Miss Dorito
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⚧️ • She/Her 🇺🇸 in 🇳🇴 baby tree momma I have a cat. His name is 🐿.
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It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
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Seeing posts of all the apparently extraordinary solar activity has me once again hoping for the big one to wipe out all the ai datacenters
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Mary Kobayashi
about 3 hours ago
Every time my cat touches my keyboard it’s like WARNING: root access granted
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alexis simpson
about 3 hours ago
now referring to all of my shirts and pants as "adult twosies"
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Purrberus! 🙀
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about 3 hours ago
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I think really old animals named Methuselah are cool and all but that’s a real gamble. You’re going to look foolish every time you give an animal that name and it doesn’t actually live very long.
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The Onion
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What really happened was
@marthapearce55.bsky.social
doing the lord’s work.
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about 4 hours ago
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Anakin-Padmé meme Except for the U.S., right? Across the alliance except the U.S., right?
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about 17 hours ago
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Frovo
1 day ago
ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
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Tag yourself, I’m the HUGE WAK ИinN CLOSET
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1 day ago
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Elly
3 days ago
how to draw a shark 1. draw a bunny 2. erase the bunny 3. now draw a shark
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Jill Twiss
3 days ago
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
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Tag yourself, I’m #2 1. Gamer who sways all over the place, making lots of weird noises/expressions 2. Gamer who sits emotionless, hands in their lap, moving only their fingers on the controller
3 days ago
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Emma Bolden
3 days ago
Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles. Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
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Preserving tradition for future generations
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4 days ago
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🎄⛄️ Lyse ⛄️🎄
5 days ago
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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5 days ago
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The way my brain parsed “…according to Leslie Lyons, a feline geneticist…” made for one huge plot twist. 😳 Very interesting article
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5 days ago
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🅱️oof Macaroni [11110001]
5 days ago
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
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Keter-Class Kobold
5 days ago
you want to see a picture of a baby Swordfish? Yeah you do, here it is
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worm adderall
about 1 month ago
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
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Wilbur72
6 days ago
Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare Librarian: Which one? Me: William
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Estrogen
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5 days ago
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Waiting for Godot A film based on the novelization of a screen adaptation of the play
5 days ago
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Luca Migo ❌👑
6 days ago
A supposed dormant volcano erupts in Ethiopia after being inactive for at least 12.000 years.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...
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Heather Burns
6 days ago
Having read a lot of space sci-fi, I would highly encourage these people to stop digging right now
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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'Extraordinary discovery' at Orkney's Ness of Brodgar Neolithic site
Archaeologists are to resume digging at the site after 3D radar technology uncovered a mystery find.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7836wvx4q4o
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Carolyn Barber, MD
6 days ago
A 60-year-old in Germany is now the 7th person announced HIV-free after a stem-cell transplant. He’s been clear of the virus for almost six years.
#BlueSky
#MedSky
#NewsSky
#IDSky
#NurseSky
#SciSky
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Seventh patient ‘cured’ of HIV: why scientists are excited
A man in Germany is HIV-free after receiving stem cells that are not resistant to the virus.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-02463-w?utm_source=x&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nature&linkId=19872572
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kyle
6 days ago
what if cats and dogs just *looked* like that back in medieval times?
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poorly drawn cats
6 days ago
getting a tattoo
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𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙖 ✨
6 days ago
Queer people just dress like Pokemon trainers
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kim
6 days ago
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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6 days ago
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The Onion
6 days ago
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
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If you want to boost your interactions, post a snarky reply in a thread by someone with whom you’ve never interacted and then quote post it as a reply to everyone else’s replies in the thread. It works best if all the replies are ongoing conversations where you don’t know anyone involved
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✨steph ✨🏳️🌈
7 days ago
there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.
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When you have an emergency and your phone is enjoying it
7 days ago
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More people need to know about this
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7 days ago
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖
7 days ago
The truth 🐊
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America Is Divided
8 days ago
Pete Hegseth bullying Mark Kelly?
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Randall Munroe
7 days ago
Geologic Core Sample
xkcd.com/3171/
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U.S. Women’s Ninja Turtles
@sewerbushido.com
new lore just dropped
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7 days ago
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David J Prokopetz
7 days ago
Every time a pop science article is like "50 million year old [creature] still [doing thing that creature does]", I like to imagine it's talking about the same individual creature for that entire span. Like one specific clam with a VERY well established daily routine.
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Cai
8 days ago
To calculate your *biological age*, take your birthday and then figure out how long it's been since then
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Cosmically Funny
8 days ago
Velociraptor is equal to displacementraptor over timeraptor.
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Jerry Chen
8 days ago
ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
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Forbidden words
8 days ago
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CynicalTherapist
9 days ago
Subtitles in a movie said 'shink' when a character pulled out their sword and now I can go to bed happy
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DamianM
9 days ago
How did they even measure hail before golf was invented?
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Sarah Hörst
9 days ago
I was out hiking and a mountain biker passed. Me: have a nice ride! Him: you too! Him: *flustered realizing I wasn’t riding* Him: *processing* Him: *processing* Him: enjoy your legs! Well that settles that for my new trail greeting.
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