I'm already out of the loop. Not chimed in. Under a rock. I know nothing of the Trump Poop Plane other than those three words

After Effects should detect when someone puts the Wiggle effect on an image for a YouTube video and automatically explode their computer

this thumbnail feels like fetish art philosophically

Gsus

I think restricting my phone to like six apps and forcing myself to use a computer to do anything else was a very good decision

happy holiday to those who observe

This app is actually so neat

Band-aid removal instructions: Steel your mind

Heard someone refer to ChatGPT as "Chat" earlier. How are they on first name basis. What's going on there

There are so many more flavors of vitamin water than there were even three years ago. Never kill yourself

we cannot reopen the government until the leaders of antifa agree to return the thousands of POW/MIAs lost in portland

how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

You expect pansexuals to care about twenty horses going buckwild?

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

You didn't see this??

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Arm Wrestling

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Poster I made for the Great Midwest Crane Fest!

Drugs shall be 9999999999999999999999999 times cheaper

And I stand unshaken amidst the Fashion World

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I remember all the 8 year olds were chanting "layaways layaways" all the time. The kids loved the layaways and the smiling face slashing prices

"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?" - the President of the United States of America www.kgw.com/article/news...

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

Trump sends national troops to Portland to crack down on artisanal burger shops

meanwhile hakeem jeffries: "donald trump is the wrong man to run this war against the city of portland"

not true

I've been formatting a 512GB drive to fat32 for the past 999 hours

From the newly released Epstein docs submitted to congress "Elon musk to island Dec. 6"

Donald Trump: I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart

Unfollow me now if you hate the way it feels to be immersed in unimaginable magic

Oh, that darn Mister Genocide... always a showman! Little rascal

Ibuprofen causes that thing where two people are walking towards each other and both try to go either left or right at the same time

Kash Patel rolls worst evidence fabrication ever, asked to accept pay raise

This is huge: “A drug that provides near-perfect protection against H.I.V. with shots just twice a year will be made available at $40 per patient annually in low- and middle-income countries, offering new hope… making lenacapavir a realistic choice in countries with constrained resources.”

Why is it always carved bullet casings, did they release a Case Engraver Pro recently or what

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

Geez I wonder what he means by "you're destroying your heritage". I wonder what that's about

I keep thinking that staffers in the White House have a bet as to what is the stupidest/most ridiculous “fact” they can “mention” around him and then see in a press briefing later that day.

genuinely crying at this one

Saw this on marketplace and started blushing

Can think of two things wrong with this so-called grasshopper