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I’m just this guy 41 he/him, I guess
Wait a second this is a good idea
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about 8 hours ago
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Telling someone you got them a gag gift, but it’s a denim ball gag.
about 11 hours ago
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🐠🌱🌍
about 19 hours ago
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Museum of Twitter
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber
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Hooray! Laws are meaningless!
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about 17 hours ago
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rose
1 day ago
queen shit
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Randall Stephens
about 22 hours ago
“Could you explain It once more, please?” Herblock on the Nixon administration’s federal spending preferences, September 1970.
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Andy
1 day ago
Easily the best recap of the WHCA dinner “shooting” I’ve read yet. From the always relevant
@lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/the-irony-...
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Corinne Green
1 day ago
you must prove your autism isn't transness before being autistic. you must prove your transness isn't autism before being trans. are you ready to begin?
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æmə
1 day ago
Saying "I could fuck" like "I could eat"
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I’m on the emailing list for a lingerie company that I infrequently get stuff from and today’s ad includes… jeangerie. I am utterly ironically in love with it.
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Chicago Tribune
2 days ago
Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed
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Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed
https://www.chicagotribune.com/2026/04/28/today-in-history-benito-mussolini-executed/?utm_campaign=mrf-bluesky-chicagotribune.com&mrfcid=2026042869edfe42f3b869110617bb85
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The nanny has blessedly taken the children, work is quiet, and it is gently but thoroughly raining outside. I have the window open and my throat doesn’t hurt nearly as badly. I’ll take it.
2 days ago
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All of Oracle’s competitors suddenly realized they could just capital strike OpenAI and destroy Oracle, it would seem.
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2 days ago
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mara
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Ed Zitron
2 days ago
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THERE WAS A TIME... WHEN THE EARTH AND THE MOON WERE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER *the hardest shit you've ever heard starts playing*
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2 days ago
I finished painting this dapper sword witch:
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🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃
2 days ago
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Eri :03 ΘΔ
2 days ago
They're patching out run exploits, this is actually getting ridiculous.
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bort
3 days ago
what if trump finally got got and all you heard for the rest of your life was ohhh they should have built him that ballroom, it’s because they didn’t let him have his ballroom, he would have thrown the most magnificent galas, etc
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I have strep.
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kate bush’s husband
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Aaron Rupar
3 days ago
if you really think about it, there's no problem we face that can't be solved by a new White House ballroom
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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸
3 days ago
ITS WITCH HAT MONDAY EVERYONE 😃😃😃😃😃😃
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Man they are playing fantastically into his strategy.
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3 days ago
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Hold up, wait a sec
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3 days ago
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Daniel Ahmad
3 days ago
Every year or so the CIA comes out and says “yeh, we did that thing that local people thought we did at the time” and a bunch of Liberals say “wow, good thing the CIA doesn’t do that anymore” until 50 years later when the CIA admits they’re still doing it, then the cycle repeats.
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David Nir
3 days ago
This move by SCOTUS is deeply insulting. The district court gathered a massive amount of evidence in record time, and District Judge Jeffrey Brown wrote a careful 160-page opinion. Now a majority of justices have dispensed with it without even providing a full written opinion.
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Michael Hobbes
3 days ago
Back when she was a transit activist, Wilson organized a protest where people walked along this route and found it was faster than the bus. Take more lanes of traffic for buses please!
seattletransitblog.com/2025/07/12/r...
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10,000 Motivated BOSCH
3 days ago
Why Democrats Must Condemn "Be Gay / Do Crime"
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삐라따 PIRATA
3 days ago
Suited girls
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8647 Hat
3 days ago
Wife last night: Do we know any more about the shooter? Like why he did it or like what he was into. Me:
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🧚♀️
about 2 months ago
going to start using this one on the clock
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Ultima
3 days ago
Job interviewer asked where do I see myself in 5 years and had the gall to not like it when I answered “as a malewife”. This is why the job market is so fucked.
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zach
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Oliver Willis
3 days ago
the party of "a whole civilization will die tonight" fake-rending their garments over violent rhetoric is funnier than the entire history of saturday night live
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Panz
3 days ago
Ghosts of Desire 🍑
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Iron Spike
3 days ago
Remember when the final episode was about how they initiated runaway climate catastrophe via unrestrained capitalism, heralded by keystone species extinction that was handwaved away in the name of "progress" Then it was strongly implied they all died Ha ha ha
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Quest 64 Official
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Shit this isn’t for the kids, this is for me
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3 days ago
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petit burgo
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Jordan - Nice Mode
3 days ago
Pretty hypocritical to say this about an event you attended, buddy.
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onion person
3 days ago
they’re getting mad about depictions in film of killing actual fascists come on lol
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Rin Stedecore, Eva Stratt's #1 Defender 🔪
3 days ago
my god he's literally the meme
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Shepherd
3 days ago
Always post like it's gonna be read back to you in court, which means make sure it's the funniest shit you can imagine an opposition lawyer having to ask you to explain
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Super Penny Sunshine!! 🧡🐬🍉
3 days ago
TAke a look, y'all:
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
4 days ago
genuinely interesting that this guy is almost getting the ‘white man who killed his whole family’ cover photo treatment
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