friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

the futurological congress is the novel im always thinking of, AI is going to "reimagine" us in beautiful lives while the world rots around us

Rob Schneider Says Jimmy Kimmel’s Wife ‘Ruined’ Him — While His Own Wife Just Left Him https://www.inbella.com/1529415/rob-schneider-says-jimmy-kimmels-wife-ruined-him-while-his-own-wife-just-left-him/ Rob Schneider has a theory about what went wrong with Jimmy Kimmel. Whether that theory holds …

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

A very Ominous Whiskey Fridays the 13th with Tony Dokoupil to you cats

guys guys guys the MtG buttcrack guy is a pro wrestler now 🤼

listen up, ok, are you guys listening? trans people need to START DRIVING TRUCKS. it’s gonna take some work, but it will absolutely ruin a huge piece of the fragile masculinity that conservatives have. drive trucks. put big tires on them. get a lift kit. fly the trans flag from the tail gate.

You bolt awake in Los Angeles. It is 1998. The wrong NewsRadio actor is about to die, and only you can set things right.

*lowers self into lava* Younger self- "Are you doing that to preserve the timeline?" Future self- "lol no"

Marg’bar Blusky

Blusky is not for the weak. If you can read this you are one of the strongest people I have known and I salute you 🫡

man I was really cooking with this one,

he's getting vaccinated!

groimes the takeoff rejected me,

man, ALF had a body count,

kids, AI slop isn't cool. just say no.

elevated threats of terrorist attacks on Conan O Brien,

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I LOVE SCOTCH

Pizza made out of tortilla

why is doctor doom such an asshole

oh well, as long as it's not about regime change, cant figure out why these people aren't grateful,

this is great news. we need a hostile, terrifying Cinderellas castle for the new era of blood and slaughter, so the kids dont get pussified. Joe Biden made Disney gay. /s

BOHICA

The seahorse is a fucked up kind of fish

Iran will never recover from being called "The Loser of the Middle East"

Sex hotel where the prostitutes are cosplaying would generate a stupid amount of revenue. We all know Peach and Samus would be the popular ones, but I bet there's a few people out there ready to drop a year's worth of pay to get fucked by Wario.

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It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil

wishing all mufos a very Whiskey Fridays with Tony Doukopil

hey remember that trend a few years ago where every person on planet earth was legally required to do a tiktok reel to the "hellcat this a SRT" song clip? what was that about anyway

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Kash Patel bragging on twitter about needing the help of the French to arrest someone, loser

tf you call me bitch?

so the endgame seems to be to draw Iran into attacking a NATO member and invoking Article 5. if NATO responds, it's world war. if NATO doesn't respond, the US is out of NATO. Russia will be poised to act.

amen,

skin hurts

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"now is the time for these people to rise up and take their country back!" "oh you mean like a socialist revolution?" "oh no wait, that's not what it means. here is a short list of acceptable candidates,"

oh cool we're at war, I'm drunk on a Friday night and that's grand

I am twelve

when you're a very real and authentic DNC-loyal blue wave account, you have 1,000+ followers but rarely score one like on your posts or replies, and your bio is Gardening, pottery

The sailors on the USS Gerald Ford who keep stuffing their t-shirts into the toilets so the bathrooms flood and the carrier can’t deploy to Iran should be awarded a collective Nobel Peace Prize