When I lived there, the state of Indiana made it illegal for Indianapolis to have bus lanes.

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

They should make more pairs of guys. For example Plini the elder and younger. I want more guys that I can't reference without also referencing their other guy.

It weed time

i'm gonna say it iiiiiiiiiii'm gonna say it (praise the sun)

NEW: U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin's office reacts to Thursday's "Broadview Six" revelations. The former lead prosecutor in the case had serving as counsel to the Senate Judiciary Committee. Now Durbin's office says her detail from the Justice Department "has been terminated."

I love the day before a long weekend because everyone is gone by noon and I can get some work done.

But how can I make this about ME?!

It turns out, the grapes really were sour.

A beard hair fell off my face yesterday that was half gray on the root side. Not even 30, lol.

This is what having a job is like

We might be cooked.

you want people to learn “knife skills?” the thing murderers use???

All this money flowing into AI and yet there's still no solution for stopping that last drip of piss falling in your jorts when you put your hog away.

bro last night was a full gameplay walkthrough with all cut-scenes [NO COMMENTARY]

Might fuck around and get back into camping. Disappearing for a bit sounds pretty nice lately.

it's actually true that you cannot fund good government entirely by taxing the rich, which is why slopulist proposals to gut the tax base are a bad idea but taxing the rich at punitive levels is a goal in and of itself, billionaires are simply too dangerous to public policy to exist

Timex Weekender Memento Mori

Plants really went crazy when they invented lavender.

Nominative determinism is so powerful. I did grow up to be Sridhar Ramesh.

Blessed be, there is a video bsky.app/profile/bubb...

3-3:30 PM - planning meeting with a bunch of people I don't know yet. 3:30-5:00 - decompressing and unclenching my entire body.

If you're looking for alternatives, Qwant has been pretty decent for me for a while now.

Getting a quarterback wristband and putting this in it for when I go to the grocery store

Damn, bro. You want some cock with that lube?

The year is 1994. Your first day of 6th grade. You’re in P.E. class behind a kid with a rat-tail named Brandon. His shirt says: “𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐆🐶 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧🦴 👅 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔱 🐈” You learn to square dance.

The winds are whispering of your demise, bro.

The section of the lakefront trail that crosses the Chicago river and into Streeterville needs to be like 3 times wider. It's bullshit to expect all these bikes and pedestrians to share such a tight space. Bare-minimum-ass.

Mm I'ml 0puubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb been Oh hey, didn't see you there.

This is why I have no tolerance for people who scold pedestrians/cyclists about road safety being a shared responsibility. People are killed by drivers while on the sidewalk in America, and the paper writes it up like the car just happened to have a life of its own

They should have made the cast of the odyssey more accurate by hiring a real cyclops and some gods

Democrats love pointing toward the first base ump to check the call and every time he’s giving the finger and jacking off at the same time. Doing the tongue between the fingers thing too somehow.

It me

Did everyone else dissect a cat in highschool, for a Physiology class, or is that not normal?

My little wolf knows exactly what noise to make that will compel his caretaker to use a magnetron to heat up his meal prepped chicken dinner that is kept in a refrigerated box. He's so smart.

Me and the boys frantically googling Thucydides Trap so we can dunk on fools

i looked up the plot for this book and every couple of words is a new punch to the head, i need to read this. Books are so cool.

I really don't like the, seemingly common, sentiment of "I don't like people." It never is alarming for me to hear someone say something so misanthropic.

I don't know if it's that my brain is just cooked or what, but it feels impossible to plan my life (career, children, etc.) these last couple years.

Upsetting flatware continued

I can't tell if strangers are checking me out or just looking from my backpack dog to my walking dog. It's probably the dogs tho.

They should invent a kind of democracy where decent, moral people end up running things. That would be nice.

This time I'm really gonna do it.* * Dedicate real effort to making new friends.

Going to Tornado Alley to get sucked off

it's party rock anthem

I'm so tired of drivers inching toward me to slip past within a foot of me at the crosswalk. It makes me uneasy.

computer, log me in to some bull shit