CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.” SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.” CNN: “No, every day care is locked.” SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔 He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.

The MN GOP, including all candidates for governor, support masked men being able to walk into your kids daycare without identifying themselves while lying about enrolling fake children.

whatever happens to these fascists it will be better than they deserve

They want to wipe out almost a third of the country. It’s got nothing to do with illegal immigration. It’s white nationalism pure and simple. They’re fascists, and there’s no reason to doubt it.

The entire party and their supporters want unfettered access to kids genitals. It's more important to them than tax breaks. This isn't a joke post. They're using the full weight of the government to protect a cabal of pedophiles with the President right at the top. What else is there to say

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

Any show can be made into a Vince Gilligan style cut if you accidentally start it up in the last 5 minutes because that's where you left off last time

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

To love anything as much as the Democrats love listening to a guy being paid by nazis like Peter Thiel and Marcus Andreesen to tell them how to lose elections

"people dont want to live with people who fundamentally do not believe in human rights"

You really shouldn't lead off telling people about your relationship with saying "I'm dating a high school friend" because you sound really bad until the last word of that sentence

the tariffs are the best evidence we have that there's not a grand master plan and no larger machiavellian scheme, he's just really stupid

Starting to think that Trump Derangement Syndrome really does exist but only affects like 15% of his opposition tops

It's funny how every so often when someone makes a generalization about men as a gender ie men don't do housework, I occasionally get the knee jerk urge to be like "well I do housework regularly" before remembering that I transed my gender.

sam altman is just a sales guy with one goal: getting obscenely rich in silicon valley. his big thing previously was an app where you can find your friends on a map and after he sold it it turned out to have 500 users. he's not a stemlord he's just a run of the mill song and dance flim flam man

Out of curiosity, I just ran a few paragraphs from The Butchering Art through an AI checker and it got flagged: 88% AI. This book was released in 2017, and AI machines were subsequently trained off it. How many writers are getting flagged for AI because of the literal theft of their work(s)? Insane.

okay going by the tv show where the teenager coming out as gay has universal support in 1987 I’m starting to think people don’t know just how *recent* any level of societal acceptance was and that being under the age of 35 means you can’t process a time when it wasn’t a settled issue they will

This is why I don’t trust the "Never Trump" Bulwark guys. They’re perfectly comfortable with real people being harmed, so long as the harm comes via a process they can label “liberal democracy.”

this is going to result in a kid getting hurt or killed, or having to watch some CBP asshole black bag their daycare teacher because he's taking cues from racist scum on Twitter

If I weren't already in a relationship with the love of my life, I'd be fucking my way through wine mom ISIS

for dinner we're having my famous smoked weed

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

I do think the handwringing about the Kennedy Center boycott is at least a little bit the sublimated anxiety about the potential social consequences of elite capitulation under Trump II

For example if you fact-check a shitpost about JD Vance having fucked a couch it cements fucking couches as just part of who JD Vance is forever.

given how common the "you're the sole survivor of a spaceship crash on a hostile planet" story is in factory games, someone should make a reverse-factory game where you play as an alien tracking down and destroying colonizers who fall out of the sky and try to turn your planet into green tech cards

I keep getting fucking emails that my apartment complex has an option to put my rent on a line of credit. Demonic shit.

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

One of the best to ever do it

And what point is that? You guys are just as vague as the fascists lmao

It's fucking cracked that dudes 15 years ago were unironically calling each other gentlesir and calling women m'lady like it's fucked up to think about how every cringe redditor stereotype was once performed as a deliberate in-group signifier.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAND IT TO THIS NAZI BITCH ACTUALLY

When you say some top shelf authcom shit on here and you get liberal wine moms liking it

I dunno man I think at this point if I were a politician or public official in Israel's pocket because they have videos of me fucking kids, I'd oppose the genocide anyway and take my lumps in the court of public opinion for the whole childfucking thing. Then again I'll never be a pedo so who knows?

How about instead of "they go low, we go high" we can practice "they go low, we utilize our newfound vantage point to curb stomp them"

C'mon "anti authoritarians", you can't tell me the thought of Matt Walsh getting dragged screaming to a camp doesn't put a smile on your face.

I am convinced that Matt Yglesias just writes this stuff because he jacks off to getting yelled at and is chasing the dragon of his halcyon days at Vox

We're allowed to post like this because it's ineffectual. Try protesting American support of Israel and see how much freedom you have in this shithole. And you should try reading a history book that doesn't have a bigass eagle or Mt Rushmore on it because fascism has never been voted out.

People who sympathize with Palestine over Israel voted for Harris by a 25 point margin People who sympathize with Israel over Palestine voted for Trump by a 48 point margin. The competition is fierce but I think "Thanks, Dearborn" has to be the dumbest Dem scapegoating line in modern history

To love anything more than centrists love seeing two open Nazis fistfighting each other and then trying their damnedest to figure out which nazi is the good guy and which Nazi is the bad guy

It's already a dictatorship lmao what do you think electing more Schumers and Fettermans is gonna do?

Wedding Vows A Damning Chronicle Of How Much Bride Changed Herself For Groom https://theonion.com/wedding-vows-a-damning-chronicle-of-how-much-bride-changed-herself-for-groom/

Irix is the Irish version of latinx.

You’re right. It’s better to seize all your capital entirely Alexis

Bluesky might actually be a better brawl spot than the boer app because KamalaResister123 can actually get their feelings hurt by being called a fascist, unlike LoliGroyper1488 who bathes in vitriol even among friends.