Holy hell I’ve been locked out of here for almost a month

"Stop calling us Nazis," said the Nazi nazingly.

hey.

idon’t even know what day it is anymore

WHAT DID WU TANG FUCKIN' SAY BRO

sup.

says two words *well that was embarrassing

got a 14oz bottle of bay rum aftershave on the way and I’m prepared to have panties flying my direction during the foreseeable future

This is all so very stupid.

hi.

mood

proof of life/happy friday punks 💋🖤

I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos

honestly don’t know why I fucking bother..with any fucking thing..anymore.

i give up.

cause why does your masculinity hinge on hurting women

lookin at you😏🤣🌻🌻🐝

sharing the wealth🌻🐝🪲

sometimes bread is made for ghosts and u just gotta say bye bye and chuck that loaf off into another dimension it’s ok

I don’t care anymore. *dips chicken tenders in whiskey*

frakenstein 🥰🖤

You know how people put little ducks in each other’s Jeeps? I’m gonna start leaving little dicks in lifted trucks

this mofo 😆

I heavy metal love you.

So many people doing so many stupid things.

Fuck that shit.

not sure where all the new followers came from but…THANK YOU and welcome to my shitshow 😬

thought I’d grace you with my presence 

This war is a distraction from the fact that I am hot and single.

The women here shouldn’t have to have an underground network to know who is safe. Yet here we are.

This panic attack was sponsored by CNN, NBC, and the Weather Channel.

We could have done so much more so much better

This is incredible

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a woman without a fuck left to give.

The devil can cite scripture for his purpose ~ The Merchant of Venice - Act 1, Scene 3

Heroin OD? _______ Narcan Meth OD? ________ Thorazine Alcohol OD? ______ Transfusion Cannabis OD? ____ Order a pizza

Uncivil War

Achievement unlocked: Completely Unlovable

[exists] motherfucker

The midnight sun

I’m taking my clothes off for the next appliance that sings to me.

Austrian-American photojournalist and color photographer Ernst Haas New York City #ErnstHaas #Photography

I learned everything I need to know in the moshpit.

My boobs were not designed for this hot weather