remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again

On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI

i got frankie a soft little heat pad (a little mat with mylar in the layers that stays warm when she’s on it) and she’s fucking obsessed.

semaglutide just got cheaper

he can’t be for real right now

i don’t particularly care for the current angle of the sun

Here's to four or five months till I can touch grass again

Today is brought to you by the poetic edda www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBeL...

AI ads like "meet the computer you can talk to.." skill issue, I've been talking to computers since I was a child, look at what they need to match a fraction of my power

"hey management has a meeting scheduled for sunday, what's the best way to contact you..." nope, no, fuck off, that's the weekend, touch my weekend and I'll fucking [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

When squirrels sit with their little paws tucked up to their chests cause it's cold

babie gorl has chompers

It snowed like 10" over the weekend and the plows have only plowed the center of the road, thanks I guess

Well, we got our Christmas tree up and Jonesy immediately set right to being a horrible little gremlin.

god's most perfect vehicle

saint of the jar #art

i almost never understand what any of you are saying

Perk #? of working from home: red squirrels go sproing in the snow

Apex predator Bumble there

Bat Friday

he’s like if ponyo was a cat

THAT LITTLE CAT FACE oh my godddddd what a hero

TOO BUSY TO THINK BIG THANKS TO ANYONE WHO GRABBED A SHIRT LAST WEEK X

honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days

The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.

your moment of calm: a golden-crowned sparrow contemplating the world...

sorry, the best i can do is a dictionary

shape guy walking regular

I just want to sleep for a million years

Nothing sets the holiday mood quite like T.S.O's "Beethoven's Last Night"

A man: who, knowing his whole true self, cannot be used or possessed by any power other than himself, and whose life therefore is lived for life’s sake and never in the service of ruin, or pain, or hatred, or the dark.

Hey you

Work having two different holiday parties and somehow are surprised I'm not going to either like ? You literally refused to let the rest of my team attend either fuck off

hey anyone wanna get drunk at the deprecated relic of a once-prosperous industrial past

tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Work putting the dairy creamer in the non dairy creamer carafe like you have to work in the office it's a rule now shit your pants fucker

Being productive at work as a form of selfharm

the northern lights look weirder than I'd expected

Clair obscur has more endings than the return of the king

personally just looking forward to reading mtg as magic the gathering again

Use alt text so my mute list works or get blocked idk

Guess they’re gonna have to tear down all those New Deal buildings and artworks. For those who don’t study history, we’ve had socialism in America before, it was in response to unbridled wealth hoarding, and it directly led to one of the most prosperous periods the country has ever experienced.

The world is bathed in eerily pink fog this morning. Can't wait for Kawaii Pyramid Head to show up and rip my skin off

The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...

solving an arcane puzzle and being gifted The Divine Blade of Ass Destruction so that i mayst Rend Mine Foes Asunder

This is incredible

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

i was high on the blood of the magician