He's just chill'n

Dance Gavin Dance's recent album "Pantheon" is so good, probably my new favorite. I think Andrew Wells is a really good fit as full-time vocalist.

I started playing "S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2" and am about 20 hours in. I'm really enjoying my time with the game so far. I wasn't expecting it to be so good looking after playing the some of the first game.

I love KDE Plasma.

Might fuck around and make an apple pie.

In some ways rejection in friendship feels worse to me than romantic rejection. You don't wanna fuck me, cool neither would I, not my type. But, you don't want to smoke weed and hang out? Damn, you must really want me to die, huh?

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Everything gambling, now.

Bro had mind-quad powers and only tried to kill some Army officers? Bro had no imagination. If I had astral projection type mind-quad powers I would dream bigger than that.

I turn 29 this month. 29 is such an unpleasantly odd number I'm gonna lie and say in 30.

Guy who announces his stop on the train so that the women don't think he's following them.

I never thought I would be a Linux guy, but I love Linux. Tech billionaires made me a Linux guy, those fuckers.

Wanna smoke a joint then go down to trader Joe's and be an obstacle for the rudest boomers you've ever met?

Men yearn to blow their nose real big into a handkerchief then stuff it in their back pocket, but society won't let them.

I appreciate a mean person that's mean to people who deserve it.

I was not expecting how often Mulder and Scully almost die or get permanently disfigured in the X Files.

I just read "Castaways in Tim" by Robert Adams. Gotta say, I didn't like it very much. I don't think I am enough of an alternate history pervert to enjoy it.

Ah, yes. The 4 am 3rd serving of pie. We meet again.

Why didn't I know that making a couple apple pies would be so much effort and time? Had to peel like 16 apples.

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Homemade sauce for your dining pleasure.

Me when my brain is so poisoned from using the sycophantic lying machine that I forgot not everyone will coddle me when I say dumb shit:

People don't do enough moralizing.

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

What the fuck does that have to do with AI. It's just an appeal to authority falicy. I don't care if they invented fucking SQL it wouldn't have anything to do with why LLMs suck shit.

The other day I saw some news coverage on some polling data and they dedicated some airtime to discussing what "prediction markets" are saying. Since when has odds on a degen gambling app been news-worthy? I think we might be fucked, guys.

Next year, I am not shaving my beard off for a Halloween costume. 1 night of a silly costume and a couple months to grow it back to a length I like. Not worth it.

Had a dream so cathartic it ruined my day.

They're throwing my ass in the Milla Jovovich pit.

I do not respect religion. Fuck you.

Hey, wanna come over and play the Bionaclea video game on the game cube?

Socialism sounds kinda sick, ngl.

While growing up on a horse farm I learned that miniature horses have regular sized penises, so sometimes you'd catch the males with their penis dragging on the ground when the females were in heat.

Seasonal Depression is a bitch.

Omelets are kinda fucked up when you think about it. You've got avian eggs, mammalian dairy, sometimes fungi, and some root vegetable onions. It's the whole damn tree of life. Anyway, I made my partner some really good omelets for dinner last night.

Car horns are too damn loud.

Hey, wanna come over and feed into each other's delusions?

Feeling like generating some real incoherence.

I saw the new Frankenstein movie with a bunch of lesbians who didn't really care for it, while I loved the movie. I think it really comes down to being able to identify with a big, ugly monster that has few friends and wants to die.

I love living in Chicago, in part, because sometimes on my dog walks there are lots of beautiful women outside because there is a beautiful women convention in town. Seeing beautiful women rock, dude.

I need a reporter to ask Trump if he sucked off Bill Clinton.

WHAT. whhhhattttt. To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton? IS THAT WHAT I AM READING

Time to send him to the glue factory.

Men who have been your friend since childhood love to reconnect and say "I want to do better about staying in touch with you." Then not respond to any messages for months. Talk to you in 5 years again when you're sad and nostalgic again, I guess.

Senator Dick Durbin is a bitch.

I bought an apple tv box a few years ago and it's already becoming unusable due to software issues. I replaced it with a decade-old Intel NUC running Linux and even my non-techie wife says it's a huge improvement. So that's were we're at with the enshitification of tech from big corporations.

It turns out, if you shave your beard into a goatee to be Walter White for Halloween that you are then stuck with fucked up facial hair for a while and have to explain to your coworkers why you have a mustache now.

It's fucked up that feds can come to Chicago, kidnap people, violate our constitutional rights, use indiscriminate violence against us, and lie under oath and the best we've got so far is a judge saying "stop that." I want these fascist freaks under the jail months ago.