came. Want to donate? www.johannesburgwildlifevet.com/make-a-donat... Source: fb.com/401532551848... #owlsintowels 💛🦉 🇿🇦

This is why I identify as queer, not just bisexual! Queer because fuck your taxonomy! Queer because I refuse to go into one of two boxes! Queer because I have an adversarial fucking charge! Print it on my tombstone! ADVERSARIAL FUCKING CHARGE!

There's a Demonic Dachshund! I'm in!

The whole reason I have one of those and a pride flag in my yard is so people in this disgusting red state know they're not alone and this is a safe place. Also? The MAGAt neighbors *hate* it!

Emergency puppy deployment

oh this is GORGEOUS 🏳️‍⚧️💙

I still have my high school letter jacket! Received for band freshman year, so in 1978?

Yf you counted up onlye the people dressed as Geralt of Rivia on one daye of the Los Angeles Ren Fayre, that ys still bigger attendance than that DC mall event.

The bicentennial made such a tremendous impact on American *pop* culture--I remember the Barney Miller episode about it!--there were tricorner hats everywhere, hit songs, a movie, and the logo and local parades all year long. This year it feels as empty as the mall.