“Hey bro, how’d you get so swole?” “Stopped eating everything except protein Doritos.”

Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.

Pam Bondi testified to Congress the right way. by Ezra Klein

The gender-charged responses to this make me rather queasy.

All coward, no lion.

It can’t go without saying that the fist trump administration’s single greatest achievement (and hands down of the top 5 greatest achievements by any modern presidency) was operation warp speed which gave us Moderna’s Covid-19 vaccine.

My conundrum: mute mentions of “KH farts” or search the term so I can block the hate-filled misogynists at their source?

That’s what’s up.

“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.

Riddle me this: Who is the hamburger helping?

I know I am typing this on a device that has access to all the world’s knowledge, but they should be forced to constantly explain the rules of curling on the TeeVee while I am watching Olympic curling.

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

LMAOOO

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

This!

How on earth did the New York Times not know that was sugar cane on Benito’s set. My god. More than a million Puerto Ricans live in New York! Might be good to have someone on staff who understands their history!

Watching The Muppets, my heart was warmed because there will always be muppets as long as there are fans, like Seth Rogen, who want to bring it back. Then I got worried that maybe his (and mine) is the last generation of fans… until it ended and my son said, “again?”

Everyone is saying “now it’s baseball season” or “time for the nba playoffs.” But I’m saying, “I can’t wait to read this biography of Billy Preston.” #booksky #musicsky

It’s possible Bad Bunny has no idea who Elvis Costello is, and it’s probable that Elvis Costello only just learned Bad Bunny’s name. But they share something that’s separated by 49 years and it’s not a use of stage names.

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you ca’n’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.” #booksky

You’re the closest person to me on this map, and therefore I now follow you. I’m excited to see if we’re the same. @curtkipp.bsky.social

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

I’m calling it: Seahawks in 5.

Post your favorite “Lord Of The Rings” character. Muppet answers only.

I hope one day this loser gets a life, just so his parents don’t have to cry themselves to sleep every night.

“Bad Bunny’s performance isn’t just the story of the ascendancy of a single performer, or of one genre,” Noah Shachtman writes. “It’s the sign of something bigger still. America’s pop culture is today multilingual, polycultural and international at its very core.”

I did some work for an organization that was investigating RFK’s ballot access program and I traveled around the country meeting his volunteers. And I can tell you firsthand, they’re more likely to be giving each other high-powered colonics than watch the Super Bowl today.

This is the most corrupt administration of all time, and everybody knows it.

Some people just happen to live at times and in places where history is made. And, Georgia, this year, once again, that’s us.

Me: how would you feel if I rooted for Seattle? Wife: bad. I would feel bad. You’re gonna root for them in our stadium? I don’t care what stupid bet you’re making. M: I just hate the patriots. W: You can root for everyone to have a good time or a bad time, but not the Seahawks. M: bad time it is.

Probably gonna be doing a doobie brothers-mine Macdonald thing for the Super Bowl today. Not 100% on that. Gonna take this minute by minute.

It only took them 12 months to build massive concentration camps all over the USA. You’d think there would be more uproar, but no. No one cares unless it’s in their backyard.

An interesting thing about the New York Knicks is that they seem to be either incapable of or disinterested in playing any amount of defense.

Nobody should be reposting the image Trump posted of the Obamas. And if they do they, they should be ashamed and will be blocked.

"it’s never enough just to be at a place—anyone can do that. The trick is to know where you are." #booksky

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

Wtf are the Wizards doing? What drunk is in charge of them? Are they trying to actually compete with the federal government for worst run organization in DC?

Crockett: "Now my colleagues want to be the protectors of girls & women. I didn't hear them screaming this when Renee Good was killed in the middle of the street by the same people the vast majority of you just voted to give more money to. It was a lot of crickets, including about the Esptein files"

Same.

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“A few days ago, sunspot 4366 didn't exist. Now it is a behemoth almost half the size of the great Carrington sunspot. Rapid growth is making the sunspot unstable. It has unleashed dozens of solar flares in past 24 hours, including a powerful X8-class flare” www.spaceweather.com

“It’s difficult to imagine how this employee believed it was acceptable to reveal details of the West Wing Super Bowl party to Vance despite being sworn to secrecy,” said a source within the White House

Well how about that? Kamala Harris is not in the Epstein files. #SheShouldBePresidentNow

“The aroma of infatuation, the perfume of the forbidden…DOJ is proud to unveil its new signature Jeffrey Epstein fragrance, Crave by Jeff,” Attorney General Pam Bondi said at a press conference

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.