Why do people waste time with the Vikings,?

Read the NYT story on Biden's speech in Nebraska and note the references to him meandering. Meanwhile, this shit.

Imagine throwing away your entire Major League Baseball career for $12,000. God these players are stupid Guardians' Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted for pitch rigging - ESPN share.google/qpZkJw88mtZW...

It looks like every maple tree got its orders last night

Some light Sunday reading. www.theatlantic.com/science/arch...

October was another shitty month for solar generation. Heading into winter with only $88 in credits.

Now that the election is over and Rick Kupchella's guy won, who bankrolled it?

I had such warm feelings for the people of Margraten. newscut.mprnews.org/2018/03/as-w...

I need to stop reading clinical notes after doctor visits for routine checkup.

The neighbor's pig, Penelope is getting bigger. Rescued from a small town rodeo. They found a pig sanctuary but is has to be spayed, which costs around $2,000. So they're trying to raise the money.

Last lawnmowing/leaf-mulching session of the season is in the books. Tomorrow, I swap out the lawnmower for the snowblower.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

37 point lead for wolves but the crowd tonight seems off.

Post you from a different era (1983)

It moved under its own power for the first time during an engine test. It jumped the wheel chocks on takeoff power so we taxied to the end of the lane and back.

If you can land a plane in flight simulator, you can easily land a real plane www.airwaysmag.com/new-post/boe...

Every time a TV show writer tries to advance a plot by showing a text message screen, his/her car should be towed.

I never watch local TV news and rarely watch commercial TV. So every now and again, I'm stunned by how old the local anchors are looking.

[whisper] who the fuck is this?

I still feel bad about breaking up with Pia Ferri at the doorstep of WERS in Boston 50 years ago. She was a nice kid. She cried and I felt awful. Then I went upstairs and the AP wire machine was clicky-clacking a story with bells that a ship was missing on Lake Superior

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

If it were up to me, I'd appoint whomever is running the NYT cooking section to run the whole paper.

I tell people my problem is I have "Grady Sizemore knees" and people look at me like they've never heard of the one time sure-fire first ballot hall of famer.

Moms for Liberty went 0 for 33 on Tuesday.

THIS IS SO GOOD

Narrator: There's been no GOP plan for #healthcare since Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama worked on passing the ACA through Congress in Obama's first term. The GOP worked on taking the ACA away many times but have yet to share another option. They have no plan. They want Americans to be sick & poor.

Looking at you, Timberwolves writers.

Wolves are going to be struggling to make the playoffs.

Saw the first house with Xmas lights lit in the neighborhood

The hard part of elections is after you win. Especially with economic and affordability issues. No one ever seems to solve them. So we go back and forth like a pendulum. The only thing that survives are the problems.

My feed does not AT ALL represent the voters of Minneapolis apparently.

This is Finn. His human stopped scratching his back, so he had to take matters into his own hands. 13/10 (TT: anna.ve.w)

Really disappointed in the Woodbury Roundabout newsletter project. Should've had an issue out first thing this morning rather than wait for regular Thursday publication. That's a newspaper mentality. I was so hopeful, but this is really bad. woodburynewsnet.beehiiv.com

Mayor-elect Her has the worst job in MN now. St. Paul is an absolute basket case.

Trump's America. There are people who are actually proud of this.

How many mayoral administrations does this make during which construction on downtown St Paul streets made navigating it utterly impossible?

A planehead filefish is not a usual visitor here in Coral Cuty, so it was treat to see this elegant oddball come in for a close up today 🤩 #planeheadfilefish #filefish #elegantoddball #closeup #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

Looking forward to a Mike Johnson news conference today when he claims to know nothing about any election results .

Also in S Washington county, the Moms for Liberty block got their ass kicked for the third straight election.

Republican Dwight Dorau is now 0-4 running for office and has lost two elections for different offices in two months. Woodbury is deep blue .

I like driving home toward a gorgeous full moon than a blinding sun.

30 cents a gallon gas price increase. Neat trick in a slowing economy. Good job, Trump.

I have a bunch of ups pilot friends. This sucks apnews.com/article/kent...

Wouldn't surprise me if the GOP wins Nicole Mitchell's Senate seat, tipping the Senate to the right wing. Low turnout and old white bigots are more motivated to vote.

I miss Tweets from a 1940 Newsroom Typewriter

Our EAA chapter gave a full flight training scholarship to a 17 year old with a dream of being an airline pilot. A couple of weeks ago his heart stopped while playing volleyball. He was revived and a defib device was implanted. Now he won't ever fly even as a private pilot.

When I vote today I'll wear a mask, boots, and raincoat. I don't want to get any Republican on me.

What are the odds the average Strib print subscriber knows how to use a QR code?

Dick Cheney is dead. Today is a practice run.

As you head off to work today, remember: You are not what you do for a living. I'll be cheering you on all day, probably still in my pajamas. Good luck.