every 4th I remember this video and watch it on loop for a while as a soothing ritual

Mr. Gorbachev, poop on pig balls

i don't give a fuck about the founding fathers. i just want to "find" someone's "father" in my ass

It's time

Whoever finds fingers on the ground tonight receives a year of good luck. Whoever loses their fingers tonight receives two years of good luck

I'm watching the US coverage with some friends, and one of the commentators just said "there's an old saying: if you're gonna come at the king, you gotta kill him" THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAYING

just popped my ult on a customer

The user "Ass Gulper" just appeared on my family (with kids!) Disney+ today. Yes, the profile picture is Baby Yoda. Not! Funny!

You fight well. If I may, I would like to enlist your help; meet me at Camp Awesome when you get the chance.

This will be a thread of tips for people suffering through their first god-awful heat wave with no or subpar AC. I'm a perpetually broke Southern Californian so my ideas run cheap.

@joebiden Do something !!

It is time, for a fireworks thread

Fill your garage with Hogwater.

Can I Get A Pack Of Evil Fucking Marlboro Smooths

"I'm very evil" the killer said darkly

Mitch McConnell is dead.

Ra’s might really is incredible.

Does anyone know that song that goes "bwamp. bwomp, in the sit -- ayyyyyyyy" (does NOT say bwamp bwomp, it's the cadence)

Bro. Please Watch My Masturbation

Time for my quarterly Superhell endorsement

One of these days I'm gonna become a friend to others

hang on let me get my magnifying glass, deerstalker hat and smoking pipe

Surfing with the shiny ass Alien

A lot of good stuff can happen to you when you don’t leave the house or talk to anyone

Crab Man saved my life. Crab Man Saved My Life

They Not Like Bug Official Parody Song - They Not Like Us Bug Parody Song FUNNY

i can’t believe i crave human connection, that’s so disgusting

Chasing you it's Pumba

My timid ass could never have qualms

Saying good morning is the moderate position

It’s extremely good. My new favorite podcast

alright thanks

the weekend lowkey rules

Concocting a nasty brew. Idgaf

It must feel so good to be working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 31,1962

Smiling is a human right

hawk tuah

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

keep on pogging in the free world chat

Last night was Joyscape: Happiness's Recrudescence

The world's smallest penis is 0.38 inches long. Second smallest? 5 inches

TRUMP ON IRAN SHIP ATTACK: THEY CAN'T DO THAT STUFF

At least hear me out before you decide to end my life.

Had a dream that a beautiful woman was very briefly outside my car

I have a sick twisted view of life and I don't even give a flying fuck.....

Wait! They don't love you like I love you!