I think this cat likes me or something?

I fear I may have finally cracked the case.

People stop asking me how to do their jobs challenge: impossible

this is why i’m irritated by “they can’t refuse to follow orders, but they don’t want to be there & some of them are just picking up litter & helping with groceries & not working” while meanwhile whole kinds of people straight up are like “i am scared to go outside because i might get disappeared.”

I wish ads felt pain when you skipped thems

The world is not out to get you. That's paranoid thinking. There are, at most, three to fifteen people out to get you, working day and night on your downfall. Relax.

bitch what

So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

From what I'm reading on the timeline, baseball is happening or perhaps has already happened, or both

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

if I could talk to animals I would teach them about the calendar. I think an animal understanding the concept of 'wednesday' is hilarious

oh hey it's friday

my samsara themed escape room continues to kick everyone's ass

mac delivered his MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT from the hallway this morning 📢

Management is demanding we milk Brad from IT today. We are way behind on this project and we need his precious juices. Not a Brad fan but this decision feels rushed.

The hood is off... literally

the only thing RFK Jr can cure is imposter syndrome

"copilot has 165 suggestions on how to clean up this data"

Happy World Cephalopod Day! 🐙This sucker for adventure feels its way through the world! With thousands of chemical receptors and millions of texture receptors packed into each sucker, the giant Pacific octopus has a real sense for exploration.

This cat

for example, there is a spectrum of fair or unfair things that can happen if you (a cis person) commit a crime and are sent to prison but i will most likely be placed in a men's prison and raped to death no matter the crime/sentence (V coding) with the alternative being solitary confinement forever

I love waiting on people to do their job at work till the point I have to do it for them or we miss deadlines and somehow this doesn't correspond to either a raise, or more people hired

An enterprising journalist that could prove that his aides and advisors are showing Trump fake shit that led to him signing EOs and making policy decisions would be a huge deal. Maybe the biggest story in the history of the Presidency? Bigger than Nixon. Too bad the newspapers quit being newspapers

303 Creative is absolutely a hill to die on. ADF invented a fake gay couple who they claimed asked Lorie Smith to build them a a wedding website. There was no such couple. Also, Smith didn't even make websites. That's just for starters.

sorry I'm still waking up, am I reading this right? you can just invent a court case to take to the supreme court and that's not like, super illegal? and the supreme court is too stupid to realize it's all fake? and rules on it anyway?

Let's go make out on the bloomin' onion

MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.

"The fascists are getting more and more violent, so we must curtail our Constitutional rights and our efforts to oppose them", the Democratic Party story

all my squirrel posts for a social media that isn't fucking transphobic and racist, why is that so hard?

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words. The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

Finished repairing (for now) the rocking chair, so far, so good

Please, my friends, I am a mother whose heart is torn apart for my child. My only dream is for him to eat and for him to survive. Please help us. We have great hope in you.💔😔 gofund.me/001d3fab

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

I had to make it

two cats block your way. one is a little baby. the other is also a little baby. which one do you pet

boo! scaryed you

listening to the horrible fate of a D class testing subject in a SCP scenario: it should have been me

If you call something a kettle chip it has to have a thickness greater than a basic potato chip and no I will not leave the store until you address this

thinking about the breakfast skillet I had seven years ago

When bluesky dies the true shitposters will simply return to the forest and whisper their thoughts at wildlife

i'm gonna fucking lose it

if you've ever felt like you mishandled a communication at work, just go read the bsky dev posts for the last day or so and feel better about yourself

maybe when this site dies I'll just write down my thoughts on notecards and leave them in library books

If you're happy and you know it eat a bug