This works in large part because Macho Man would hype himself into existential introspection. Every meeting with Mean Joe is an occurrence with himself as being. Once the cream rises to the top it finds space is the place and we are all nothing but garbage having a cup of coffee in the big time.

any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.

Everytime I check LinkedIn the “suggested post” which is always someone I’m in no way connected to is about Meta laying off 8k people and what it means for the persons pet interest. This is hell. The only good website is UESP.

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

🚀 🚩 💥 as.ft.com/r/235eca5f-0...

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

They should do that Jubilee show with the Pope. Like "1 Pope vs 20 Conservatives Catholics Who Just Converted."

The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.

BlueSky: Modern workers live a life of toil and labor unimaginable to french peasant! Actual French peasants in the 20th century: I very much like that I can go on vacation now. Maybe next year we go to Las Vegas and see Le Rat Pack.

just really understated how much Israel believes that they are invulnerable to changes in American support no matter how much they actively attempt to fuck us over

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

Same energy.

Double or Nothing: Match results were predictable — how they got their fucking banged!!! (Your mother).

BANG BANG!! #AEWDoN

I think everyone's energy would be better used talking about how awful Threads is.

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

I mean look, real talk. We went to war to get the JCPOA with a white man’s signature on it. Israel had its own reasons, but that was basically our reason.

*slaps a Bluesky server* this bad boy can run so may cringe discourses simultaneously.

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

the silicon valley vision of labor is an utterly abject class of employees surveilled in every particular by a set of tools loyal only to the C-Suite, which spends all its time relaxing in a warm bath of automated sycophancy

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

Guy keeps asking me to go bowling.

JFK completes mostly successful Dallas parade.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing

I think there’s something kinda late Soviet about how America just doesn’t believe in its own political project anymore.

Bubbles I got bit by a snake, quick give me the anecdote

this is a harrowing read. schools and police still have zero clue how to deal with AI nudify apps being used by kids on their classmates. Apple and Google still not doing a great job deleting these apps. Instagram & TikTok are still promoting them via paid ads: www.404media.co/radnor-high-...

"Mayor attends huge local sporting event and doesn't even get comped seats or sit in the best spot" is such a hilarious way to try to burn someone, really nypost.com/2026/05/22/u...

Actually we're hurtling towards a fiscal crisis because of years of profligate tax cuts and reversing that is a common sense policy reponse

What if Musk threw an IPO and no one came

Huge day. Los Hermanos Tacos just published their S-1. Restaurant Operations: (800,000) Tortilla Wholesale: 2.5 million AI: (3.0 billion) Seeking a 400 billion dollar valuation. Recent news they’ve signed a deal to construct a 3.5GW Data Center in Greendale to sell compute to Anthropic.

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Elon Musk killed hundreds of thousands of people and is about to get truckloads of cash backed into his ketamine account for taking a company public that loses 5 billion a year blowing up rockets and generating anime girls covered in donut glaze.

SpaceX S1 is out. I have to get my kid to soccer, will post stuff about this later or tomorrow. www.sec.gov/Archives/edg...

Getting mogged by your judge is crazy

the reason you hear about trans sports is because, after failing to create a culture war about bathrooms, GOP strategists all got together and figured out they could exploit the fact that every single adult spends an insane amount of money on their kid playing sports to attack trans people

r/careeradvice: I want to make $400,000 a year, not go to college, I’m not passionate about anything and I don’t want to work very hard. What are my options?

I have this theory that everyone looks drunker in a big white t-shirt

All metro stops must be covered and shaded. Vote for me 2028.

I can't believe we turned "Laptop Worker" into a term of derision. We now have the tech and business models to allow millions of people to make a living in ways unthered to a farm plot, assembly line,, or cubicle. That's very cool! Do not project your weird yearning for the mines on to me.

shout out to the Track AIPAC morons for endorsing this freak. please stop taking them seriously

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

YOU DONT SAY

Having WCW present their most unstoppable dominant force be a guy who proudly went by his last name “Goldberg” and openly discussed his Judaism was hugely important to me growing up. MJF has taken that torch and carried it even further for the next generation. Fuck you Max, you’re the best.

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"