Does YOUR bf have a rotary phone inside him???

Controversial food opinion: I like food

The average person eats over 100 spiders everytime they try a bite of my patented spider casserole

Wet, Hot Pizzas in Your Area!!!

My simple goal as a writer is to write a book that rips everyone a new asshole

This is one of my favorite movies ever. WILSON!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEIc...

Amazing Digital Circus: I'm a gay pink triangle and I must groan

He did and enjoyed snuff films including of children

It would be shocking, with him, we know regular people's lives mean so little, especially those of women read://https_www.theguardian.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fus-news%2F2026%2Fapr%2F10%2Ftrump-graphic-video-florida-woman-killing

So, that episode 9 trailer

I have heard the "fuck Amazon" cries, and this is an alternative I'm considering for my books: leanpub.com/manifesto

I'm glad I had the Xanth novels. There's actually nice messages in there, showing how young men want a beautiful, perfect, and naive sex partner, but what they want is shallow and ultimately not fulfilling; it's a teen thing most people move on from wanting

it is pint of vodka time

borb crafts!

WHY NOT YOU OLD FUCKS

idk maybe bro just has awesome fart noises

Ok the Hellaverse fandom is officially starved for content

Dr. Roberto Fernandez humiliated and harmed multiple women during gynaecological procedures. The disciplinary board deemed him “likely to reoffend”. Yet he gets to keep practicing medicine. He’s facing no formal charges. This is misogyny. Shame on everyone who enables this abuse.

You gotta go back to the Golden Age to get the gay shit

These lies are just a bad reboot of his 2020-21 COVID lies

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Oh no, could they be breaking up, they always look so in love 😄

Denmark didn’t “transition” its grid—it replaced it. ~15% → 92% renewable electricity in 25 years. Wind did the heavy lifting. Solar is scaling. Interconnection balanced. Flexibility solved variability. Wind built it. Solar is scaling. Fossil lost it. This IS system replacement. ⚡#Bettrification

Suggesting I follow the NYT, like wow, bet you would love the concept of Goebbels but behind a paywall 🙄

Michelob Ultra would be the FIFA world cup beer sponsor. It's the worst beer in the country that produces the worst beers in the world. The only people who can tolerate it are old men who already ruined their sense of taste across decades of chewing tobacco and smoking.

The dryer lint is becoming sentient

I wrote a note to myself on a napkin: Things aren't ok, so it's ok to not be ok.

Wars haven't been about raw infantry numbers for a hot minute

I never got drunk at Disney World. The accusations that I slammed back three blue milks in the Star Wars park and then somehow still managed to ride the Rose of the Resistance without hurling are completely made up and hurtful. I did not tell any kids about how the porgs were really puffins.

Strangers 😂😂😂😂😂 Melania?

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I like that I don't have to publicly deny things I do with my friends decades later, sounds like a hassle 🤷🏼‍♀️

Abhorrent FREAK, they should be sent to a special school and taught to have NORMAL scales 😁

New online at Hot Topic Moxxie and Millie plushies 😈😈 #HelluvaBoss #HotTopic

"I stopped using the N-word in my music... because there were too many people that were using it that wasn't black and I couldn't kill 'em all." - Afroman

i’ve always got a song by an angry woman about that

Next time sweet pea has a press conference or publish speaking engagement I will pay someone to yell SPEAK ENGLISH!

The constant remaster shit annoys me to hell. Just lemme be old, damn it!

Bought the Artemis II Lego set ”for my kid.” This thing is stunning.

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

My chi-wiener

CRAPPY SONIC wait I did that wrong

Some underrepresented faves 🥰

Oh my gosh

Suryia, the orangutan who learned to bottle-feed orphaned tiger cubs by watching humans

Lucky by Alice Siebold is a good read for understanding how this happens

I asked myself "how do golf courses possibly afford property taxes" so I looked it up and came away convinced we could virtually eliminate the entire sport by simply removing several dumb tax loopholes

When I was 3 I was so annoying with this ☺️

Forget power scaling, which superhero has the biggest trauma

Data centers can increase pollution, raise utility costs, and burden entire electrical grids. I am proud to be an original cosponsor of the Power for the People Act to hold data centers accountable for their own electrical costs and establish incentives to reduce their impact on the power grid.