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Check out the proposal for my new book, If The Videogame Industry Doesn't Exist, How Come I Hate It So Much?. www.jank.cool/one-of-the-b...

Started learning to program game stuff :> #gamedev #indiegames #indiegamedev #coding #programming #godot

the gracie films guy shooshed me when i didnt even fucking say anything

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

in case you were concerned, don’t be, I can assure you the San Antonio zoo is letting the animals watch the playoffs

you can talk shit about bluesky all you want but i just saw someone reply to someone “yeah well welcome to the moron club, idiot” and i think that’s beautiful

XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.

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"Kids can't get enough of them. They're called Beanie Babies." "Beanie Babies" "Beanie Babies" "Beanie Babies" "それらは「bīnī beibīzu」と呼ばれています" "Beanie—“ "Beanie—“ "Beanie—“ "BEANIE BABIES"

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

Have any of you ever felt the need to verify you aren’t in a Tyler Durden situation with another user on a Discord? Haha no me neither.

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

okay but do the americans understand how cool this tee is

The Yoshi's Island map screen theme is remarkably similar to the song "Anywhere Is" by Irish singer Enya. Both of these were composed around 1994 and released in 1995, meaning that neither of them could have been influenced by each other and this is an astounding coincidence.

Here’s a quote from Beethoven & Dinosaur in the piece I have going up this week: “America is as real to us [Australians] as Middle Earth."

I should be working, and yet...

"...and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

Don't really know much about this "Star Fox" thing you're all talking about. Though it does have a passing resemblance to the Nintendo 64 game Lylat Wars, so maybe that's what you're referring to?

Every guy in a videogame:

BlueSky users when we get the chance to post about how trains are neat

BLOCKER -- do not record. To prevent Order priests from dropping into generic dialogue.

Just picturing if the movie was shot on digital, is she just wearing a dress made of western digital hard drives?

Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.

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I’m stuck on a design problem so you know what time it is: time to take out seven bags of recycling and clean the entire kitchen

@patrickklepek.bsky.social Just want to say I remember Pandemonium - it was the only game my friend had on PS1 so it was the only playstation game I played for a loooong time.

you look like an art piece from the rain and sauce era

saving these for future slide decks

*Cyprus hill voice* In Seine from the bus lane

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

ANALYSIS: son of a bitch

If you are asked for what you look for in a partner and you list more than two things, you're just reciting the lyrics to Short Skirt, Long Jacket.

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

someone replied "should Sisyphus fear his Boulder" to me and y'all there is a new entry to the shit posts that sound like literary quotes canon

@robzacny.bsky.social Oh wow, Finally another person who has seen the Limitless TV series. (You mentioned on the Logan Lucky pod)

Australia's cyber security co-ordinator just dropped what I think will be a very useful reaction meme

Yeah I’m into NFTs: Networks of Frequent Transit s

Happy Apollo Justice's first case day everyone