With each passing day, I'm liking Jon Ossoff more and more. I think he may be the real deal.

I was led to believe that was nobody’s business but the Turks…

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

that most infamous of islamic jihadists Duc d'Bourbon Charles III, former Constable of his Majesty, King Francis I, (Le-Roi Chevalier) and loyal servant of Charles V, The Holy Roman Emperor, King of Spain, Archduke of Austria and protector of the faith.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

The Mariners are now 4-0 since the Ichiro statue’s bat broke

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate (the greatest celebrity-on-celebrity social media takedown of all time)

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

tired: dyeing your hair to look younger wired: dyeing your hair so people don't look to you for advice

I actually lived long enough to see my Cornhuskers win a NCAA Tourney game. Banner day!

'Hump-plumping Injectables' is my favourite Flaming Lips album

I would give real money for that guy to shut up for one single day.

Thick thighs save lives

RIP 2025 2025-2025

deadass?

a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.

Something very funny about de santis praising Coolidge for “immigration.” Coolidge’s immigration policy was that people named de santis shouldn’t be allowed to come here bsky.app/profile/anth...

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

In a spirited address to the nation, President Trump announced his plans to increase the moon by 800% and called for the execution of the California Raisins.

This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.

"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."

Some guy posted a sob story to Reddit, trying to figure out if he should divorce his wife of 30 years. He posted it to what he thought was a relationship advice subreddit because it’s called I Think You Should Leave. I’m dying.

He looks like Cate Blanchett in Black Bag

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

He is risen

How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet

Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while. Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.

Alway enjoy when the camera cuts to Arthur Blank on the field and he looks like he's just arrived from a ribbon cutting for a steam engine that will usher in the next phase of the industrial revolution

I don't think we appreciated what a landmark this was for representation in cartoons. As someone who also lives with an angry, vengeful monster where my stomach should be, this was huge. We Stan an IBS king.

This administration thinks the law works the same way Michael Scott thinks bankruptcy works.

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

John Cornyn is truly a godawful human being.

cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: cat2: cat1: I WILL MURDER YOU TO DEATH cat2: I WILL MURDER YOU BACK

Is it 'online training course'?

Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs

A sincere welcome back to George Kirby, the best pitcher in baseball who also looks like a minor character in a John Steinbeck novel

This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit

quick rhyme to help you differentiate: if he tells you to let love in, that's nick cave and has always been if he steals the declaration of independence, then brother that's nick cage in attendance

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

I’m glad Tyler Shough got a job because he’s too old to be on his parents health insurance