This audience can walk across the desert on arrakis without any fear of attracting shai halud

the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes

(watches her use a silver vibrator). Sorry you came 2nd.

NEXT MONTH.

that is buckwild, Sweden

#aberdeen Why are the young folks dressing up in suits & dresses like for a fancy dinner and carrying Tesco bags filled with liquor? What’s happening tonight?

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers."

I need this man to be my friend

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough

Waters gonna wat

Hvorfor heter det shot og ikke instadram 🤔

If you see this, post a character that starts with E

I taught my parrot to say, “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.” The authorities are involved. No regrets.

Already need a timeline cleanse this Friday morning....

I must inform bluesky about the size of my grapes

Binary Star xkcd.com/3203/

TIL Hatsune Miku is 25 🤷🏻‍♀️

Aw, that's a shame. All of them, you say?

Idk who needs to hear this but *says something nobody needed to hear*

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

my partner was heating up refried beans and queso and i said “oi this blokes avin a cheesy bean dinner” in a british accent and i think he hated me for a split second

I wish TVs still had a white noise channel like they used to

Every year, my favorite writing club sessions start after the regional writing competition. We get to slip off the shackles of plotting 45-minute stories to maximize scores on a rubric, and start getting to real writing. (Thread)

i believe we should build the cube

Fash is stored in the cousin balls

i hate AI animal videos sooo much like real cats are already so cute and silly, why must you disrespect them so i will break your legs

Secure your own squid first before helping others. (I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)

Thoughts and prayers

They should have a Star Trek series about an unethical crew. But like… not evil just unethical. They fake science reports, steal petty cash to go gambling, they lie unnecessarily to various ambassadors, etc.

Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world. #WorldBollardAssociation

War War never changes Unless you do it in the ocean Oceans are now battlefields

So last night I encountered both coyote ugly and legally blonde 2 on broadcast tv. Both times I had an identical reaction: “Oh cool, I haven’t seen this in ages!” (1 minute later) “god, this is bad”

i love the "public toilets in bratislava" article because it was written by one anonymous guy who took it upon himself to photograph every public toilet in bratislava

MARCH 10TH. AHHHH.

I swear mc Escher designed the streets in this city. Everywhere I go it’s always uphill

There was once a time that I could sleep for 12 hours uninterrupted

Is nothing sacred?

I feel like uk cokes are more fizzy than us cokes

Someone posted an ai cat-cowboy music video today. Can we just not?

“Did you know the dark side of the moon gets the same amount of sunlight as the side facing us?” No it doesn’t. That isn’t true. It gets the opposite amount of light

So about those mobile games that are nothing like their ads… The ads often look cool af. Make your game like what we see in the ads and player retention will skyrocket. I mean if you’re going to make a game anyway, make the one people expected

You know in retrospect they should have named the US the THEM instead. All those anti-immigration folks would look extra silly

quincunx footlong!

Whoever said I can't cook has never tried my 10pm handful of shredded cheese.

SORRY TO KEEP NAGGING BUT I CAN'T STOP UNLESS I WANT TO GIVE UP COMPLETELY AND I CANNOT DO THAT I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES

Moon’s many phases: M. Mo. Moo. Moon. Moo. Mo. M. Mo. Moo. Moon. Moo. Mo.

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