when you yell at me this is who you’re yelling at

Nightsky reminders: ... Eat like shit ... Drink to excess ... Congrats, you've just self-medicated

With alt text because this made me cry 😭

5 best shows attended in the past few years (no order): 1. nine inch nails 2. skinny puppy (final tour) 3. gary numan 4. ministry (final tour)/with thrill kill kult 5. kraftwerk honorable mention: 6. kraftwerk (a second time) think i have a type.

Uh... yeah, I'll get on right on that *goes back to scrolling bsky*

Know why they're putting off occupying Seattle for now? Check our track record.

I really hope the bruising is real.

Hey, rural WA state! Antifa is coming for your strip malls and shit buffets! Get ready to defend them!

Post what the FBI will “leak” as Antifa HQ

This is absolute gold. I love it here.

*static shack*

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

So many reports of people impersonating ICE. Thinking I may put on flack gear and my balaclava and pass out cookies in the international district.

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall, and it actually took me a moment to realize that they meant autumn, not the complete collapse of democracy.

If it's not fun walk away

You're being rage baited into a culture war, because the ruling class knows they’d lose a class war.

please bro just let us sacrifice one more minority. bro please i promise everything will be good bro your material conditions will improve if you let us scapegoat one more minority bro

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

Sheet-pan fried rice. Fine who gives a shit anymore.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

INLAND EMPIRE - A strange feeling... looking at the water. Maybe you should just wander off into the sea? Leave it all and walk in... ELECTROCHEMISTRY - With a bottle in your hand.

VOLITION - I can't help you. I am totally useless. Everything I've said is lies. I want the exact same bad things you want. To stand here, like a pillar of salt.

"Political violence" this "political violence" that... Maybe it was just some dude that never received the merch he ordered.

this fireworks jellyfish serene and floaty does not watch the news

RIP Gilbert Gottfried. You would have had a field day today.

Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:

welp... i know what filter song i'm doing at karaoke tonight

took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working

Rancid Peach Meat. Fill a warehouse with peaches and let them rot and ferment. Add worms to the peaches and let them feed. When the worms have had a day or two of fun, remove them and grind them up. The result is an alcoholic burger you eat raw. This is how I made my first million dollars.

Charlie Kirk talking about mass shootings at the time he was shot is the sort of detail they make you take out of the story because it's too over the top

Not grieving does not equal pro-murder.

Fuck you, Charlie Kirk. Change my mind.

The belief that poverty and homelessness are about "individual choices" didn't arise on its own. It was manufactured through decades of messaging designed to protect the policies and interests that create mass precarity. As this new poll shows, that propaganda campaign has been wildly successful.

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two posters.

Do you even "yes and" bro?

The boomers let us be raised by Jim Henson and Fred Rogers and now hate us for having actually internalized the messages about kindness, diversity, and self-esteem.

RFK Jr. won't hear you making fun of him, but your friends who dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park in 2014 will.

VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

I'd love to know the backstory

Another step towards a great Cascadian sovereignty

corporate culture is bullshit.