The lord shall preserve thy going out and thy coming in from this time forth, and even for evermore. ~ Psalm 121:8

Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there'd be no religious people. ~ Hugh Laurie, Dr. Gregory House

A priest collapses and is rushed to hospital. On the way to theatre, he whispers to the nurse "Am I in heaven?" The nurse replied "No, sir, we're just taking a shortcut through the children’s ward."

A priest, a liar, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

More like 𝘓𝘢𝘸 & 𝘖𝘥𝘰𝘳, in this case.

That god cannot lie is no advantage to your argument because it is no proof that priests cannot or that the bible does not. ~ Thomas Paine, The Life and Works of Thomas Paine

The work that christ started but could not finish, I, Adolf Hitler, will conclude. ~ Adolf Hitler, speech to the Reichstag, 1938

The sun also shines on the wicked. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Roman philosopher, 4 BCE - 65 CE

As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents more and more closely the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last & the White House will be adorned by an outright moron. ~HL Mencken

Miracles do occur!

Miracle or Mercury?

Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind & accepts whatever it has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth & never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved? ~ Carl Sagan

If you aren’t the lead dog, the view never changes.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? ~ George Carlin

If christians had been in charge of the space program, we’d be all the way to Chicago by now.

Religion is superstition in drag. ~ @ImissAbbie

geezus could forgive sins without having had to die.

Only 354 days!!

Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool. ~ Voltaire

You can’t use facts, logic, or reasoning to change an opinion or belief that isn’t based on facts, logic, or reasoning. So, here is a fact: gods are very consistent. Yesterday, today, and forever, they remain the same. Nonexistent. @gCMG_Obv

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. ~ Rudyard Kipling

geezus was unsuccessful on his 1st attempt at ascension ...

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason. ~ Benjamin Franklin

I warrant you, you shall find the ceremonies of the wars & the cares of it & the forms of it to be otherwise. ~ Henry 5 - Act 4, Scene 1

" ... to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.” ~ Herman Melville, Moby Dick … or Khan, The Wrath Of, take your pick.

Happy the one who takes and dashes your little ones against the rock! ~ Psalm 137:9

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.