Oooh, I’m excited for this one!

Can I get an amen?

Yesterday, I saw two military officers in the subway station in New York. They had patches said Operation Empire Shield. I was so startled that all I could manage was to slow down for a second and call them fascists. I wish I had gone back and really given them out and taken pictures.

My housesitter just sent me this.

I’m on a train in New York City standing next to this panel of buttons. Why on earth would they leave this kind of temptation right out where i can get to it? “BUZZER”👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻

How’s your day going? I’m all ears. (American museum of natural history)

Freedom of choice is what you’ve got Freedom from choice is what you want Just saw Devo, waiting for B-52’s!

@npr.org @petersagal.bsky.social I hope not to hear Jobrani on Wait Wait again.

Y’all, I have been on blue sky for at least two years. How did I just realize that I have the adult content filter turned on?

The bad news is I had to go to the office for a meeting on a Saturday. The good news is that I got to meet this guy!

Poor Sully. He loves to walk, but he is constantly being menaced by other animals

This is my husband’s way of telling me Benji was bad while I was out.

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Hey blue sky, when did we stop using memes and gifs? I did not agree to this.

What say you tortoises, are paper towels food or notfood?

I am excited to go to this talk tonight on the Victorian sexual underground. It’s in a brewery where I have taken Benji before and he loves to go see all the people. But he’s only four, and I wonder if this subject is too mature for him. Should I leave him home?

Phirst phall photo

Just in case you weren’t impressed by my hairy balls, here’s my fuzzy meatball enjoying a sunspot

Things are pretty tough right now, but I wanted to cheer you up by sharing the magnificent of my hairy balls.

A tale of two cuties. Sound up.

I am so bougie that my Volunteer tomato plants are San Marzanos. 😎

She didn’t say it, but I will. The flag is at half staff for freaking Charlie Kirk.

Saturday is for synchronized napping.

I’m not sure I wanna live in a world where I can’t enjoy schadenfreude.

A day in my life supporting urban green spaces: 1. Went to forest to remove dead possum from path. 2. Community leader bragged “We haven’t had a shooting in a year. Well, there was one, but that wasn’t gang related.” 3. Volunteer has been MIA because her elderly father keeps pushing her down stairs.

Age verification? My side hustle used to be switching long distance providers.

I’m going to have to work from my phone today until Benji has to go to the bathroom.

People who don’t live with tortoises don’t understand the great pleasure of a freshly cleaned box with new mulch and everything scrubbed.

Have I mentioned that I really, really hate these douchebags?

Bazinga! I have been using the planet oat extra creamy in my coffee for about a year now, but the store was out so I bought the chocolate one. It is so good and coffee! It makes it taste like a Dunkin’ Donuts iced mocha! 🧋 (OK, it’s 7:04 AM and I am looking for anything to be happy about.)

In summer, the best place to bake a bulldog loaf is the front steps.

There was an owl party right outside my window last night!🦉🦉🦉 Benji wanted to join. Sound up

No matter what happens, today won’t be a total loss.

There’s only one thing better than waking up to a cavalcade of hilarious posts an our the rumors that Trump is dead.

Happy national bowtie day everyone! I think I’m gonna celebrate by tying one on later.

Today is national dog day but Sully has no idea he’s a hound.

I just learned that there are no time zones in Antarctica. Literally, no one could accuse you of being late.

Y’all! I was just on @maddow.msnbc.com !!! I’m about halfway down, the annoying swaying redhead in the striped shirt. Ahhhh!

When I posted earlier about going to the Kilmar rally, I neglected to share a photo of my new friend Tallulah. This is her third protest. #dogsfordemocracy

Kilmar was taken in to custody by ICE. SHAME SHAME SHAME. No reason given, no word where he is being taken.

At 6:30 this morning, I was standing in front of the Baltimore Federal building waiting for Kilmar abrego Garcia to arrive for a hearing. In one of these photos, you will see a crowd of people and in the middle a man with a black collared shirt, that was Kilmar making a short speech. Now we wait.

Hey tattoo people: I want to get a praying mantis on my arm and about four years ago I got on the waiting list for a very respected artist. My turn finally came and I need to send a deposit. Query: is it ok to ask to pay him for a sketch first before I commit? Is that offensive?

I got an email from stranger today, saying that I have perfect boobs. 🍈🍈 OK, it was the results of my mammogram but I can interpret them however I want.

God, I am a million years old.

For those days when you have to look grate.

I am tabling today at the national conference of the Ecological Society on America. I was here 13 minutes before I ended up talking about coyote pool with my neighbor. God i love geeky conference energy!

There is no greater struggle than a baby bulldog being forced to start the day.

I’m at the Asian grocery store at least weekly to pick up salad stuff for the tortoises and I always check out the snacks. Just when I think I’ve seen everything: pickled plum salad flavored Pringles. #canthavejustone

Do they always put this stuff out when I’m trying to eat healthy.

Look at thats cute butt. Look at those stompers!