I'm not much of a sports fan but I think this city should have a sports team called the Seattle Cigarette Bums

apparently it's mono monday so who wants to make out *cough cough* excuse me, no it's just something in my throat

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

sup gurrrrrl

Kitchen Jams with Mrs Morris 💙 #jazz #jazzguitar #guitar #guitars

🏀’s to the face! #MysteryWrestling23 Watch the full show replay on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

you know, jesus was also ace the day after easter 🖤

post-shot glow

If you see it, do it (if you feel like it) nickname: Cassette/Rokhausen prns: they/it height: 6' sexuality: open to suggestion smoke: cigs piercings: septum Tattoos: 3 color: black fave drink (alc): IPA fave drink: IPA fave food: IPA fave animal: IPA

buckle up buttercup, it’s time for some mother heckin game theory *i immediately fall down an ascending escalator, tumbing infinitely, my screams for help drowned out by the laughter of astonished passersby*

your name is erick erickson. whatever to you too, fuckface.

why is it always so hot at grateful dead concert? because none of their fans are working.

depluralize a movie: My Dinner With Nobody

Depluralize a movie Alien

i have this single on cd beside a partially operational stereo in my kitchen. i use it when i take a date home to see if they need to leave or can stay.

happy easter what day

5 cartoons to get to Know Me 📺🎨🎥 the simpsons beavis and butthead ummmm... and yeah

Google reminding us what's truly important on this holey day: a flared base.

Yet only one is actively destroying our habitat every day.

today many of us celebrate the bizarre resurrection of a man that treated sex workers with reverence and respect, and usurers with condemnation and disdain. and yet so many of us totally didn't get the fucking memo.

oh shit my life

Eater editors don't publish on the weekends. Because they're takers. Not shit shovelers like those they "report" on. Well, they're a different kind of shit shoveler.

easter and football? oh fuck this shit going to the zoo.

seth putnam was fucking gay

who up cracking their eggs?

hamming it up KJ7KNO

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

Nobody can buy your slop because nobody will have jobs.

One thing I've gleaned working in hospitality is people named danny/dani are always cool. Matt typically sucks.

Today's deep cut fit

how to be a really good hooman

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

who up being white cis male and complaining about netflix raising their monthly rates?

I put a "student driver" bumper sticker on my car but I cut it up with a razor blade and modified it to say "stunt driver".

add food to a movie title: My Arby's Dinner With Andre

can't wait for the 23rd year in a row that my mom asks me what i'm doing for easter.

I got a haircut, too but you don't see me posting about it

i'll always reiterate it... amazing that people will get so upset about a slice of pizza they'd never eat with all the fucking genocide occurring on our planet.

Post something random or you will have an awful April

Rage, rage against the commodifying of the light. At the unwise who claim to sell you the day, Rent you lies yet pay no pay,

so like... can i be attorney general?

as someone with an essentially useless degree in english literature, i take umbrage with this opinion. there are much better and efficient ways to be informed including but not limited to audio-visual media and what i like to call "barguments". get in, get out, share what you gleaned.

as a native of the sopranos region of nj, someone here in seattle drunkenly asked me if revenge is in fact a dish best served cold. i said it was best taken off the menu. i'd hate to have to surprise them two years from now.

4'33" (dnb vip edit)

post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL april

i feel like if, as an atheist, i can work with/treat patients of all religions (without trying to convince them that they’re Wrong) than a christian therapist should be able to do the same… like grow up