I’m sure human children are great, but I couldn’t love this little goblin any more.

I don’t suppose these repel copious amounts of dog slobber? 🤨

Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are coming. We live in complicated times, and I believe family is what you make it. These cards convey love without using labels. I hope there’s something here that speaks to you. thecardmonger.etsy.com

If you would like a really cute jewelry box with the best baby Basset hound on it, this is the person to buy it from. She’ll even fill the box with some gorgeous jewelry. Working hard to pay her own way and care for her dogs. Please take a look… Mother’s Day is coming! 🎁

Benji was a professional bullgdog again. He got bored so I let him play on my colleague’s computer. He was given a very special forest bandanna. And then we went for office peepers. It’s tough work, but somebody’s gotta do it. #officehippo

Semi formal Benji

We celebrate “tongues out” on days that end in a Y.

Saw this cake at the grocery store. I think it’s testicles, my husband said it’s sperm. What say you all?

I was just walking the dog and discovered my neighbor with the very messy yard now has this. She saw me looking and came out to tell me her name is Astrid and she protects the property. I’m not sure how to feel about being the second craziest lady on the block.

George is rocking a Han Solo/Indiana Jones look here. It looks good on him, as does protesting the orange moron.

Just woke up to this view.

@ampedinnm.bsky.social I wonder how many dachshunds that would be if they were curled up?

Someone moved Sully’s bed and now he has to sleep with his head on the floor. 😣

My team did a training and I just got the photographs. I almost died, thinking there were a Klan in the back of the room.

My job is being eliminated and I am struggling a bit to see what my future is going to be. I am strongly tempted to take Benji and my cricut machine and find a very small cheap place to live where I can eat lots of Ramen and collect sea glass every day for the rest of my life.

Benji went to work yesterday and was a perfect 👼🏻. He is such a good Office dog, he he’d never left my side and never made a sound. Any new friends got a high five and a blast of stinky breath. My boss brought in her Newfie poo and Benji was unimpressed… I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know he’s a dog.

I am doing my part to provide the best possible #TongueOutTuesday, but Benji is not cooperating.

Show me cool photos you took Not memes or selfies This is Meteora, Greece. I had never taken a nighttime photo before and I have absolutely no idea how I did this.

Show me cool photos you took Not memes or selfies This is Meteora, Greece. I had never taken a nighttime photo before and I have absolutely no idea how I did this.

Happy Easter y’all. May all the chocolate eggs you find be the edible kind.

Graduation season is upon us, and I have the perfect cards for that little weirdo in your life. Happy to customize with school colors, name, etc. Don’t stuff that cash into a sad drugstore card. Be the cool relative! Order today, so it’s there in plenty of time. thecardmonger.etsy.com

This just in: I now have a picture of legendary guinea pig Gus wearing the yarmulke. Who wore it better?

Benji went to his first Passover Seder! He was very amused by all the goys trying to speak Hebrew and he helped search for the missing matzoh, but the best part was brisket shares. He’s considering converting to Judaism, but the whole circumcision thing may be a dealbreaker.

Mr. Benji would like to apologize for any confusion yesterday regarding our four cards for the price of five sale. He thought it would be a funny April fools post and wasn’t expecting all of our lovely friends to take a seriously. Please expect utter ridiculousness from now on. And buy cards.

I am excited to announce a sale at my Etsy shop, TheCardmonger! The more you buy, the better the deal! Get yours while they last. www.TheCardmonger.etsy.com

I’m afraid hostilities between Benji and the Roomba are escalating.

Benji was the very goodest protest boy today! We didn’t need the stroller, he walked like a trooper. He made one million friends! He loves everyone… except Donald Trump.

Heading out to protest! 🗽 #NoKings #DogsForDemocracy

The hubs and I are going to a No Kings protest tomorrow. The weather will be sunny in the upper 40s and I’m hoping to take Benji. We may finally get to use the stroller he got for Christmas! #DogsForDemocracy

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Benji was scurrilously accused of eating a paper towel.

New card set listed! Send big love with this trio of whales and sharks. The perfect combo of a sentiments for all your classic occasions. The fin-ishing touch on these are three dimensional water droplets or bubbles. Only four sets available, get yours today. thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4478...

Guys, check out this picture from one of the people I made a custom pet Cadbury egg holder for! It’s Izzy the Mountain doodle (not to be confused with Izzy my Kat fren). thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4471...

What say you friends, was Benji framed? Sound on

Art by Heim is a daily delight. Definitely follow him. Also, commissioned works are very reasonably priced and a fabulous gift idea.

I have exactly (or should I say eggsactly) one handmade Easter card. It’s the only one in the world. And it can be yours if you hop to it. thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4476...

It’s national puppy day and while I have had lots of dogs in my life, getting rescues means you have very little puppy experience. Imagine my delight when I got to transport a litter of puppies for basset rescue! My ears were so clean by the end of the trip. 🤗

Last summer, I had a great time sharing updates on my “hairy balls” milkweed plant. My hairy balls made a lot of seed and I’m hoping for lots of monarchs. I saved all the fluff from the pods, hoping birds will nest with it. A friend in Florida asked for some seeds, this is the package I’m sending.

How many dogs can you find in this picture of our new deck?

Do you want to slide into somebody’s mailbox? I have just the snail cards for you! thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4475... Need more snail mail? How about a note card trio? thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4475... Let me make some marvelous mollusks for you!

Benji is celebrating the first day of spring by spreading his wings! Aaaaand that’s enough exercise, time for a nap.

Do I get workers comp if I hurt my back by leaning across the dog all day? #FloorHog

A memory from this time last year when a community cat came by to check out my tortoise and give him some boops.

Has anyone seen a set of adorable brown ears? We seem to have mislaid Benji’s. #CantHearYouMom

We are having a deck installed out back and the husband is taking out the old stone steps. The dogs have to use the side door for a few days. I think this is gonna give Sully a nervous breakdown.

I have a new listing in my Cardmonger Etsy shop… Custom pet egg holders! Place your order, message me a picture and any details of your cat, dog, or other pet and I will make a Cadbury or kinder egg holder of your best friend! thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4471...

No fair putting snowflakes on a Benji. 😠

I really miss following Kuno and Chesnyy @servicerotties.bsky.social on that other site. There are no rotties in my feed now. Can anyone recommend accounts I should check out?

Benji is having none of your nonsense today. #BowtieBulldog

Am I the only one that will never learn to spell privileges?