People who post videos of their cats and kittens and dogs doing kind and smart and amazing things do the world a great service.

This is a lovely oomf in need of a hand.

nicki minaj was never worthy of her gay icon status

Those poor app developers. All they are wanting is to mine all your data and sell it to the highest bidder!

I am definitely enjoying coming on here and not understanding 90% of the references. I recommend getting off social media more.

If your government sides with app developers of literally anyone who requires your apps to track you, vote those people out or buy a burner.

so Apple has successfully protected their users against tracking from creepy app developers, and Italy decided to fine them for it?? and this guy thinks that’s a good thing?? wtf is going on

«Det kan ta et par dager før du ser avtalegiroen i nettbanken din» Jaha?? Skal den sendes med brevdue eller noe 🤨

hoi og hu, nå er det vintersolverv

ting jeg ikke visste at jeg lurte på

fun flies when you have time

Reupload. "Rart det der"

happy solstice everyone 😊

One of the traditional Norwegian Christmas songs that gets everyone in a good Christmas mood is a bluegrass song about boots and beer and I think that’s beautiful.

*reskeets funny picture* “wait this shit doesn’t have any alt text” *unreskeets*

did you hear about the physicist who was making a medical imaging device on their spare time? It was a PET-project

dinner with a beautiful woman. a cure for all ailments

first person smoocher, I’d play that

I’m very happy with our unnecessarily advanced coffee maker. It makes a beeping sound and shows “fill tank!” in the display if you try to start it without filling water. I’m like yeah, right, that’s what I forgot

saw my dentist getting into a taxi across the street and instead of smiling and waving back like a normal person I panicked and shouted THANKS FOR MY TEETH

Happy #Caturday 64 to all

it didn’t work with secure boot, so you could say that my UEFI is MOKing me

I booted Kali Linux on my laptop, so I guess you can call me a pro hacker now 👩🏼‍💻

Even if age verification laws require data deletion, you have to trust every website and third-party verifier will actually do it. That's a lot of faith to place in companies with spotty track records—and a risk that doesn't exist when a bartender just glances at your ID. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

conflict suggests the existence of proflict

et regelverk som straffer folk for å snike selv om de ikke sniker er ikke verdt papiret det er skrevet på! Hvem har bestemt at det skal være sånn?

Tusen takk til alle som har bidratt til å få oss opp over 1000 følgere 💕

catgirl cafe is that something

greatest lie I tell myself: I know it’s late, but I can still brew a full pot of coffee, I don’t need to drink it all

Last work day, I gave you my code, but the very next day, bug reports

I wonder if jump scares are common in trampoline parks

I dag gikk jeg til butikken og jeg har bare én ting å si:

Kapitalismen er en skandale

Here's an example of how useless and frustrating internet laws to "protect kids" are in practice: When I'm in Ohio, where I am during the holidays, I can't use my Bluesky DMs—unless I hand over my ID to a company owned by Epic Games. Why? To protect kids, of course! spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-have...

"Intel inside" *looks inside* Intel

En koselig hilsen, som jeg derimot vil takke for.

“I’ve been craving fish & chips for weeks” “We have fish & chips at home” The fish & chips at home;

Individualpsykologi er veien til Selvete

have my oomfies read Mark's?

Pop Tarts suggests the existence of Country Tarts

this might be somewhat controversial. but I think that billionaires have too much money

why would you name your console Sneeze anyway

Guttungen og jeg har laget så gode boller at, sitat: "æ fortjene ikke det her" Jeg: "Nei? Men du har da vært snill gutt?" Han: "Ja. Men man måtta vært Greta Thunberg eller nokka for dæm bollan her"

I just had a client tell me that after our last session, he went to the doctor because I felt like his prostate was behaving unusually. It was indeed a medical issue, and now he’s grateful to have caught it early and to receive treatment. I am *not* a medical professional, but tbh I’ve probably

A good rule of thumb is that anyone "just asking questions" about any marginalized group already knows the answers they want to hear, and is also a bad person whose opinions mean less than those of the group they're interrogating.

yearslong (year slong)

The sign says No Stopping. But what do my hazard lights say? Free parking at the the touch of a button. Obviously.