The latest cover of Time Magazine.

It's all there black on white. TR*MP UNZIPPED HIS PANTS AND PUT XXX HEAD DOWN TO HIS PENIS. XXX BIT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

Usually I’m not a big fan of the Saudi brand of punitive justice, BUT….

A president of the US has NO lawful authority to participate in strikes on Iran. The Constitution place the power to start war in the hands of Congress, the body most accountable to the people. U.S. military action violates the law and recklessly endangers Americans.

IN THE MEANTIME Bill Gates is selling his 30-year mansion, has cancelled all meetings, and has reportedly gone dark over his deep ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

Tr*mp: "The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war."

Tr*mp: "To the members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard, the armed forces, and all of the police, I say tonight that you must lay down your weapons and have complete immunity, or, in the alternative, face certain death."

Trump: "Khamenei, one of the most evil people in History, is dead. This is not only Justice for the people of Iran, but for all Great Americans, and those people from many Countries that have been killed or mutilated by Khamenei and his gang of bloodthirsty THUGS."

Trump: “Iran stated that they are going to hit very hard today, harder than they have ever been hit before. THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter! Tr*mp”

The United States of America is the next country that needs a regime change.

Iran's downfall means Putin will run out of drones and other war material to hit Ukraine's civilians.

EUROPE BE PREPARED! Insiders say Hungary's Russian-backed Victor Orban regime is planning a coup. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03...

BREAKING German officials warn of possible Iranian retaliation using sleeper cells in Europe — Reuters

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was 86 years old, you could have easily killed him just by telling Reza Pahlavi (the exiled son of Iran’s last Shah) was elected.

Dear Republicans, why haven't you released the Clinton video depositions?

Russia is evacuating its diplomats from Israel under direct orders from President Vladimir Putin.

Three American service members have been killed in the ongoing military conflict with Iran. And five other U.S. service members have been seriously wounded. AMERICA FIRST suddenly looks different.

THE OFFICIAL WH ANNOUNCEMENT Three American service members have been killed in the ongoing military conflict with Iran. And five other U.S. service members have been seriously wounded. Who believes this is true?

BREAKING Hegseth refuses to rule out boots on the ground in Iran, says "we'll go as far as we need to go."

Hegseth: "Israel has clear missions. Capable partners are good partners, unlike so many of our traditional allies who wring their hands and clutch their pearls, hemming and hawing about the use of force ... no stupid rules of engagement."

Kuwait Minister of defense, Sheikh Abdullah Ali Abdullah Al-Salem Al-Sabah: "In these days the definition of ally got a bit blurry, so we shot down a third U.S. jet.”

Now let's see what's left of the recorded depositions of Hillary and Bill Clinton. They have finally been released.

Tr*mp has launched new offensive operations in Ecuador, targeting "narco-terrorists operating in the South American nation". At this hour, it is just a FYI. No word on the outcome of this operation, and no indication it was approved by Congress.

Wednesday morning question: Is it allowed for a Department of War to attack a country because of preemptively defense? Isn't that only allowed to a Department of Defense to do that?

Mr. President, any words about the six Americans that have been killed thus far?" Tr*mp: 🦗

I suggest that the World Cup should be held in Spain instead of the US. Who's in favor?

Mike Johnson, the man who speaks with his God, says that Iranians have a "misguided religion."

Tr*mp on Iran: "When crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen." YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

SUPER BREAKING Judge orders Tr*mp administration to start issuing more than $130 billion in tariff refunds. Yahoo Finance

With the Courts' order to pay back $130 billion in tariff refunds and the ongoing war with a price tag of $ 1 billion per day, Tr*mp is heading for his seventh bankruptcy.

The stock market is tanking, gas prices are up, the DHS Secretary was just fired after lying under oath to Congress, prices keep going up, Tr*mp refuses to refund tariffs despite a SCOTUS decision, and we are in another war in the Middle East. But otherwise everything is fine.

Tr*mp didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she had 100 people killed in a flood. Not because Americans were murdered by ICE. Not fot arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens. Not for keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps. Tr*mp fired her because she made him “look bad.”

Andrew Tate is detained in Saudi Arabia without access to the internet.

Tr*mp didn’t fire Kristi Noem because she had 100 people killed in a flood. Not because Americans were murdered by ICE. Not fot arresting legal permanent residents and US citizens. Not for keeping children in fetid, rancid concentration camps. Tr*mp fired her because she made him “look bad.”

The stock market is tanking, gas prices are up, the DHS Secretary was just fired after lying under oath to Congress, prices keep going up, Tr*mp refuses to refund tariffs despite a SCOTUS decision, and we are in another war in the Middle East. But otherwise everything is fine.

Very popular in Spain.

Barbie has been fired as DHS Secretary.

Tr*mp: “People are loving what's happening... Cuba is going to fall too.”

With the Courts' order to pay back $130 billion in tariff refunds and the ongoing war with a price tag of $ 1 billion per day, Tr*mp is heading for his seventh bankruptcy.

SUPER BREAKING Judge orders Tr*mp administration to start issuing more than $130 billion in tariff refunds. Yahoo Finance

BRITISH BREAKING Buckingham Palace staff have reportedly removed a framed portrait of U.S. President Donald Tr*mp from a stately reception room, following Tr*mp’s latest public remarks about the United Kingdom.

Tr*mp to President Zelensky: "You don't hold the cards." Also Tr*mp: "Can you please help the US with the interception of Iranian drones?"

House Oversight Committee votes 24–19 to subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi in the Epstein investigation Five Republicans joined Democrats: Boebert, Burchett, Cloud, Mace, and Perry.

Tr*mp on Iran: "When crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen." YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

Spain’s Foreign Minister José Manuel Albares, after Karoline Leavitt said Spain would collaborate. “She may be the White House spokesperson, but I am Spain’s Foreign Minister, and I’m telling her our position remains the same.”

Dear Hungarian friends. Look at your PM who has given the last 16 years of his life to your country and this is the result. Please vote for Peter Magyar on April 12, so that Orbán finally finds some time for the gym (in Moscow). Thank you for your attention.

Mike Johnson, the man who speaks with his God, says that Iranians have a "misguided religion."

I suggest that the World Cup should be held in Spain instead of the US. Who's in favor?

Mr. President, any words about the six Americans that have been killed thus far?" Tr*mp: 🦗

Cuba is off, for the time being. Marco Rubio is now preparing for his next job, King of Spain.