succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

friendly reminder that is still unethical to buy or own a tesla, yes even you, yes that's very easy for me to say because I was smart enough to not buy one

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

There will be no AGI, there will be no colonization of mars and no robot helpers, not made by any of these people, because they don’t make anything, they manipulate stocks and build houses of cards with shell corporations

Weapon Swap Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

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DHS Agent: he was killed with a Taco, so your sandwich squad doesn't have the jurisdiction Benson.

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

[on twitter] Pepe_von_Ribbentropf420: the election of zohran mamdani is like if 9/11 happened in new york MegaHitlerW00T: it's all over. he's going to send us to the gender camps. all is lost Fourteen_words_get_in_the_robot-shinji69: time to die [biting down on estrogen capsule]

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

Oh no Rudy's gonna do another 9/11

I've always loved this anecdote from Mira Nair, filmmaker and mother of Zohran Mamdani, about pitching a studio exec on MISSISSIPPI MASALA (1991) and being told he'd only fund it if it had more white people "I said, 'Well, all the waiters in this film will be white. Of that, I can promise you.'"

GAY!

Ermahgerd pachnelephalosaurus.

I urge that people should <REDACTED> Stephen for his support of fucking Natzis.

1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution. The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵

"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over

"All the bad bitches want Free Palestine" Sticker seen in Seattle

Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying The aristocrats

inspired by @dialacina.com

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

(speaking into wrist) it’s time

The guy who got famous betting against the housing market in 2007 just before that bubble burst - played by Christian Bale jn “The Big Short” - just wagered $1 billion on the collapse of the AI boom. www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

Nearly twenty years after the last film in the franchise, Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are returning for a new sequel to THE MUMMY.

I want to be extremely fucking clear that you don’t get world-class writing and reporting on marginalized communities without HIRING MEMBERS OF THOSE COMMUNITIES TO DO IT

"No hell is hot enough or eternal enough for Dick Cheney"

"Bury him face down." This barn burner of an obit might feel hyperbolic to people who entered the world in the wake of 9/11; it's not. Cheney was one of the architects of today's American Christian conservatism. He was directly responsible for millions of deaths. Salt the earth where he's buried.

Good news everyone!

I remember a guy who could've and should've been happy as an indie musician and podcaster. But then he caught main character syndrome and became Bean Dad.

Wild that the Godzilla series doing weird math stuff with the titles was not the one from Hideaki Anno.

So lets go for 7.... 1. has to be India, since they've done it in Canada. 2. lets go with Iran 3. Israel, they did it in Munich 4. China. 5. Australia. I'm ASIO has disappeared someone. 6. Russia. Their whole fall out a window thing has been done here. 7. USA. The CIA loves that shit.

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

Absolutely amazing: they've got so much solar in Australia that they need more people to use more of it, so the gov't has instructed energy retailers to offer *at least three hours of free power* during the middle of the day. Meanwhile fossil-addled US struggles with an energy-price crisis ...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less about what's going on?

New awareness campaign

Picard should've done hard time (in New Zealand with Tom Paris) after Wolf 359.

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

Your regular reminder that the number of trans kids using puberty blockers to delay puberty is tiny, and the vast majority of prescriptions for the medication in children and adolescents are used to delay precocious puberty in cisgender kids.