Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.

Oh. This is catastrophic. Fuck.

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

And suddenly, I am a Knicks fan.

Today on onemorerun.blog, I ask: Is running a podcast game? The answer is yes, and it made me reflect on my distaste for the concept as a whole, and what that says about my relation to media and attention.

What a beautiful way to share people's history.

I promise you this is a bad game and you don’t want it even if they paid you

can i leave heaven once in there? If not, is it just a fancy prison?

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Today, April 20th, 2026 is the 20th Anniversary of the release of Mother 3 in Japan. It has yet to be officially localized in any language.

“We’re friends you say we’re knives sometimes making the little hurt noise loners make” @bidoofaloof.bsky.social in Twisted Tongue Press twistedtonguepress.com/issue-2/essa...

I have a new piece out with Twisted Tongue Press, built out of dialogue from one of my favorite games ✨

Deadass, when is excommunication put on the table?

She can solve the RAM crisis

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

we open in 2 1/2 hours! 200 cap. would love to consider whatever you'd like to share 👇

[Politician Voice] More than ever, we need the Panera Lemonade That Kills You

I can't compete with this.

I think people think we're exaggerating when we say the widespread use of the term "biological sex" as a term itself isn't organic. This data isn't anomalous, it comports with everything we've seen about the specific use of the term.

And many of them went to the press and whispered that the problem was trans people.

today at @mothership.blog we have a story from a freelancer about experimenting with gender expression in pokemon games, including some quotes from other players who feel the same way. this is the kind of community reporting that i really love!! www.mothership.blog/pokemons-cha...

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

Square Enix you must be stopped. Nobody asked for a half-baked rhythm game in this Bravely Default remake.

I need the JoJo video edit set to the Yes ending theme expeditiously

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

It's important for you know that A.D. does not stand for Anno Domini or "Year of our Lord" in Latin. A.D. stands for Alternate Dimension as that is the year that Enrico Pucci "achieved heaven", a long formulated plan by his life partner, DIO. In this Ted Talk-

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

It's my birthday today. No celebration. Instead, I'm getting on a plane at 7pm tonight to be with my mom for her breast cancer surgery tomorrow. My birthday wish is that you buy my book so that I can earn out, and hopefully keep writing. Thank you. bookshop.org/p/books/magi...

i’m never gonna stop saying this

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

Saxophone Terriermon Assistant #Art #Digimon #デジモン

now that's more like it

My book, Every Galaxy a Circle, comes out tomorrow. For each like I will tell a random fact about the book. I cannot guarantee they will be interesting.

What's the deal with Rumiko Takahashi's signature hand pose? aftermath.site/whats-the-deal...

New blog: time on feet + clair obscur This week, I'm thinking about measuring my running not in miles, but in time, valuing dedication over distance. Also, I ruminate on Clair Obscur and howlongtobeat.

In 5th grade I made my friend cry by telling him he looked like he collected things

I’m so sorry but I am no longer listening to voice notes in 2026.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Scott Hawkins' second novel comes out in 2026!!!!!! The Library at Mount Char is one of my favorite books of all time and I have been waiting for this day for almost a decade oh my goddddd bookshop.org/p/books/blac...