i mean thanks for the heads up, but uhh

why u disconnecting my video camera

i was cookin when i made this

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

Oh my god, dere må ikke fortelle hvilken sang dere faktisk hater, dere må si en sang dere secretly liker sånn at de bruker den når overvåkningspolitiet leser postene våre før de skal torturere oss. Meg: Å nei, ikke Rick Astley og Never Gonna Give You Up, alt annet enn den.

gf just came up with a joke. imagine superman is saying this: "to me, super glue is just regular glue"

I have a censorship joke but I’m not allowed to tell it

im not telling y'all this. divulging this kinda shit is how winston smith ended up in a room full of rats. he shouldnt have responded to the interaction bait with a checklist for how to torment him. hone your damn infosec instincts

kibty

NEW: When a Wisconsin mayor ended his city's contract with Flock (the AI surveillance company), he was stunned to see Flock refused to remove cameras. So he covered them with plastic bags. Now local activists are taking their fight to Madison & the Dane County sheriff, wanting more cameras gone.

Anarchist literature is now evidence of terrorism, according to the government. As is wearing black at a protest, carrying a first aid kit, or using Signal. Horrifying stuff is happening, it's happening quickly, and not nearly enough people are paying attention to it.

I spent 10 years with a section of my CV being headed "Eductional details"

censorship is near universally a bad idea that leads to widespread harms and sometimes death. i challenge all of you to determine what the actual root cause is, of whatever you're worried about, and address it directly, rather than threatening violence over communication or education.

I have a black hole joke but I’m not sure you’d get anything out of it

Puberty in cis people is now called their cisition, thank you for coming to my ted talk

I'm so sorry, @huffpost.com and @reuters.com, but what the hell kind of headline is this? We started the war, we killed their head of state, Israel just killed their chief of security, we killed dozens of children when we bombed a school, but IRAN is the one rejecting de-escalation? Really?

Who else born in the 1000s?🖐️🙂

Menn taper i kvinners anseelse mot bjørn i skogen. Jeg tror ikke at å begynne å yppe mot katt på ranking har noe for seg.

M Sørensen. Kanskje Noregs eldste nettbutikk?

why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted them for a year?

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

went down a rabbit hole, and guess what I saw! a rabbit!

π is half of τ but the τ symbol is half a π symbol

you can’t have your oiter and dink it too

normalize changing your mind when presented with new data

Sometimes I’ll send my gf a bit of news and she’ll respond “Is that The Onion?” and I’ll say “No” and I just think that’s beautiful.

My don’t tread on me uterus snake has people asking lots of questions not really answered by my don’t tread on be uterus snake

happy Friday 13th to those who celebrate

Screenshot from my gf playing Pokémon It froze on this screen before crashing lmao

Morning.

Vi har ikke en overgrepsskultur på grunn av pornografi, vi har en overgrepskultur fordi det TILLATES både på arbeidsplasser, i familier og systemisk da det i praksis kan foregå uten konsekvenser både sosialt og fra rettsvesenet. Men alltids fint å ha noe å skylde på, I guess.

Israel and the US illegally attacks Iran and the EU decides that the country that needs to be held accountable for that is .. Iran??

if my calculations are correct, the gas price in Norway is about $9.33 per gallon

All attempts at productivity have been paused in order to pet the cat.

lowkey wanna try this

the ultimate example of this is, of course, the Debian Estrogen

Meow :3

Reminder: secondary diabetes is still diabetes. Diabetes is the syndrome, not the mechanism

10/10 take. no notes

Jeg kan komme på et par årsaker. www.dagensmedisin.no/oslo-univers...

All the Pokopia content on my feeds reminded me of the cozy Zelda game I painted last year ☺️

he was a kitty boy she said meow at you later boy he didn’t meow enough for her

Gay as in a relationship where one of you hears AC and thinks Animal Crossing but the other hears it and thinks Assassin’s Creed

panic buying a car so I can panic buy gas for it before it’s too expensive

Ble gjort oppmersom på at ikke alle er like store pornoentusiaster, men gjerne hjelper her og der. Derfor fikset jeg litt på ko-fi-siden min. Man må dessverre fortsatt betale med paypal, men tenkte det kunne være et ålreit alternativ for folk som ikke vil se meg naken.Tusen takk! ko-fi.com/murmtavia

Simply Gwen