It's the ending that made me laugh the hardest.✂️🏳️‍🌈

Some foods are so delicious you shouldn't be allowed to make them yourself. Try and eat one croque madam when you have the capacity to make a dozen. DOCTOR: So that's a no on diet as well as exercise, huh?

The only thing flat earthers fear... is sphere itself.

One of my favorite moments on this platform.

Me when they show Leonardo DiCaprio at the World Cup

The ICE agent who killed Renee Good is named Jonathan Ross, and he should be indicted. www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...

Technically, they’re Remains now.

absolutely cannot focus on what this lady is saying with the baby riding on helm's deep back there

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

reflecting poo

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

Remember that scene in the Wizard of Oz when Dorothy and her allies finally make it to see the wizard, and he bellows and threatens with loudness and grandiosity, until Toto peels back the curtain and all see he is false, small, and fake? This, IMO, is what's happened in Iran.

If the Reflecting Pool water gets any nastier, RFK Jr. will start bottling it and forcing it to be served to children with all school lunches.

I complain about my husband, but he is one of the funniest people I know. I sent him this picture of Stephen Colbert, please enjoy his response.

This post is amazing.

Sorry to go full clickbait, but the third paragraph of my latest column is my favorite paragraph I’ve written in basically forever www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Awesome

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

Any Star Trek fans? You’ll get this.

😂😂😂

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

They hate because they don’t want to fix the crippled system they created.

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper." ~Rod Serling

#MorningInspiration #FunFriday Hey, you are about to make it through another week! Terrific. Now be sure to laugh today and try to stay on a good diet - eat your vegetables. 😂

“Idaho health officials are investigating the latest outbreak of Darwinism.”

Apparently not. And the cowardice of the American people has come as quite the shock to the rest of the world used to Hollywood films in which the Americans always save the day. Turns out fantasy narcissism is a national trait.

Nobody who has ever spent more than ten minutes around actual cows could possibly want anything to do with raw milk

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @dccartoonist.bsky.social )

is he okay

"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"

“I Married a Morning Person,” a new murder drama from Lifetime, coming soon. Inspired by true life events. 🙄🙄🙄

Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @jamestalarico.bsky.social’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Gotta love how recipe comments are like: I replaced the sugar with turkey drippings and the flour with dandelions. It said to fold ingredients in gently but I stirred them with a pogo stick and after all that work the recipe tasted like tin cans. Zero stars.

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Vasco Gargalo’s narcissist: vain and empty headed.

Yesterday my internet was down. I noticed a woman sitting on the sofa in the family room. I spoke to her for a while and she seemed very nice.

I can trace the start of my anxiety to the moment I realized the family “puke bowl” & popcorn bowl were the same thing

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Cold open on a 360 slomo shot of an airmen proudly blowing up a girl's school.

GOP: We have new rules for this hockey game Dems: Fine G: We just bought the refs D: OK! G: We made our goal 3" x 1" D: We got this! G: We get 10 players, you get 2 D: We'll skate fast! G: We're dulling your skates, amputating your left legs, & your penalties last one hour D: We'll try harder!

Is that butter? No it's ghee. Oh thanks for clarifying

IF there is a knife stabbed into your cheeseburger its gonna cost at least $25.

Someone sent me an AI-generated children's birthday invitation and my brain seems to be running a background program freaking out about it

“Mama, why are we doing our own research?” 😂

So, the Secretary of Defense, the FBI Director and the DC US Attorney walk into a bar... Apparently, like every other day.