Wait a second this is a good idea

Telling someone you got them a gag gift, but it’s a denim ball gag.

Hooray! Laws are meaningless!

queen shit

“Could you explain It once more, please?” Herblock on the Nixon administration’s federal spending preferences, September 1970.

Easily the best recap of the WHCA dinner “shooting” I’ve read yet. From the always relevant @lebassett.bsky.social www.laura-bassett.com/p/the-irony-...

you must prove your autism isn't transness before being autistic. you must prove your transness isn't autism before being trans. are you ready to begin?

Saying "I could fuck" like "I could eat"

I’m on the emailing list for a lingerie company that I infrequently get stuff from and today’s ad includes… jeangerie. I am utterly ironically in love with it.

Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed

The nanny has blessedly taken the children, work is quiet, and it is gently but thoroughly raining outside. I have the window open and my throat doesn’t hurt nearly as badly. I’ll take it.

All of Oracle’s competitors suddenly realized they could just capital strike OpenAI and destroy Oracle, it would seem.

THERE WAS A TIME... WHEN THE EARTH AND THE MOON WERE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER *the hardest shit you've ever heard starts playing*

I finished painting this dapper sword witch:

They're patching out run exploits, this is actually getting ridiculous.

what if trump finally got got and all you heard for the rest of your life was ohhh they should have built him that ballroom, it’s because they didn’t let him have his ballroom, he would have thrown the most magnificent galas, etc

I have strep.

if you really think about it, there's no problem we face that can't be solved by a new White House ballroom

ITS WITCH HAT MONDAY EVERYONE 😃😃😃😃😃😃

Man they are playing fantastically into his strategy.

Hold up, wait a sec

Every year or so the CIA comes out and says “yeh, we did that thing that local people thought we did at the time” and a bunch of Liberals say “wow, good thing the CIA doesn’t do that anymore” until 50 years later when the CIA admits they’re still doing it, then the cycle repeats.

This move by SCOTUS is deeply insulting. The district court gathered a massive amount of evidence in record time, and District Judge Jeffrey Brown wrote a careful 160-page opinion. Now a majority of justices have dispensed with it without even providing a full written opinion.

Back when she was a transit activist, Wilson organized a protest where people walked along this route and found it was faster than the bus. Take more lanes of traffic for buses please! seattletransitblog.com/2025/07/12/r...

Why Democrats Must Condemn "Be Gay / Do Crime"

Suited girls

Wife last night: Do we know any more about the shooter? Like why he did it or like what he was into. Me:

going to start using this one on the clock

Job interviewer asked where do I see myself in 5 years and had the gall to not like it when I answered “as a malewife”. This is why the job market is so fucked.

the party of "a whole civilization will die tonight" fake-rending their garments over violent rhetoric is funnier than the entire history of saturday night live

Ghosts of Desire 🍑

Remember when the final episode was about how they initiated runaway climate catastrophe via unrestrained capitalism, heralded by keystone species extinction that was handwaved away in the name of "progress" Then it was strongly implied they all died Ha ha ha

Shit this isn’t for the kids, this is for me

Pretty hypocritical to say this about an event you attended, buddy.

they’re getting mad about depictions in film of killing actual fascists come on lol

my god he's literally the meme

Always post like it's gonna be read back to you in court, which means make sure it's the funniest shit you can imagine an opposition lawyer having to ask you to explain

TAke a look, y'all:

genuinely interesting that this guy is almost getting the ‘white man who killed his whole family’ cover photo treatment