Ordered a product 🎉

come now, it might all work out fine

Awwwww

buying stuff you can’t afford is totally fine if it’s really nice though

Visiting my family at the sludge chamber

They're putting me in the sludge chamber

these are in order mjjii.com/books i haven’t completed all these books, just skimmed all of them at least. i’ve completed everything up to bridgman. i plan to update that list later with some i’m planning etc. and resources mjjii.com/resources

Borzoi

important message i want to pass along about the creamy pint addiction - please watch if you, like many, are still slugging back 4-6 creamy pints a day 👇

just remembered boobs. we're gonna be okay

They're analyzing me through a rhetorical lens later

Retiring to my bonus room for the evening

Alien species that minmaxed space travel so they have no idea what a wheel is

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

Had a dream featuring the sitcom "The Santa's Thrills" with Little Richard in a Santa outfit being chased and having antics with the Harry and the Henderson's sasquatch

Hilarious Boy is in the Epstein Files

I am afraid of phone calls

crawling in the big ass desert Must ... get ... German fastback sedan...

How do I hide my chudjak lines

You can imagine the type of guy to take a "mythology of rape" class and how pastel their shorts are

He's stomping his feet to trick worms into thinking it's raining so they'll surface and he can eat them. Here's the thing though: it's actually raining

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

Day 2 of #febugary2026 ! One of my fav beetles the Flat Clown Beetle 🪲

reclining is the rich man's slouching

Downtown Bugsville

Leaving the divorce proceedings without custody and you have to drive this home

Interview tip: quake in fear

Damn i remember some big lawsuits of broadcasters over editing of events showing WH figures

Interview tip: store chicken biscuit material inside of your cheeks to snack up on the fly; if they ask to have some too, you have to do it

Labubu has passed away

Interview tip: press B to spin away opponents

Interview tip: a cane or intricate stick may increase your perceived wiseness, a soft skill

horse

All up in spunch bob' shit rhetorically speaking

Follow me on my journey through The Muck

hello I show tram again

Scientists should feed fungus a McGriddle and record how loud it screams

artwork from the month of January

Going to the beach with my sopping wet friends

*Epstein voice* Let me sift through these freaking crazy documents real quick...

Some of the drinks and names of things at Starbucks are weird to me. #ImSorryForBeingWhite #WhiteApology

Critics did not respond well to Rocket Power, claming that it was too "fucking badass" and "sick as hell"

Groundhogs can't even see... that's the real fucked up thing. They can only smell seasons...

Losing objects professionally has ruined my love of losing objects recreationally

I get paid $12/hr to lose my items

Someone should pay me to lose items

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Epstein's greatest accomplishment: making a guy a Simpsons

𝕃𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕞𝕤? 𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖝𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖎𝖝𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖇𝖎𝖔~~ 💎👑🌋☠️⚰️ 👇👇👇