Today I was biking on the cultural trail and saw a guy in a Tesla on Mass Ave eating a plate of noodles while driving, I don’t even know what to say to that.

my demands are simple, mr. bond

Good delivery drivers are a menace. They park literally anywhere, double parking, blocking entrances, sidewalks, and bike lanes because they’re in a hurry, only to wait 20 minutes inside because the order isn’t ready.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

*shakily removing glasses*

He is inevitable

gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

Tool covered “Hand Of Doom” at Black Sabbath’s big farewell show www.stereogum.com/2314253/watc...

The slo-mo replays of Tyrese Haliburton’s devastating injury will continue until morale improves.

Where can I request that they stop showing the Halliburton injury?

If we are do something idiotic like start a war with Iran, I’m really annoyed that I’m stuck at work when it starts instead of really, really drunk at home

It is the MIDDLE OF JUNE. Game Five of a tied and competitive NBA Finals is tonight. A dominant, defending Stanley Cup champion will attempt to complete a repeat tomorrow night. A significant MLB mid-season trade just happened 12 hours ago. Yet here we are.

I can’t compete with this

The Pacers are completely incapable of playing a boring game.

I'm not saying no but I think I'd like to find out who the two people are first.

Lol

Had to have been an awkward phone call to tell the boss that she misplaced the kickback money.

Caught a little nature today at the (free!) Garfield Park Conservatory, plus some bonus Chihuly sculptures. Then ate the most delicious tacos at a Mexican/Colombian fusion place nearby. Chicago remains the very best.

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country "...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."

remembering now that this wasn’t even the first time Tate demeaned the whole concept of “eating food” in general, which makes for an ironically very similar ethos to the kind of eating disorder content marketed towards women

Elon salutes this.

Oh shit, so she's gonna challenge him for the Senate seat and finish tied for fifth place??

Still one of my most popular ones from the other place.

School play gets canceled for "inappropriate content". In response students write [REDACTED], their own anti-censorship play skewering the school district, sells out performances, and ultimately takes gold at the Lenaea High School Theatre Festival. www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...

so many time machines are going to arrive at a hospital nine months from now

Saying DEI with the hard R

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

elon musk is scheduled to throw out the first pitch at your favorite baseball team's opening day while wearing a t shirt from your favorite band in his ongoing effort to insert himself into and singularly ruin every aspect of your life

Dear Mexico, Canada, Panama, and Europe: 100 percent tariffs on Tesla.

From the reports I've read, the USAID people were following the law, preventing DOGE from viewing classified material they didn't have clearance to see. Musk calling this criminal" means that Musk thinks the law is what he says it is.

Trying to imagine a world in which Democrats blamed 9/11 on George W. Bush’s faith-based initiative

There are no websites that you visit anymore. Either you see a headline on social media and don’t click or you try to order a sandwich and it makes you download an app and tell it the last four digits of your social security number for Pepperoni Points

“Residual ham material,” and even more evocative phrases from USDA inspections of Boar’s Head plants:

I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012. Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place. A thread.

Criswell: Firefighter for 12 years, Desert Storm veteran, head of NYC emergency management, confirmed to lead FEMA unanimously Clyde: gun shop owner who sued IRS, rode that fight to Congress in 2020 in a blood-red Georgia district One of them has a career based on identity politics, all right.

[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what

Must be terrifying knowing that someone who you’ve never met has the power to destroy your life