Little chipmunk buddy

they have combined to become a pratzel

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

bsky mods have Randall Weems vibes

144 House Democrats joined 203 Republicans to vote for this bill which gives DHS and ICE new powers to collect personal information of both migrants and American citizens

On this day in 1985, the city of Philadelphia went to war against its own citizens. I wrote about it for @teenvogue.com back in 2020: www.teenvogue.com/story/histor...

every single transportation conversation ever

me and my home boy are using slings to feed each other treats at range

Everything I know about Mr Blobby I learned from The Magnus Protocols

when two human centipedes sixty-nine 666999

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

Panos Cosmatos you say?

rare bird sighting

In winter Mediterranean Gulls rock the all white everything but in summer their plumage shifts to give them a sick balaclava.

IT: let me know if you want A, B, or both Me: do both please IT: we can't do both It's not even 9am yet you can't do this to me

I wonder what it'd be like to not have cry bully mods on this site

"Men want big balls" Yes I'm aware this is not new www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ...

Buck list item: hold a baby duckling - complete

Hootie says good morning

also

IT loves being like "we changed nothing, try it again" and at least Sisyphus got jacked from his trial

Beginning to suspect management thinks I'm omniscient based on how frequently they ask me to give updates on when ! entirely different departments ! will be done with their work

Yes. Mike Masnick, the guy who coined the term "Streisand effect" is an actual board member for the company whose head of T&S is currently trying to create some kind of ultra Streisand Effect³

god save me from people who troubleshoot with copilot

Met the neighbors puppy

thumping

Someone's mad the squirrels beat them to the peanuts

He's just so baby, it's ridiculous

Look at this thing, behold it.

Happy May Day

Bob vous prévient qu'il ne tolèrera aucune citation de Jeanne Mars

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

IT: we found an issue Me: what's the issue? IT: we think it's one of these files Me: okay but what is the issue? IT: it's one of these files Me: in detail, what EXACTLY is the problem with the file? IT: we're not sure, can you take a look?

tuxedo cat sunflower

Where is your face little man

Excellent nap form, great stuff

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

extra thick can of soup

Sleepy Elektra in a basket

How I know it's 4/20: IT just asked for step by step instructions on how to copy/paste files

If I am going to be subjected to this endless news cycle, then at the very least the pope should call upon the catholic nobility of Europe to raise their banners in a great crusade to reconquer southern Florida and set up some Frankish principalities along the coast

coworkers think I'm German cause I say danke instead of thanks/thank you like it's not cause it's less letters to type out

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

If you're hitting yourself in the head with a hammer more than once you're not swinging it hard enough

Kill Chain by Bolt Thrower, 0:00-0:48

Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...