Jay
@jay-bunch-o-nums.bsky.social
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Pseudonymous Chicago guy.
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John Madden
about 11 hours ago
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When I lived there, the state of Indiana made it illegal for Indianapolis to have bus lanes.
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about 20 hours ago
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Lake Michigan! Live!
2 days ago
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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They should make more pairs of guys. For example Plini the elder and younger. I want more guys that I can't reference without also referencing their other guy.
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It weed time
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lauren
3 days ago
i'm gonna say it iiiiiiiiiii'm gonna say it (praise the sun)
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Jon Seidel
3 days ago
NEW: U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin's office reacts to Thursday's "Broadview Six" revelations. The former lead prosecutor in the case had serving as counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee. Now Durbin's office says her detail from the Justice Department "has been terminated."
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I love the day before a long weekend because everyone is gone by noon and I can get some work done.
3 days ago
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But how can I make this about ME?!
3 days ago
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It turns out, the grapes really were sour.
4 days ago
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A beard hair fell off my face yesterday that was half gray on the root side. Not even 30, lol.
4 days ago
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Ian Boudreau
4 days ago
This is what having a job is like
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We might be cooked.
4 days ago
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ceej
5 days ago
you want people to learn βknife skills?β the thing murderers use???
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π§Zombuddyπ§ββοΈ
5 days ago
All this money flowing into AI and yet there's still no solution for stopping that last drip of piss falling in your jorts when you put your hog away.
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francis
5 days ago
bro last night was a full gameplay walkthrough with all cut-scenes [NO COMMENTARY]
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Might fuck around and get back into camping. Disappearing for a bit sounds pretty nice lately.
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Micah
5 days ago
it's actually true that you cannot fund good government entirely by taxing the rich, which is why slopulist proposals to gut the tax base are a bad idea but taxing the rich at punitive levels is a goal in and of itself, billionaires are simply too dangerous to public policy to exist
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Timex Weekender Memento Mori
6 days ago
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Plants really went crazy when they invented lavender.
6 days ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
6 days ago
Nominative determinism is so powerful. I did grow up to be Sridhar Ramesh.
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Comfortably Numb
6 days ago
Blessed be, there is a video
bsky.app/profile/bubb...
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3-3:30 PM - planning meeting with a bunch of people I don't know yet. 3:30-5:00 - decompressing and unclenching my entire body.
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If you're looking for alternatives, Qwant has been pretty decent for me for a while now.
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6 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
7 days ago
Getting a quarterback wristband and putting this in it for when I go to the grocery store
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Damn, bro. You want some cock with that lube?
7 days ago
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
7 days ago
The year is 1994. Your first day of 6th grade. Youβre in P.E. class behind a kid with a rat-tail named Brandon. His shirt says: βπππ πππππΆ π πππ πππ ππππππ¦π§π¦΄ π π±π₯π’ πͺπ¬π°π± πβ You learn to square dance.
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The winds are whispering of your demise, bro.
8 days ago
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The section of the lakefront trail that crosses the Chicago river and into Streeterville needs to be like 3 times wider. It's bullshit to expect all these bikes and pedestrians to share such a tight space. Bare-minimum-ass.
8 days ago
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Mm I'ml 0puubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb been Oh hey, didn't see you there.
9 days ago
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Average Jon
9 days ago
This is why I have no tolerance for people who scold pedestrians/cyclists about road safety being a shared responsibility. People are killed by drivers while on the sidewalk in America, and the paper writes it up like the car just happened to have a life of its own
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Two Killed as Car Slams Into Crowd on Sidewalk in Manhattan
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/15/nyregion/fatal-crash-nyc-upper-west-side.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Return of the Cmonmacques
10 days ago
They should have made the cast of the odyssey more accurate by hiring a real cyclops and some gods
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Luke O'Neil
10 days ago
Democrats love pointing toward the first base ump to check the call and every time heβs giving the finger and jacking off at the same time. Doing the tongue between the fingers thing too somehow.
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emceekayvee
about 1 year ago
It me
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Did everyone else dissect a cat in highschool, for a Physiology class, or is that not normal?
11 days ago
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My little wolf knows exactly what noise to make that will compel his caretaker to use a magnetron to heat up his meal prepped chicken dinner that is kept in a refrigerated box. He's so smart.
11 days ago
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hammancheez
11 days ago
Me and the boys frantically googling Thucydides Trap so we can dunk on fools
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Trevor Henderson π (commissions closed)
12 days ago
i looked up the plot for this book and every couple of words is a new punch to the head, i need to read this. Books are so cool.
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I really don't like the, seemingly common, sentiment of "I don't like people." It never is alarming for me to hear someone say something so misanthropic.
11 days ago
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I don't know if it's that my brain is just cooked or what, but it feels impossible to plan my life (career, children, etc.) these last couple years.
12 days ago
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"Stumpus" Marks
12 days ago
Upsetting flatware continued
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I can't tell if strangers are checking me out or just looking from my backpack dog to my walking dog. It's probably the dogs tho.
13 days ago
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They should invent a kind of democracy where decent, moral people end up running things. That would be nice.
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beetle moses
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This time I'm really gonna do it.* * Dedicate real effort to making new friends.
14 days ago
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Going to Tornado Alley to get sucked off
15 days ago
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Bugs Maytrix & Grogu
15 days ago
it's party rock anthem
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I'm so tired of drivers inching toward me to slip past within a foot of me at the crosswalk. It makes me uneasy.
15 days ago
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lumberjack wharfie
15 days ago
computer, log me in to some bull shit
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