Republicans control the White House, the House of Representative, and the Senate, so you'll forgive me if I'm not over here blaming Democrats for a government shutdown. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.

RT if you agree that the deli should let me take a bath in the everything seasoning at the bottom of the bagel rack

Looking Glass: But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea. The sea: Bold of you to assume...

This seems bad in a lot of ways. www.oklahoman.com/story/busine...

Haunted by the terror of being alive? You may be entitled to compensation

Good morning. The government is shut down because Trump wants to act like a king and steal from you. Democrats have no obligation to support a budget that funds the destruction of our democracy - and DOUBLES health premiums to fund a tax cut for billionaires.

Honestly shocked none of those dudes tried to frag them both.

Q: What's wrong with this order of chicken flautas from El Metate? A: I should have ordered more of them, because these are giving me LIFE!

Now might be a good time for Democrats to remind people that when they return to power they will not hesitate to prosecute people who murder civilians.

Americans vs. Fascists

Truly truly truly truly tell me what Donald Trump would do differently if he was trying to destroy the U.S.?

[Donj and Eric parachute into Liberty University with fully automatic rifles, killing anyone wearing blue] Fox News: Liberal terrorists who hate Trump are at it again!

post something random or have an awful October

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

I'm sure they're all excited to hear Private Bonespurs' speech about abandoning their oaths to help him finish destroying the country.

Social media is great if you like losing all faith in humanity

Looking back on it, we probably should have asked all those Supreme Court nominees their opinion on enabling fascism. Turns out we missed a big red flag.

It is not "giving up" to say that everything is bad everywhere all the time now. Giving up means you aren't trying to make something, anything, even a little bit better.

I don't have a lot of dreams in this life, but I would like to become such a regular at a Brazilian steakhouse that the guy putting meats on swords in back is like, "Greg's gonna love this."

Hopefully out of last place in the country for education?

Republicans are about to shut down the government because they want to keep hiding the Trumpstein files for President Sex Pest…

For a group that doesn't care about feelings, MAGA sure loves them a paranoid crybaby who whines about escalators (that his own team messed up) and pouts when people he's threatened to kill say mean things about him.

No one ever talks about the inhabitant of Catan before the "settlers" showed up.

Dollars to donuts he's going to make them pledge fealty to a Trump dictatorship.

More like the crapture.

While we're all breathing a sigh of relief to have this semi-sentient fart out of office, I absolutely think we need a comprehensive audit of the OKDOE because there is a 0% chance he was not doing some shady stuff with the budget.

Ryan Walters is running away from Oklahoma to be the CEO of the Freedom from Information Alliance, which works to make sure teachers don't indoctrinate students with knowledge, skills, or facts. Good riddance, which is the only good thing about that washout. nondoc.com/2025/09/25/r...

As much as I want to be rid of Ryan Walters forever, the idea of him working at a think tank is objectively hilarious. This floater isn't even qualified to work in a dunk tank. www.notus.org/oklahoma/rya...

So we're definitely getting a government shut down, then.

MAGA is the enemy and they are one of the most childish group of idiots ever assembled.

He's a man! And he's looking for a job! www.news9.com/story/68d2cf...

It’s that time again, folks

It has got to be a wild feeling to stand in front of a group of people who KNOW you're a lying shitbag, who are fully aware that you are deeply unpopular and that your country is crumbling beneath the weight of your incompetence, and lie about your "success."

I don't consider @atrupar.com my worst enemy, so I'm very sorry he is having to watch Trump throwing his feces against the walls of the U.N. this morning. But if you'd like a short-and-insane catalog of the absolute nonsense Dementia Don is spewing, start here:

The Venn diagram of people who think they're going to be raptured and people who complain online that Trump hasn't gotten them their DOGE checks yet is a circle.

Imagine taking medical advice from a guy who: a) looks like Donald Trump, and b) cannot pronounce acetaminophen

We're going to need a geologist, an astrophysicist, several medical doctors, and a guy with the world's most powerful laser to measure the exact depths of the President's stupidity.

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

🚨BRUTALLY LOCAL SKEET WARNING🚨 I think I'm going to have a real, adult, not-sitting-at-my-desk lunch this week and I think it's going to be the jaeger schnitzel at The Hutch on Avondale. 🚨THIS HAS BEEN A BRUTALLY LOCAL SKEET🚨

Two years...let's say 400.

Which one do you think it is?

Finally got a chance to watch the funeral this weekend, and the part where the undertaker turned out to be The Undertaker was quite moving.

Media companies going full fascist in the era of digital piracy is . . . an interesting move.

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

Re-reading the "Left Behind" series for pointers on how to mess with all the folks who are sure they're about to be raptured but definitely aren't going anywhere.

The only way this story could be more Texas is if the coach was airlifted to a Dairy Queen covered in queso.

He stopped worrying about getting into heaven when he heard everybody there had to worship someone other than him.

Possibly the best time in history to lose all respect for almost everyone.