man it's gonna be a long summer

genderfluid is stored in the balls

just got the results back from my therapist and its a lab report that says "youre fucked up" and "omg what the hell is wrong with you"

GET HYPE

oh shit the SD card has video lol

buttocks

willy! bsky.app/profile/ihav...

amazon should come up with a new thing where instead of prime same day delivery, they open up the local warehouse and you can just go in and walk around and find the things youre interested in, but they can group them into rooms of similar suggested items on that theme... call it a mall

Not gonna be a very Whiskey Friday...

Boston:

imagine a toilet that was so big and so filled with shit, and the only way out was to swim deeper and deeper until you find the king turd and he upgrades your diarrhea to do aoe and your pee to slice through steel

The United States - White Supremacist Oligarchy to White Supremacist Oligarchy in 250 Years

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

they should do a star trek movie with an obese Chris Pine in a girdle

So not only did TN Republicans strip Memphis of representation, Speaker Sexton is also stripping Dems of committees for protesting it. Watch fascism work. www.wsmv.com/2026/05/12/m...

Ending Reconstruction before hanging every Confederate was a mistake

BREAKING: SCOTUS acts immediately on Alabama redistricting, vacating earlier decisions blocking the 2023 map and sending cases back to the district court — over the objection of Sotomayor, joined by Kagan and Jackson. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

No, Aaron. I get you’re in a tough spot, but I cannot permit you to run from this.

pardon me, can i use your restroom to take a big messy shit?

who really likes long walks on the beach? be honest that shit is boring and tiring

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Hey man, you need to stop taking my fucking videos, cropping off my handle, splicing it with other clips (which you presumably also stole), and then slapping your name on it. It’s one thing to download my TikTok and post it instead of just sharing here, but we’re hitting lawyer territory here.

folks, the idea is out there. Virginia Democrats are talking about it. this could happen. gift link to the NYT: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/10/u...

My suggestion is for every person of color in Tennessee to vote with their dollars. Boycott mass transit. Have a mass sick day every week. Only buy from non white businesses. And if those businesses employ white employees, fire them. Make Tennessee pay.

i have hantavirus :(

im batman

this is a little complicated but something i wonder about is how lobbying evolves if MAGA is successful in gaming redistricting and elections to produce an unbeatable majority. go with me: in general corporate lobbying might entail a bill, lets say to deregulate an industry.

the bluesky moderators are persecuting good posters

Sridhar (@radishharmers) was the one who invited me to Bluesky when this was still a closed app!Insane work to get rid of him, he might be the best poster alive lol

daredevil born again finale Fisk was peak, legit terrifying villain

i still want aaron rodericks fucking fired he shouldn't be close to a trust & safety job even less, he shouldn't be on the internet he's not a safe person to be around

Sean Connery taking it doggystyle “You’re the dog now, man!”

happy star wars day

oh cool just saw a news flash about hantavirus on a cruise ship. maybe they should try peptides or raw milk?

the entire music video of Bowie and Jagger "Dancin in the Street" except the chorus is "Jacking Off With Feet"

put a fucken sphere in there with a futuristic sunset, a pyramid and a motherfucken grid

“Does not hesitate to get gangsta when necessary” has me crawling out of my skin MILLENNIALS, WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS

Announcement: chat jipiti

Forget matcha and Dubai chocolate. TikTok’s trendiest food right now is beans.

inventing a new type of Gary Busey called Barry Goosie

getting tired of my own dumb bullshit lol ill never believe what ive done this time

𝙶𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚍

BREAKING: NEWS,

wow, did not know that Trent Reznor has 6 kids? im so out of the loop

im sorry

oceans are now battlefields, bitch

FRODO FUCKS