I thoroughly enjoyed The Odyssey. But it just wasn’t woke enough. #theodyssey

Some are calling it the MAHA Blast

Watching SpaceX collapse below its IPO price.

Dang they really got a category for everything

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

I wish there was a way to make him listen to his own music.

Harry Chicken Sandwich Or Jack Brussels Sprouts

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

fuck him up wired

I definitely could have monetized this as a consultant for corporations who wanted to know what the president was thinking but instead I gave it all away for free to you, the public.

Sen. Ossoff: Tonight, Donald Trump, the world's most famous sore loser, will deliver a prime time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election.

what part of this constitutes the need for the "but" there

sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume.

Love how the government's trying to scapegoat Taco Bell but meanwhile everyone's all, "Nah, we've had Taco Bell diarrhea. This one's different."

no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is

“…and that comes with a side of french fries or explosive diarrhea”

20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.

Holy shit, I didn't even know he could sing!

Diarrhea For All...thank you mr president

They say books won’t change the world. Tell that to every colonizer who burned them. To every enslaved person who was punished for reading. Literacy is resistance. Literacy is liberation. The library is a battlefield.

Sometimes I think about all the Stormtroopers the ewoks ate.

I hate this game!

I, for one, am looking forward to the vibrant diarrhea; I’ll probably save untold millions on fiber supplements, coffee, and toilet paper. And in this economy, I consider that a W.

Our bones could be hollow. If so then what is actually inside them? The truth comes out on The Jim Haggerty Show. https://youtu.be/MXiq-s0QGgo

ICE is a menace to democracy and its murderous conduct should be soberly considered. But we should also recognize that these people are weak and sad and ought to be made fun of. Read more: www.theverge.com/policy/96430...

"The problem with aging is not that it’s one damn thing after another—it’s every damn thing, all at once, all the time." #booksky

He actively made the world worse for personal gain. He lied constantly. He screamed at a woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. He bragged about killing people in foreign countries. He betrayed his friends. He said and did a thousand awful things in the last 10 years. WHO IS THIS FOR?

"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure". ~ Clarence Darrow, 1932

Gonna tell my kids this was Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy.

I'm not even rooting against Argentina at this point I am rooting against FIFA

victory lapping on this one

“[Haaland] would love nothing more than to score another [goal] today.” He might prefer winning to a goal… England v Norway

Spain vs Belgium could be a banger. I’m pumped.

“Taco Bell makes me shit BETTER…” requires a lot of unpacking.

This is cool. Spurs have applied to install around 3,800 solar panels on the roof of their north London stadium. "The proposed 1.64MW system would give the ground a substantial source of on-site renewable electricity."

We’re not crying, you’re crying Guillermo Ochoa staying behind the final training session at the Azteca to hang up six pairs of gloves Each glove represents a World Cup he has played at for Mexico 🇲🇽 A legend.

I’m straight up not enjoying this France-Morocco match.

Hydration break #FraMar

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema

I haven’t been this pro-France since the Iraq war. #fifaworldcup

Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does

How strong is that fan?!?

when you’ve just seen mitch mcconnell

I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.

You telling me a guy who isn’t into no means no isn’t taking no for an answer?

"I think of catastrophes great and small. I think of my own. I think of fresh catastrophes and of those that have had time to take shape." #booksky

Talked with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today...

My favorite over the past 24 hours is the type of far-left guy who has his arms crossed over his chest, clearly pissed, and is like: "Well, they had BETTER choose someone just like Platner to replace him." Babe, that's not how this works. This ain't a restaurant. There is no menu present.