He looks like Cate Blanchett in Black Bag

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

He is risen

How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet

Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while. Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.

Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution

I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons. As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge. We Stan an IBS king.

This administration thinks the law works the same way Michael Scott thinks bankruptcy works.

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

John Cornyn is truly a godawful human being.

cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: I WILL MURDER YOU TO DEATH cat2: I WILL MURDER YOU BACK

Is it 'online training course'?

Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs

A sincere welcome back to George Kirby, the best pitcher in baseball who also looks like a minor character in a John Steinbeck novel

This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit

quick rhyme to help you differentiate: if he tells you to let love in, that's nick cave and has always been if he steals the declaration of independence, then brother that's nick cage in attendance

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

I’m glad Tyler Shough got a job because he’s too old to be on his parents health insurance

Everyone reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg gets conclaved tonight.

This is a tricky one, but I would suggest writing to a national newspaper, and including enough specific information that your friend finds out how much you dislike their spouse without you having to tell them directly.

well mission accomplished buddy

Honestly I'm glad they picked Harvard to try out this novel "we're mad" legal theory of revoking tax-exempt status, given its infinite resources, deep network of powerful alumni, and law school attended by 142 sitting federal judges. Good luck! 🫡

Pope Leo X and Charles V discover environmentalism

"We can't do what we've been doing for 50 years." Yes, a half-century of prosperity, victory in the Cold War, and massive military supremacy needs to be unspooled pronto

When your mom abandons you

Me in the National Security team group chat

No. Boy won’t you come home to me.

Unsolicited diptych

every day I spend time thinking about how stupid and unnecessary all of this is and I hate it

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

Randy Newman’s early songs taught me more about the different kinds of narrators than all the English classes I took in high school.

Student was taking a quiz Wednesday and kind of freaking out. I walked over and whispered, "You must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer." Looking confused, they finished the quiz. Shout out to Paul Atreides.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

When I was a teenager, my goal was to be perched on the front of a speeding yacht like Simon LeBon. I ended up as a high school teacher in Nebraska. So yeah, I came pretty damn close to that young boy's dream.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. One of the best opening lines to a song ever.

Beyond Belief by Elvis Costello has the best lyrics to a pop song - I think I'm willing to die on that hill.

Nosfera2 Nosferatu: Transylvania Drift Nos4atu The Nos & The Feratu

Midnight Mass = Midnight Density x Midnight Volume

No one spanks their kids with race tracks anymore and it shows

If a billionaire wants to take my social security to pay for his tax cut, I take that personally. I can't believe people voted for this.

YOU GOTTA BE BAD YOU GOTTA BE BOLD YOU GOTTA BE WISER

just because milkshakes once brought the boys to the yard does not mean milkshakes are the most potent boy-bringing bait. what the boys truly crave is a hearty beef stew