Pete Maddux
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Big fan of history, French aircraft, and toasted sandwiches
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Mina Kimes
8 days ago
He looks like Cate Blanchett in Black Bag
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Marjorie James Keenan
13 days ago
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Viktor Winetrout
12 days ago
He is risen
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Robert Reich
13 days ago
How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
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John Gallagher
about 1 month ago
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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Mina Kimes
about 2 months ago
Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
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Mina Kimes
about 2 months ago
Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while. Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.
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Mina Kimes
about 2 months ago
Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution
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Richy Craven
2 months ago
I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons. As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge. We Stan an IBS king.
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Chauncey Telese
4 months ago
This administration thinks the law works the same way Michael Scott thinks bankruptcy works.
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Tim
4 months ago
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
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John Cornyn is truly a godawful human being.
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It's Abby. Yep.
6 months ago
cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: I WILL MURDER YOU TO DEATH cat2: I WILL MURDER YOU BACK
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Ian Kikuchi
6 months ago
Is it 'online training course'?
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Brendel
7 months ago
Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs
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Mina Kimes
7 months ago
A sincere welcome back to George Kirby, the best pitcher in baseball who also looks like a minor character in a John Steinbeck novel
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics
7 months ago
This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
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dan ozzi
7 months ago
quick rhyme to help you differentiate: if he tells you to let love in, that's nick cave and has always been if he steals the declaration of independence, then brother that's nick cage in attendance
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Kai Ryssdal
7 months ago
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
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Coach Finstock
7 months ago
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Danny Heifetz
8 months ago
I’m glad Tyler Shough got a job because he’s too old to be on his parents health insurance
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
8 months ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
8 months ago
Everyone reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg gets conclaved tonight.
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Dan Cassino
8 months ago
This is a tricky one, but I would suggest writing to a national newspaper, and including enough specific information that your friend finds out how much you dislike their spouse without you having to tell them directly.
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Zeddy
8 months ago
well mission accomplished buddy
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Max Kennerly
8 months ago
Honestly I'm glad they picked Harvard to try out this novel "we're mad" legal theory of revoking tax-exempt status, given its infinite resources, deep network of powerful alumni, and law school attended by 142 sitting federal judges. Good luck! 🫡
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Jamie Douglass
8 months ago
Pope Leo X and Charles V discover environmentalism
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊
8 months ago
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Tom Nichols
8 months ago
"We can't do what we've been doing for 50 years." Yes, a half-century of prosperity, victory in the Cold War, and massive military supremacy needs to be unspooled pronto
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Rob
9 months ago
When your mom abandons you
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Jerry Chen
9 months ago
Me in the National Security team group chat
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Patton Oswalt
9 months ago
No. Boy won’t you come home to me.
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David Petts
9 months ago
Unsolicited diptych
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Micah
9 months ago
every day I spend time thinking about how stupid and unnecessary all of this is and I hate it
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Amy Ash
10 months ago
he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
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Matt Zoller Seitz
10 months ago
Randy Newman’s early songs taught me more about the different kinds of narrators than all the English classes I took in high school.
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Student was taking a quiz Wednesday and kind of freaking out. I walked over and whispered, "You must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer." Looking confused, they finished the quiz. Shout out to Paul Atreides.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
11 months ago
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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When I was a teenager, my goal was to be perched on the front of a speeding yacht like Simon LeBon. I ended up as a high school teacher in Nebraska. So yeah, I came pretty damn close to that young boy's dream.
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Jennifer Crawford
11 months ago
Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. One of the best opening lines to a song ever.
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Beyond Belief by Elvis Costello has the best lyrics to a pop song - I think I'm willing to die on that hill.
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Kevin M. Kruse
11 months ago
Nosfera2 Nosferatu: Transylvania Drift Nos4atu The Nos & The Feratu
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Gian D’Oh
12 months ago
Midnight Mass = Midnight Density x Midnight Volume
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Dumb Beezie
12 months ago
No one spanks their kids with race tracks anymore and it shows
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If a billionaire wants to take my social security to pay for his tax cut, I take that personally. I can't believe people voted for this.
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Dumb Beezie
12 months ago
YOU GOTTA BE BAD YOU GOTTA BE BOLD YOU GOTTA BE WISER
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geoffrey
12 months ago
just because milkshakes once brought the boys to the yard does not mean milkshakes are the most potent boy-bringing bait. what the boys truly crave is a hearty beef stew
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