I've waited 3 years to make this post

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

EXCLUSIVE: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will be sworn in as mayor on midnight on January 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station, saying that he sees the venue as a symbol for the aims of his upcoming administration.

As a Buddhist, seeing Brennan Lee Mulligan aggressively pushing for mukbang scares me.

there's a nationwide penny shortage

it was me Putin you fuckaas bitch

I think you should be able to shoplift cheap or small things at the store, the amount of time it saves at the checkout makes it a break even [img="norman_rockwell_freespeech.jpg"]

me watching everyone elses incredibly witty posts go viral and I can't think of anything more good

What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote? mine is: "Avatars.... Assemble."

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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

why does the oven say piss…

looks like Charlie Kirk... 😏 ...chose the wrong Turning Point 😎

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

time to go off grid

this is what some of you look like in your chore coats

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

fuck this fucking phony fuck, he voted to acquit in the first impeachment, claimed to be never trump for the clout and never voted against him.

we're building large ships, they're very large, big, the largest ever, two of them or maybe 25, and hopefully we will never have to use them

has there ever been a porn actor with the stage name Norman Cockwell?

I am one of the dumbest people I know and it's not even close

accidental renaissance

Landman is the strangest superhero show I have seen, they don't even show him using his powers

wut

FIRE GIVES NO FUCKS

have you heard the Good News

HEY EVERYBODY JUST YOUR HOURLY REMINDER THAT THIS GUY SUCKS SMASH THAT LIKE AND RESKEET IF YOU THINK THIS GUY SUCKS LETS GET THIS TRENDING WORLD WIDE 🚨🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 #HESUCKS

I've discovered the big secret spoiler about the Stranger Things show..... it's STUPID

Do people who drink eggnog know it’s reindeer semen?

now everyone knows you people been jerking off!

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

welp

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

you've jacked your last off

behold

you have been visited by the money mushroom. repost for a prosperous new year

“So, Nick, what kind of dog do you have?” “She’s a werewolf.” “Yeah, haha, that’s O SWEET JESUS -“

man my brain was just worthless today. get your shit together pal

I've watched The Chair Company twice now and I'm pretty sure I've gotten down to the bottom of what it's all about....

no, it's like a new, nicer Wendy's called Carvers, and it has ham.

MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man

there is ample evidence that I am losing my fucking mind

lou diamond phillips is coming back in a major way

OMG SNOOPY IS REAL

IN MY PANTS!

IN MY PANTS!

were ngmi