Become ungovernable

Had to explain to my roommate what "you're silver river" referred to. They took it well and we had a good listen.

going on a road trip with some regs from work. they told me to bring cd's. they have no idea what they're in for. coil, spike jones, swans, bernard parmegiani, ministry, people like us, blectum from blechdom... all the hits

Gotta love living at the Jersey Shore! www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

RAM is expensive right now, but RAMming your car into an AI data center is free*

made gingerbread men with little dicks then bit them off. no hard feelings.

hamburgers, or if using their scientific name, "dire sandwiches",

Tbf, the pizza is a critical component of the transgender

Things out there are cruel and terrible, but here, have a kitty responding to the sound of the lid on his treat cup. Thank you for all the good wishes, friends. It's uncomfortably cold in Iowa right now, but all your cuddles, treats, and scritches have been delivered and received with joy.

That's the basic idea

Dude from Gremlins looks like Luigi Mangione

Meat malfunction

and now, my rendition of 4'33" by john cage... ... ..... ..............

Geese getting killed

"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."

It's Seattle in June. We do it every year, some of us all fucking year. If you don't like it fuck right off.

Wearing a Godflesh hoodie over a Napalm Death shirt. It's a lifestyle.

had a dream about eating cottage cheese with cinnamon and might need to try it

music.youtube.com/watch?v=GltW... Fucking dead 🤣

If you love cats... It should be an "if". Everyone should love cats.

It happened to me

you know who else used to bait teammates into throwing molotovs on mirage just to stand in the ground fire and get them banned for team damage? hitler

I wish I could share this amazing Flammkuchen with you. Caramelized onions, maple bacon, crème fraîche and mozzarella, from Paris Beer Co.

The Palestinian Chicken episode of Curb is a cultural masterpiece

turns out a regimen of an ipa, chocolate milk, and strawberry lemonade makes you vomit

chat am i cooking

THIS IS SO TRUE.

Like to think that

today every meal was a bagel and cream cheese. 3 all together.

release the service call files

me on my way to the mandatory staff meeting

🖤 seattle

in that case i have a ton of "theories"

Well, we put up the shop tree. Biblically accurate chees and pepper packet angel. And a vigun rubber chicken. Happy solstice.

how can you resist lil john ft. kool ade man? www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0r6...

In the future flatulence is something automation will take care of for us. When you need to fart, you’ll ask your robot butler to do it for you. This will save labor and grant us more leisure time to pursue self-improvement.

he posted my review of the tape on his site. i'm tearing up. omfg. it's soooo fucking good. bryanlewissaunders.org/discography/...

ate a sandwich called "the detonator" and holy anal endorphins

god spongebob is a masterclass of articulating bikini bottom relations between crabs in this bucket

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I must not be entitled. Entitlement is the boner-killer. Entitlement is the little-death that brings desire's obliteration.

i'd boing viagra and fuck this

maga is now calling charlie kirk gay. 🍿

Hey, #Seattle and #PNW🚨

Welcome Monday snuggles! Saba and Siber act like mutual bun warmers, on choice bed real estate. #mainecoon #mainecoons #mainecooncat #mainecoonlovers #mainecooncats #catsky #siberiancats #catsofbluesky #siberiancat #catlove #catmemes #cat #floofycat #cutecats #cats #pets #caturday

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

if you are so negatively invested in other people's enjoyment of life there is something really wrong with you, not them.

Why is it the guys saying women wearing makeup or using a filter or cropping their photos are trying to trap a man inevitably look like the product of a prune fucking a ham sandwich.

this would fix me