My wife has been coming with me to the gym over the past several months and it's so cute when she points out her triceps starting to grow, or her quads.

recaulked the kitchen sink 😵

Update: she agreed and didn't even finish the store bought one. Anyway here is today's pizza

STAR TREK VILLAINS WRONG ANSWERS ONLY

An incomprehensible level of evil

Song of the day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0h...

He better change his number, that belongs to Ron Harper Jr

Oh wow the one year where one player was rehabbing his achilles for most of the season and the other player was locked in trying to be the best version of himself, and they didn't hang out much! Who could have seen it coming!

Just learned the keyboard solo from Burn (deep purple, not usher) on the bass and man what a workout

Me vs the pizza she told me not to worry about. And yes, mine's bigger.

My wife got a frozen pizza at the grocery store today 😡

if you stick soybeans up your ass is that enemame

Gym front desk guy who went to school w Jaylen Brown is as pissed as I am even though he's not a Celtics fan 🙁

how it feels to root for egypt rn

Bought new beans yesterday (Ethiopean single-origin) and my first cup of the day is quite good. Very happy with it.

Pizza in question

Couldn't decide whether I wanted a pepperoni pizza or a sausage pizza so I went for optionality

The presser walk-up music was on point, though:

we went from erotic city to optionality suburbs

You know, if my dentist doesn't call me in within 30 minutes of me arriving at the office on time, I can just leave

really feeling fed up with late stage capitalism today

In my "we have Wendy's at home" era

I gotta stop experimenting with new recipes for pizza.

Capitalists are always organizing to intensify exploitation. They are compelled to. The working class must strive to stop this through organizing ourselves as a class, you have to participate in the struggle to learn discipline and be effective, so that we can expropriate the capitalist class

Qtp with a gif of the last movie/show you watched

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

Sheesh man, what an inspiring effort and performance by Cabo Verde. They put the world on notice!

In this picture: my preferred way of slicing my pizza. Also, the little sliver my wife wants every now and then. We call this the "wife tax". We have different cooking styles and food preferences; I do not let her go hungry!

Holy Lopes-Cabral

Sheesh

Damn, Cape Verde has a lot to be proud of no matter whether they win the penalties or not

I know it's been said plenty but flavor flav is awesome.

have been at dealership two hours how long is an oil and filter change supposed to take cause it definitely ain't two hours

Here at the car dealership where I'm getting this damn oil change and everyone in the waiting room was rooting for Egypt lol. Crazy to go 4 for 4 on penalties while the Australian team kicked two over the bar.

song of the day: youtu.be/PhV_LbEkyL8?...

sorry to everyone who is catching strays from the Jaylen trade but Jesus fucking Christ this site can be so ass sometimes

Jaylen should just show up as a media member & ask the really tough questions!

The more I think about the Jaylen trade the more I hate it and my immediate reaction was to really hate it

lol the jaylen brown discourse has crossed the rubicon. he's an extremely talented albeit flawed and complicated player. nuance is okay. but if you solely use analytics—a word that means nothing—or the eye-test to determine his value, your assessment isn't worth anything to me

I think Celtics bsky is more united these past few days than Celtics Twitter was upon banner 18.

Example A of why this is such a huge loss for the city of Boston and such a dumb move by the Cs

I fully expect this press conference to be really bad and instill zero faith

First question

We need more food courts like the one where I get this beef chow fun

Bill Chisolm you fucking suck, buddy. Sell the fucking team to the ownership group that should have gotten it with Steve Pagliuca, who actually cares about the team and fans Not just about the bottom line, or player's positions on things, just on who plays hardest and cares most Fuck off Tech Bro

love waking up at 3:30 and not being able to get back to sleep 🫩

This trade is some shit Pitino would have done. Difference is, Brad at least got some pieces in place and they won a championship, so I can give him SOME grace. Just running very low on it right now.

Yesterday was a most valuable pizza candidate for sure. Today is an all star though.