I Ate Oklahoma
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REM was wrong. I don't feel fine at all.
On the one hand, it would be nice to leave the house again. On the other hand, I am so good at not leaving the house I'm beginning to think becoming a shut-in is my calling.
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"That whole razzmatazz in Minnesota is just bonkers. All this poopsyschmoodle just because we've murdered a few people! It's nutsobonkers that anyone is even upset at these hi jinx!" - Donmentia
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Even Will Rogers would have trouble liking a crook like Kevin Hern.
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"You guys have done such a great job killing Americans at home, you deserve a vacation where you can kill Americans in Italy."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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US to send ICE agents to Winter Olympics, prompting Italian anger
The US federal agency says it will not play an immigration role at February's event in Milan-Cortina.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y29xzjdzvo
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I have it on good authority that Greg Bovino met and romanced Mike Johnson while they both performed in an all-white community theatre production of "The (Grand) Wiz."
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Thoughts and Prayers for Specific People's Grisly Dismemberments
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Jim Piddock
3 days ago
You see, what has to happen here is that Pretti’s family HAS to sue Miller for $100 million for defamation of their son’s character. They’d win hands down, Miller would be bankrupted, and a serious message would be sent to all the other liars and criminals in this administration.
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Next time I get snowed in, I hope it's at Fogo de Chao.
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DEAR GOD, NOT THEIR MORALE! Will they even be able to put on their body armor and murder innocents in the streets anymore? Poor things.
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"Your honor, how was I supposed to know the masked people with guns were ICE? They were throwing people down in the streets and attacking children, which is not something I would consider a function of the federal government. I was just 'holding my ground.'" "Case dismissed."
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3 days ago
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Of course I'm getting ready for The Big Game. Convincing my wife to play Risk, on the other hand, remains frustratingly out of reach.
3 days ago
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All I want to do today is eat tacos and see every member of ICE prosecuted for their crimes.
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🔫Scott Martin🛼
5 days ago
If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
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Annie loves Mpls
5 days ago
Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.
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If it can happen in Minneapolis, it can happen here. It can happen anywhere in America. It can happen to your family, your friends. How much longer are we going to put up with it?
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I'm starting to worry that no one will show up to my cookout tonight.
6 days ago
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"The Beauty" is exactly the kind of trash I need right now.
6 days ago
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His Canadian girlfriend is REAL and the only ones saying she's fake are women who are JEALOUS of his TOTALLY REAL AND NOT GROK AI-MADE GIRLFRIEND.
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And, even after the blatant corruption, the unconstitutional actions, torpedoing the economy, Republicans are still saying, "Well, I don't agree with him, but I'd never vote for a black woman."
7 days ago
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Because that guy's only experience with Kafka is asking Grok what "The Metamorphosis" was about.
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8 days ago
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It's got to Happen soon, right?
9 days ago
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Hope y'all like eating simulations.
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Ana Marie Cox
9 days ago
In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.
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Boo, and I cannot emphasize this enough, fucking hoo. "The G.E.D.estapo is sad because people called them murderers and terrorists just because they're murdering and terrorizing people."
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10 days ago
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Accidentally told my daughter what I think, so now I'm dead to her.
10 days ago
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People say that it won't matter when the spray-tanned pedophile with dandelion hair dies, and I can't disagree more. He'll be dead. It won't fix everything, but it will be sometime to smile about, even if the world is ending.
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You can tell he's lying because there's no way anybody is friends with this guy.
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Sarah Ford 🐍🎨🖥️ Time Zone Era
15 days ago
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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There are precious few funny things these days, but an entire generation of Republican women getting surgery to look like cat aliens in order to appeal to an elderly pedophile is definitely one of them.
13 days ago
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Send help! I'm alone with my thoughts!
14 days ago
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The Trump administration is dedicated to preserving your freedom to starve before the death squads arrive.
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14 days ago
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I regret to inform you that Sally Kern isn't in hell yet.
15 days ago
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That kid could just squirt a bunch of Visine in his Diet Cokes. He'd be a legend.
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JLP
15 days ago
Tom Homan can't even fucking talk, he sounds like his mouth is full of fresh dogshit
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Shoutout to food.
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Our elected officials won't even stand up to the least-popular President in history because they're afraid he'll call a death squad on them and the bought-and-paid-for media will report it as a righteous kill.
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Bill Corbett
15 days ago
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend
@dbrauer.net
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He'd have given a thumbs up if they'd yelled, "You're the best pedophile protector!"
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15 days ago
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I suggest you read this, because all the things you think about ICE's hiring process are much, much worse than you imagine.
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Guy who woke up from a 30-year coma today: Not Scott Adams! Nurse: Hey, look at this for a second. It's called Twitter. Guy: Oh. Yeah, nevermind.
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The difference between us is that I *would* piss on him if he was on fire. I would just wait until he was for sure dead before I unzip. That's common sense.
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One bit of cold comfort in these awful, terrifying times: When Adolph Hitler decided to eat a vegan bullet, a bunch of Nazis followed suit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_su...
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Mass suicides in Nazi Germany - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_suicides_in_Nazi_Germany
17 days ago
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If you make your own avocado toast and coffee for breakfast at home, every Boomer has to automatically give you $1.
17 days ago
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I'm not "burying my head in the sand," thank you very much. This is called "digging your own grave."
18 days ago
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My day so far: ::wake up:: ::unlock phone for 15 seconds:: "Welp, that's enough for today!"
20 days ago
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Listening to Markwayne Derpadorp, you'd never believe he has opposable thumbs.
20 days ago
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Imagine watching CBS. I promise, you'll enjoy it way more than actually watching CBS.
20 days ago
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I don't even care if I want a cold drink, from now on I'm ordering everything
#NoICE
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21 days ago
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I could really have done without the weather reflecting my mood today.
21 days ago
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Live in 2026? Without antidepressants?
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