ESL speakers joke

Lucifer has electrical powers bc he's a Pikachu

me when I'm pretending to know a jeopardy question

Oropherion, the Martial Eagle. Martial eagles are officially classified as Endangered on the IUCN Red List. Populations of Africa's largest eagle are fast declining primarily due to direct human persecution and rapid habitat alteration. TT: Nathalie Denolf

2 years? o_o

pretty! love Charlie's outfit

Of course I know Wario is evil but I always pick him because I’m able to separate the kart from the kartist

extreme walkies

Two days ago a sitting US Senator was pepper sprayed for protesting ICE and it didn’t even become national news.

body is like, dang girl, it's ok to eat carbs sometimes

Doll fans are like, "She looks like The Entity or Backrooms (complimentary)" www.youtube.com/shorts/7RyiS...

the world is unkind for women who speak out about issues that matter to them, but we won't stop

*spews crumbs all over phone screen in dignified, ladylike manner*

hehehe

I like to think it's about two guys who would rather have elaborate mock trials with each other than have sex

New? Unnoticed? Do better. It was noticed in 1991 by Anita Hill. It was noticed in 1901 by imprisoned suffragists. Open a fucking history book, and not one written by Denis Praeger.

grow up, move on, but keep moneying us forever

auditioning for Seto Kaiba by growing a real anime mullet

I hope the gods give their support to the rebellious teens, and their wisdom making us all fools, for standing around pretending that things are fine and that we can just carry on like normal

I watched a recent "reboot" I guess YGO movie on YouTube live, and thoughts: - the show with an actual animation budget looks ridiculous; I'm just used to the monsters not moving so much lol - Tea has hair that looks less like a cardboard box now, happy for her

I often think about sortition systems as an answer to the fact that one person being in politics too long corrupts the government. It creates long-standing barter relationships to engage in corruption with.

i forgot to show these before but i got these cute m_d00dles charms from their acggoods store a while ago. god they're so cute

I thought Yu-Gi-Oh! had invented dramatic pointing

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

Eating a second cookie because I ate the first one absentmindedly and didn't appreciate it enough

"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled." – Plutarch

On Reddit, there was a major post saying, basically, that the TADC fandom isn't bad, that Gooseworx was overreacting. Idk, I get that most of us aren't the problem, and there are bad people in all fandoms. But fandom as a whole needs to do better for sensitive people. And they saw shit we didn't.

A kind person freed the kingfisher that had its beak caught and couldn't move...

owl is having a beach day

Yeah, don't imply that they're following procedure. They are bandits.

RIP :( Old school cool moment with naughty little curled up toes

"women aren't aroused by visuals"

I miss renting a Divvy bike and just running around the Loop and shore area on it in the summers ^_^ great way to see the museums and Millenium/Grant parks, Navy Pier, etc.

Why do people not get that them duplicating the exact words or posts they disagree with all the time is part of the problem? Other people's posts or ideas are like DNA that you are choosing to replicate and spread when you do that. I know sometimes you're just incredulous. But I try to avoid it.

When I was in metal shop class in middle school, I one time made this dustpan it was supposed to be, but I bent it at bad angles and it was lopsided; I got a generous C-. Anyway, that's what I see when I see a Cybertruck. Old mistake is haunting me, lol

I wonder how long we will be lied to when it happens. How long before the truth has to come out. I know they will try to hide it. My guess is between three and seven days.

America and its consequences

WHY didn't they teach us in school that Memorial Day was initiated by former slaves? Why did I learn about it at age 35 on a BlueSky post?

The incredibly racially diverse crowd at tonight's Bernie Sanders-Graham Platner rally.

Memorial Day Started by former slaves May 1, 1865-Charleston, SC to honor 257 dead Union Soldiers buried in a mass grave in a Confederate prison camp. The bodies were dug up to give them respect for fighting for their freedom. A parade was led by 2,800 Black kids who marched, sang & celebrated.

S02 e03 is like, painful rewatching bc of villain protagonist Charlie

YES. Fuck this. I'm so glad they made this video! www.youtube.com/shorts/nAIPy...

"Lol" - tired "this amuses me" - classy and dominant

I have cat mom instincts fr

Most Caribbean countries have restrictions on entry. Bahamas will only allow felons who have *completed* their sentences. A total of 38 countries will not allow felons to enter. #ProudBlue

Looks like he has salami on his face

I paused on Charlie making this face

I bitched at my stupid gig app company and they eventually actually paid me... Guillotines when? www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJIe...