It must be so cool to know that your congressional representative will never do a single thing to improve your life unless you already have $100 million, and sees his job as a lifetime appointment whose duties amount to getting extremely upset about TV and doing a bunch of sweaty posts about it.

Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."

Tough night for Pats fans. Zero points scored, halftime show wasn't in English, and your best player’s last name is “Gonzalez“

Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays

Here's the Dropkin shot that knocked all three of Sweden's stones out and the final shot for Sweden... No sound (don't make me get into it)

If you feel a Super Bowl overdose coming on, just reach for a copy of Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk by Ben Fountain. It will fix you right up. All the things that sports culture gets wrong about bravery, heroism and what it means to be a man, Ben Fountain gets right. 

what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like

Me just learning there are power plays in curling: can't waste the power play.

Our opinion page published a guest piece on Lindsey Vonn that was misogynistic trash. I had thoughts.

I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors. Great work everyone.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

the thing is the Gateway funding is just not something that can be negotiated on. it's our money. it's appropriated. attempting to trade it for something after it's been appropriated is merely acknowledging that the grounds for freezing it are wholly fictitious. in a sane world, it's impeachable.

Not really breaking news here on Bluesky, but "line must go up" is literally the root of every single problem we have! It's why everything fucking sucks now. More so than ever.

BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Me every morning in this fucking country

New Jersey goal! Scored by Nico Hischier with 04:18 remaining in the OT period. Assisted by Dawson Mercer. New Jersey: 3 Nashville: 2 #NSHvsNJD #NJDevils #Smashville

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1780

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Lenni Hameenaho scores for the New Jersey Devils on a wrist shot (11:58 remaining in the the 1st period). #NJDevils

this morning I got up and decided to write about fascism. between that moment and hitting publish ICE killed another person in the streets mattufford.com/2026/01/24/t...

Holy fuck I do not want an ai summary of my email thread at the top of the page by default. 1) I know how to read, and 2) I would rather spend my time READING THE ACTUAL FUCKING EMAIL

this is how teenagers dress now btw

Caleb already had his version of Montana to Clark. He’s moved on to uncharted territory

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering. And yet, they did. Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.

How did he know?

FOOTBALL!!!

BULLY BALL Kyle Monangai bowling over dudes

Checking in on the Florida Panthers tonight

hockey girl is right

Bowie in the early 2000s (2003?) about America First

The government is taking people who’ve done everything the right way, and who go to every appointment and fill out every piece of paperwork and abducting and hauling them to Texas and making them start the whole process over again

Fuck off with your posturing doomerism. Go live in the woods if you don’t think anything matters.

Flashbangs burn hotter then lava. They've caused serious burns, severed hands, and even killed. *That's* what ICE just tossed into a car full of kids. Here's our investigation from 2015, by @juliaangwin.com: www.propublica.org/article/flas...

Let's stage a social media Sports Blackout on Tuesday, January 20th from 2 PM to 6 PM in solidarity with the Free America Walkout. ➡️ No sports posts ➡️ Raise awareness of the protest instead ➡️ Encourage folks to get off line and take action! www.freeameri.ca

Steelers fans now: Had to happen. Long past time. I’d rather have a season truly suck than have another year of 10-7 like this. Steelers fans 3 weeks into the season that actually sucks:

Many of you seem pretty excited about an Aaron Rodgers retirement announcement, and I get it. But let's just see how you feel when he's sworn in as HHS deputy secretary in like three months.

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

it is absolutely WILD that I was a huge Aaron Rodgers fan for like 15 years, and now because of his YouTube algorithm I’m waiting anxiously to retweet screencaps of his face as he gets strip-sacked

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

the computer used to have its own room, a place of reverence. look what happened we when let it leave that room

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍