Actually crazy how sexually repressed the world is getting.

A cyberattack with geofenced destructive braches that trigger in Israel _or_ Iran? That's a really weird target selection, perhaps this is the work of those radical centrists we've been hearing so much about

npm needs to change their logo

Just saw the most Reddit reddit post where a guy is posting screencaps from his cruising app asking "Is this a good first dick to suck?" like first off it depends entirely on your build

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

I think $25 million on golfing is also too much tho

well that sucks

[Violating] your privacy is important to us

"Det er dehumaniserende å gjøre porno" Lol, ikke i nærheten av like dehumaniserende som NAV og helsesystemet vårt. Ikke i NÆRHETEN ENGANG.

Hvor jobber de på dugnad for store sjødyrs rettigheter? I Free Willy sektor.

på mange måter er det fredag 13. i dag

Mindre shaming av horer, rusavhengige, fattige og syke. Mer shaming av inkompetente parasitt direktører.

Last week, the Trump administration explicitly stated its intention to "neutralize" - its word, not mine - US trans people. Since then I can count on one hand the number of cis people who have even mentioned it. A whole bunch of cis people have talked about trans people demanding too much though.

Bare minner om at denne uka er en perfekt uke for å ikke se på Eurovision.

"As attacks on the industry heat up, from banking discrimination to age-verification, cammers are weathering the storm better than other creators." SWR goes deep into the data on camming — and finds some safe harbors against the rampant censorship creators are facing.

EFF isn't afraid to punch above our weight ✊ We're taking on companies and governments that are trying to erode your right to privacy online. We just need your support to continue these battles. eff.org/spring

The height of comedy is replacing a word or syllable with “oomf”.

sisyphus really knows how to get the ball rolling

This is going exactly as expected

okay, now I'm a tiny bit worried

Asked my friend if they understood base 2 number systems and they said 'just a bit'

why did ganondorf do all that bullshit when you can just buy these things 5 bucks a piece, is he stupid?

oh my god

Personlige kampsaker kan allmenngjøres ved å hevde at de "rettes mot barn", men det eneste russen gir til unger er russekort. Autoritære politiaktører har alltid skjøvet barn og ungdom foran seg for å sensurere stemmer de misliker. At denne personen er en "profesjonell" skribent er ikke til å tro.

ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com

Det store problemet i samfunnet i dag er ikke at folk med syk kropp er hjemme fra jobb. Problemet er at folk med syke meninger er så alt for tilstedeværende.

"I didn't have xyz on my bingo card" Skill issue

"You allowed a woman wearing *skimpy clothing* while *being Asian* to buy a drink at your bar? Probably a sex worker, here's your fine" This is the reality of the Nordic Model - a set of laws that force *everyone* to collectively police *every* woman, lest they be punished for associating with SWs

Surely they've suffered enough?

what is this hentai-virus I hear about?

shake it up

The purpose of these systems is disallowing people from using hardware and software not approved by Apple or Google. This is wrongly presented as being a security feature. Banks and government services are the main ones adopting it but Apple and Google are encouraging every service to use it.

For a year epidemiologists and public health officials told us that masks didn’t help and that Covid wasn’t that infectious. Long Covid is still not fully recognized. I don’t trust these people. They need to prove themselves to me at this point. You can’t talk me out of a feeling of distrust.

"don't worry guys eating soy won't estrogenize you" Ok but imagine if it did. let's get our top food scientists on this one

Doing wordplay on my no pun intendo

Took a nap. Woke up to this

Norsk: I dag kan vi bare slappe av Svensk: Fan Jessica, nu kann vi bara ta de fullständigt lugnis Dansk: KLAP, MIN KO, BEATE! I DAG, SKALD JIG KUN LIGGE, OG DVÆLE PÅ, DEN DER FUCKING, LIGGESTOL!!!

Proclaimers would walk on water

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Pling plong, kjære tidligere eller nåværende Blindern folk! Hvor er nærmeste serveringssted/ pub/ høl i veggen som viser fotball på skjerm? Plusspoeng for rimelig øl. Del gjerne videre!

The minute I learned cops were filming SWs as evidence And Ran a thing called project homeless where they got sws evicted by basically threatening landlords with pimping charges I knew it was a mess

Nei.

they let girls have breakfast now

ah yes love this famous quote by ... checks notes ... Denzel Washington

Lego have updated their 4-99 age limit to 4-100+ in honour of David Attenborough on his 100th birthday :)

rook-ie mistake

"Would you like hantavirus?" [Yes] [Remind me later]