start spreadin' the moos,

My community has never 'Yes, And'-ed so hard, it only felt right to enshrine this moment somehow. youtu.be/4CwMkvIb-jE

cow orker

Bart Nouveau - as requested by Andrew Keys

my name is cat & ‘fore I sit I like to walk on you, a bit I like to stand upon the baws and pierce the tender boob with claws

When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

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Dated this very month in 1988, the very first issue of the splendidly idiosyncratic Deadline, with its cover featuring its soon-to-be-breakout-star Tank Girl by Jamie Hewlett.

lrb: cw: audio

Some of you may be wondering about the glamorous lifestyle associated with the architectural work I do. Well, I can now share some of that with you. I get this sort of ad for reference material on my Instagram feed. (It is a genuine ad.)

i am less and less convinced that this place is a good fit for that purpose

Fellow Britons, when did it become "spooky season"? Sounds a bit American. When I was a child we always described it as "The Mordant Months".

Impressively deep and on-the-nose thoughts from a four-star review of Mickey 17

"Nobody is saying open borders"

Bluesky devs losing the Mandate of Heaven I feel. Soon the one of the Mastodon Khanates will sweep over the Great Firewall and establish a new dynasty. Thus all shall prosper.

Slay the Princess is on sale! as i reminder, i think it sucks dog ass and you can find out why here: youtu.be/0NSsQfxEsNU?...

i need to stop feeling like the worst person in the world when letting people know something they're using is genAI. best case scenario is they didn't realise and stop, worst case is they knew, don't care, and i can just never interact again

they're absolutely squarshing it

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really good box art

Following his "acquisition" (theft) of Clunie Fretton's new book, Des has a new hobby and he won't shut up about it. He wants a set of chisels for his birthday and asks me "am I getting chisels" every 10-15 minutes. He intends to carve sculptures of, exclusively, himself. "But different sizes!"

(Holding back tears) I want that. I want a convenient and joyful life.

for a long time i've seen spirituality as one of many aspects of the human experience that my particular configuration of neurodivergance denies me access to, but the only concept i can grasp at to name and understand my certainty of the Wrongness of "talking" to an LLM is that language is Sacred

i've never been in cahoots but one time i was in dogg's hamlet

I went to Gay Nerd Town, USA and everyone there was literally in love with you. They said it's because you have kind eyes.

flipping off the hollerith tabulating machine to let it know that i detest it and all of its curséd progeny

Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! It is the farting of my hideous butt!

NEW VIDEO ALERT Nintendo's Museum Problem I visited the Nintendo Museum in Kyoto. There were indeed some things from Nintendo's history that were missing, and some stuff I was surprised to see! youtu.be/j0N6qnOihHg

A lot of y'all

Hey guys I fucked up our house again

being trans, being fat, being disabled -- these things will teach you who people are in their heart of hearts, often within seconds of meeting them.

drops are disabled until october 16th LMAO fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck duolingo

going to have a (nasty?) conversation with my boss shortly. give me strenght, low resolution austin powers

i was like "intolerance? really?? you sure??" but now i get it. Lactose Intolerance

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‪"it's a kitty! pet the kitty... [MICROPHONE EXPLODES] www.twitch.tv/tonionio/cli...

"So, Creb, how was stream today? Did you manage to make some cool art?"

Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real.

Yeah, baby!

This says a lot about our society…

New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. Feat: @sueharrison123.bsky.social @mikeshephard.bsky.social Sammy Dobson @atomcrowley.bsky.social @linneasage.bsky.social Mike Wozniak Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!

Gritty Pud A show about stuff that is gritty pud

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.