Seeing posts of all the apparently extraordinary solar activity has me once again hoping for the big one to wipe out all the ai datacenters

Every time my cat touches my keyboard it’s like WARNING: root access granted

now referring to all of my shirts and pants as "adult twosies"

Purrberus! 🙀

I think really old animals named Methuselah are cool and all but that’s a real gamble. You’re going to look foolish every time you give an animal that name and it doesn’t actually live very long.

What really happened was @marthapearce55.bsky.social doing the lord’s work.

Anakin-Padmé meme Except for the U.S., right? Across the alliance except the U.S., right?

ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about

Tag yourself, I’m the HUGE WAK ИinN CLOSET

how to draw a shark 1. draw a bunny 2. erase the bunny 3. now draw a shark

Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together

Tag yourself, I’m #2 1. Gamer who sways all over the place, making lots of weird noises/expressions 2. Gamer who sits emotionless, hands in their lap, moving only their fingers on the controller

Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles. Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer

Preserving tradition for future generations

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

The way my brain parsed “…according to Leslie Lyons, a feline geneticist…” made for one huge plot twist. 😳 Very interesting article

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

you want to see a picture of a baby Swordfish? Yeah you do, here it is

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare Librarian: Which one? Me: William

Estrogen

Waiting for Godot A film based on the novelization of a screen adaptation of the play

A supposed dormant volcano erupts in Ethiopia after being inactive for at least 12.000 years. www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...

Having read a lot of space sci-fi, I would highly encourage these people to stop digging right now www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A 60-year-old in Germany is now the 7th person announced HIV-free after a stem-cell transplant. He’s been clear of the virus for almost six years. #BlueSky #MedSky #NewsSky #IDSky #NurseSky #SciSky

what if cats and dogs just *looked* like that back in medieval times?

getting a tattoo

Queer people just dress like Pokemon trainers

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/

If you want to boost your interactions, post a snarky reply in a thread by someone with whom you’ve never interacted and then quote post it as a reply to everyone else’s replies in the thread. It works best if all the replies are ongoing conversations where you don’t know anyone involved

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

When you have an emergency and your phone is enjoying it

More people need to know about this

The truth 🐊

Pete Hegseth bullying Mark Kelly?

Geologic Core Sample xkcd.com/3171/

U.S. Women’s Ninja Turtles @sewerbushido.com new lore just dropped

Every time a pop science article is like "50 million year old [creature] still [doing thing that creature does]", I like to imagine it's talking about the same individual creature for that entire span. Like one specific clam with a VERY well established daily routine.

To calculate your *biological age*, take your birthday and then figure out how long it's been since then

Velociraptor is equal to displacementraptor over timeraptor.

ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting

Forbidden words

Subtitles in a movie said 'shink' when a character pulled out their sword and now I can go to bed happy

How did they even measure hail before golf was invented?

I was out hiking and a mountain biker passed. Me: have a nice ride! Him: you too! Him: *flustered realizing I wasn’t riding* Him: *processing* Him: *processing* Him: enjoy your legs! Well that settles that for my new trail greeting.