this is the perfect illustration of why it’s so important to learn a field’s jargon

I’m taking a break from gaming. Here’s my attempt at explaining why.

my contribution to the discourse:

oh hi, we're opening for submissions tomorrow, Friday 9/5! 200 cap & we'll stay open until filled. mark ur calendars 👇

if you are physically inactive you can qualify for the Covid vaccine

People who eat Penn Station sushi at 9:30 am — what is happening in your life? What brought you to this point?

I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability

Primary all of these freaks

Me after playing the intro section of Donkey Kong Bananza

why does he sit like this 😭😭😭

We had the clues all along

The same company that's buying CBS (and needs Trump's approval to do so) is also trying to buy Bari Weiss' website. It's a political decision.

I’m done wishing for Diddy Kong Racing to come to virtual console — time to bring them to Mario Kart World

when will they add labubu to fortnite

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There’s this weird incongruity where support of Palestine is something only online leftists care about and therefore it’s not worth the Democratic Party adopting into their campaigning but also support of Palestine was a big enough roadblock to lose the election and that’s online leftists’ faults

New Story Day!!!! I’ve been submitting to Milk Candy Review since 2019, and today my new flash piece, Maybe Someday I’ll Stop Writing About A House On The Border Of A Swamp, comes out!!!! Proud of the weird little meta flash piece :) milkcandyreview.home.blog/2025/07/10/m...

Amazon’s prime day profits are down 41%. To celebrate, until midnight you can get 41% off anything in our store with code 41% at malarkeybooks.com/store

if you like this essay, preorder SLOPPY, coming out in just 19 days! it’s just like this but much more about alcoholism! tinyurl.com/PreorderSloppy

In my veins

Publish a fucking story on how many fans he gained worldwide and how many albums he sold. They want us to think that being against genocide will ruin you, but it doesn't.

Switch 2 has arrived and I am ready to live my Moo Moo Meadows fantasy

Our statement in response to the Supreme Court ruling in Mahmoud v Taylor. Image thread with alt text. 1/4

People are gonna get really weird about Bruce Springsteen after the Nebraska biopic aren’t they

I'm going to query agents with a graphic novel pitch, found-family fantasy, about an orphan with trauma who learns that he still deserves to be loved, a warrior woman who grows to love him, and a young girl witch learning her craft. And when they inevitably say yes to that, I'll send them BERSERK

Zohran Mamdani can lower housing costs by getting everyone who jets between New York and the South of France to leave the city for good

Zohran Mamdani's shocked American pundits by running on a platform that provided an alternative to Trump, the Democrats catering to him (hello, Newsom), and misogynist Andrew Cuomo. his economics-first campaign stridently protected trans rights as Dems largely refuse to. me on his win @teenvogue.com

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

He's been doing this for YEARS and not in front of cameras. That's why it comes off as authentic because it's true to what he's been doing all along.

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

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what an embarrassing time to be a right wing adult convert to catholicism lmao

Democratic Debate II: The Large Yellow Ribbon Strikes Back

I’ve seen a lot of “the left is blowing this race by uniting behind a socialist like Zohran” takes but not enough “the establishment/center is blowing this race by uniting behind a sexual harasser/corrupt weirdo like Cuomo” takes

Trigun is the inverse of Cowboy Bebop Trigun is a space western about a guy whose affable himbo demeanor belies the fact that he's incredibly capable Bebop is a space western about a team of people whose incredibly cool style masks the fact they all fucking suck at their job

Wrote about my first 24 hours with the Switch 2. Whatever you think the Switch 2 is, it is.

My first book, the short story collection THE IRIDESCENTS, is available for pre-order! I’m super excited for this weird queer prism of tales to burst out into the world. Available direct from the distributor here (or wherever books are sold): www.tamupress.com/book/9781680...

"The people who don't feel safe are young women, mothers, and grandmothers around Andrew Cuomo." — NYC mayoral candidate Michael Blake answering a debate question about subway safety

Moderator: You’re a socialist. Will Trump target you? Zohran Mamdani: Trump will target anyone. He’s targeted his collaborator, Mayor Eric Adams. I am Donald Trump’s worst nightmare. I am a progressive, immigrant, Muslim who believes in what I say.

These moderators are fighting for their lives my god

From the New York Times, a 5 part podcast ignoring their own role in fomenting a moral panic targeting trans youth.

Not me spiraling out over this scene in the Queen’s Gambit

Stop. Buying. Harry. Potter. Products.

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

Love that Clair Obscur has allowed me to live out my dream of fighting mimes.

Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.

Remember him... this Easter

Wanderstop is about burnout, yes, but it’s also about injury. Here’s me on ambition, pain, recovery, and stillness, in the game and in life. I’m proud of how this piece turned out, and I hope you’ll enjoy it.